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TUSooner
1/18/2009, 03:05 PM
Sorry about the little tiny f-bomb at the bottom.
http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/6325/dalaiteb0wrnu7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

SeattleOUstudent
1/18/2009, 03:12 PM
forgot to mention that he doesnt have to 'pop his collah'. His shirts just signal touchdown when they hit his body.

yermom
1/18/2009, 03:16 PM
ah, the Onion, how i love thee

BudSooner
1/18/2009, 05:25 PM
Loves big ole fake titties, damn we have something in common. :D

L-Boy
1/18/2009, 06:19 PM
Even I can't argue with the greatness of The Onion. I like the college commentator remark.

Soonersince57
1/18/2009, 09:49 PM
Loves big ole fake titties, damn we have something in common. :D

At least that's what he wants us to think. ;)

salth2o
1/18/2009, 10:32 PM
greatness.

Crucifax Autumn
1/19/2009, 01:15 AM
Awesome!

SoonersEnFuego
1/19/2009, 08:54 AM
The Onion is the shiznittlebamsnipsnapsack!

G8trGr8t
1/19/2009, 09:34 AM
Jealousy is ugly. If he played for Oklahoma, you guys would be drooling all over him. Have fun with it, only one more year.

sooneron
1/19/2009, 09:38 AM
Actually, if he played for OU, I would constantly be saying shut up already Tim!

I hate the preachy types.

TUSooner
1/19/2009, 10:05 AM
Jealousy is ugly. If he played for Oklahoma, you guys would be drooling all over him. Have fun with it, only one more year.

Right. The Onion is pro-Sooner propaganda; how could we ever have hoped to fool you?!

Yes, we'd certainly see things a little differently if Mahatma Teb0w played for us. But the rest of the Nation wouldn't, and even most of us Sooners would eventually get fed up with all the hype and adulation. You continue to enjoy and worship at the teb0w altar, as you should. We will continue to poke the great gas-filled bag until it bursts, as we should.

OUDoc
1/19/2009, 10:49 AM
Jealousy is ugly. If he played for Oklahoma, you guys would be drooling all over him. Have fun with it, only one more year.
As much as the entire world is on his jock, I can't believe you guys aren't tired of hearing about him already. It makes me think I'm stuck in some sort of Jim Jones/David Koresh-like cult or something and I'm the only non-believer.

Jason White's Third Knee
1/19/2009, 10:50 AM
Jealousy is ugly. If he played for Oklahoma, you guys would be drooling all over him. Have fun with it, only one more year.


Did you know that you spelled your name 'gait-tor great t'? How stupid do you have to be to **** that up?

8 ≠ "AY"

bri
1/19/2009, 11:32 AM
Jealousy is ugly. If he played for Oklahoma, you guys would be drooling all over him. Have fun with it, only one more year.

If he played for Oklahoma, we'd still be running the Split-T.

Josh Eisenteith
1/19/2009, 10:43 PM
If he played for Oklahoma, we'd still be running the Split-T.


Dude, I just had a flashback of one of those big ol' Split T burgers on North Western Ave. MMMMMMMMM!

G8trGr8t
1/20/2009, 10:07 AM
Did you know that you spelled your name 'gait-tor great t'? How stupid do you have to be to **** that up?

8 ≠ "AY"

If you want to post on more than one board, sports, politics, travel, etc, you need something different or you end up with multiple screen names. I prefer to have one screen name so I don't have to keep a list of who I am on what board. Is that so hard to understand or do you just like to think you are elevating yourself by insulting others? Grow up.

Yes, he is overexposed, but that is not his fault. If the press continually seeks you out, are you supposed to go run and hide? Tebow is a good kid, a great competitor, and any of you would have loved to have him at OU for the last three years.

Hot Rod
1/20/2009, 10:16 AM
The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiah is a good kid, a great competitor, and any of you would have loved to have him at OU for the last three years.

No thanks. I've had all the fist pumping and yelling that I can take from him.

OUDoc
1/20/2009, 10:23 AM
The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiah is a good kid, a great competitor, and any of you would have loved to have him at OU for the last three years.

That he is, but I'd still take Sam over him any day.

Circle City Gator
1/20/2009, 01:43 PM
Fake? Big, but fake? And, well, so what?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a229/dhonig2/Non%20cartoon%20pictures/teb.jpg

http://content.expressen.se/blog/24/53/17/honkensblogg/images/lucy2.jpg

Jason White's Third Knee
1/20/2009, 02:13 PM
If you want to post on more than one board, sports, politics, travel, etc, you need something different or you end up with multiple screen names. I prefer to have one screen name so I don't have to keep a list of who I am on what board. Is that so hard to understand or do you just like to think you are elevating yourself by insulting others? Grow up.



Something different... using the '8' like thirty other gator trolls that came to this board? Why are you still here?


What is hard to understand is that you think that name was different. It isn't the slightest bit creative. It's the equivalent of the LSU faithful saying geaux tigers. But even then, I've never seen one of those inbred bayou trolls misspell it!

What else is hard to understand is you telling me that I am elevating myself while you refer to yourself as "Great" (although misspelled as I had mentioned prior) in your posting name. THEN you insult me by saying 'grow up', inferring that you are better than me.

Wow. I can see you are having trouble keeping up. Easy with the 5 lb dumbbells there champ.

Pigface1
1/20/2009, 02:54 PM
Timmah also enjoys playing dress up with his Heisman when he's not snipping wieners in 3rd world countries.

http://www.gatorswearjeanshorts.net/blog/uploaded_images/TT+heisman-758301.jpg

Circle City Gator
1/20/2009, 06:05 PM
Timmah also enjoys playing dress up with his Heisman when he's not snipping wieners in 3rd world countries.

http://www.gatorswearjeanshorts.net/blog/uploaded_images/TT+heisman-758301.jpg

Okay, that's funny.

KC//CRIMSON
1/20/2009, 06:41 PM
Fake? Big, but fake? And, well, so what?

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a229/dhonig2/Non%20cartoon%20pictures/teb.jpg



Not his girlfriend, plus Pinder suffers from coulrophobia, an excessive fear of clowns.

ruf/nekdad
1/20/2009, 07:01 PM
As much as the entire world is on his jock, I can't believe you guys aren't tired of hearing about him already. It makes me think I'm stuck in some sort of Jim Jones/David Koresh-like cult or something and I'm the only non-believer.

If you will just drink this Kool-Aid, you'll feel much better. Trust me, I got a really good feelin' bout this one.

oudivesherpa
1/20/2009, 07:47 PM
I'm glad to see Rev. Tim is focusing on bigger things.