Soonerus joins the Posse...

[Soonerus]

...yooooooooooooooooooo.....

[olevetonahill]

SEE There Is a Possibility Of World Peace
Now If we Can just Get that Bin Laden in .:D

[Crucifax Autumn]

That's some funny ****!

[Curly Bill]

Hey Rus, you do realize we don't like actually ride horses or nothing right?

At least I think I saw that posted somewhere on here. :D

[Soonerus]

I think I was an ex officio member already...

[Crucifax Autumn]

Hey Rus, you do realize we don't like actually ride horses or nothing right?

At least I think I saw that posted somewhere on here. :D

Speak fer yerself! How the hell else am I supposed to get to work?

[Flagstaffsooner]

SEE There Is a Possibility Of World Peace
Now If we Can just Get that Bin Laden in .:DNo rag heads in the posse.:mad:

[olevetonahill]

Hey Rus, you do realize we don't like actually ride horses or nothing right?

At least I think I saw that posted somewhere on here. :D

No No NO . Ya gots It wrong . He said we Aint Never even See'd a Hoss .:D

[Curly Bill]

Speak fer yerself! How the hell else am I supposed to get to work?

Lets see...you ride a horse, I carry a gun lots of the time...so we are a real posse. :D

Whew, I feel better, cause for a few days there I thought we were just playing at this posse thing. ;)

[olevetonahill]

No rag heads in the posse.:mad:

But We can REdeem GW in the eye's Of the world If we Can get him Involved :P

[olevetonahill]

Lets see...you ride a horse, I carry a gun lots of the time...so we are a real posse. :D

Whew, I feel better, cause for a few days there I thought we were just playing at this posse thing. ;)

Ive HAVE worn the Badge , Rode Open Range as a Kid , Went On ambushes . Led a few .
Yup I think we be Legit .
Now Rus Put It In yer Sig .:D

[Curly Bill]

No rag heads in the posse.:mad:

Maybe get Bin Laden in and then hang him...

...just like a posse oughta do.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

To quote the all wise and powerful Ole Dirty Bastard...

"IIIII Liiiiiiike Posse!"

[olevetonahill]

Maybe get Bin Laden in and then hang him...

...just like a posse oughta do.

SHHHHHHHHH Damnit Dont Give up the Plan .

[Soonerus]

I don't care about a darn horse...

[Curly Bill]

Hell, I'm Curly Bill, I'm made to be in a posse! :D

[Curly Bill]

SHHHHHHHHH Damnit Dont Give up the Plan .

We're good, Bin Laden can't read no English! ;)

[Curly Bill]

I don't care about a darn horse...

Well, how do ya plan on keeping up with the rest of us? :confused:

[olevetonahill]

We're good, Bin Laden can't read no English! ;)

My Bad . Wut wuz I thinkin

[olevetonahill]

Well, how do ya plan on keeping up with the rest of us? :confused:

This ?
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1946-1986-jeep-cj-26a.jpg

[Curly Bill]

This ?
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1946-1986-jeep-cj-26a.jpg

Suweeeet! The RusMobile. :D

[GottaHavePride]

...yooooooooooooooooooo.....


For some reason, I'm reading this with a Biz Markie accent.

http://blog.tilos.hu/filter/Biz_Markie.gif


YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEE-EED!


Heh.

[Soonerus]

I would take that car...

[SicEmBaylor]

I'm interested in learning how to join this posse organization.

[Soonerus]

It is secret...be quiet...

[Soonerus]

Posse is the macho version of the "bandito's"

[Flagstaffsooner]

I'm interested in learning how to join this posse organization.Must grow testicles first.

[olevetonahill]

I'm interested in learning how to join this posse organization.

well the 1st thing ya gotta do son .
Is convince ME that you East from West .

[SicEmBaylor]

Must grow testicles first.

So, I should apply to the bandito's then? :D

[SicEmBaylor]

well the 1st thing ya gotta do son .
Is convince ME that you East from West .

North ^
West <
East >
South \/

[olevetonahill]

So, I should apply to the bandito's then? :D

Ur IN Waco right ?

[Crucifax Autumn]

Ah...The promised land!

[Crucifax Autumn]

So, I should apply to the bandito's then?

Actually before that ya gotta work yer way up in the ranks of the Doritos.

[SicEmBaylor]

Ur IN Waco right ?

Yes. God's Country. :D

[Flagstaffsooner]

Introducing........

The Possemobile
http://hybridhorse.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/joustin_1.137111007_std.jpg

[proud gonzo]

For some reason, I'm reading this with a Biz Markie accent.

http://blog.tilos.hu/filter/Biz_Markie.gif


YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEE-EED!


Heh.

BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND! YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND!

[Crucifax Autumn]

wow!

[AlbqSooner]

...yooooooooooooooooooo.....

...rinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.....

(Some of the old farts will get it.)

[StoopTroup]

If SicEm can stay on the Possemobile for more than 8 seconds...what happens? :D

Also...he needs to be wearing that hat in Flag's pic when he's riding.

[BudSooner]

Jesus, has the posse lowered it's standards enough? Who's next, Lid? ;)

[OU-HSV]

When does the next recruiting event take place? :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

Ya gotta post yer height, weight, body fat index, 40 time, alcohol consumed in the last 24 hours, average alcohol consumed per day over they last month, amd how you feel you can contribute to the drunkyness of the group as well as what yer particular tracking and hanging techniques are!

[CrimsonandCreamForever]

This ?
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/1946-1986-jeep-cj-26a.jpg

He'd probably be better off in that. You remember what happened last time...

http://bored.com/videos/play/344/Forklift-fail.html

[SicEmBaylor]

Ya gotta post yer height, weight, body fat index, 40 time, alcohol consumed in the last 24 hours, average alcohol consumed per day over they last month, amd how you feel you can contribute to the drunkyness of the group as well as what yer particular tracking and hanging techniques are!

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 105 lbs
BFI: NFC (No F-ing Clue) but I'm a boney *** SOB.
Alcohol Consumed in the last 24 hours: 3 Shiners (Remember this is Texas beer not that weak Okie ****)
Per Day Alcohol Consumption: Typically at least one drink
Contribution to Drunkyness: I am a very pleasant drunk. People tell me I'm much more pleasant and likable when drunk. I also like to sing.

I have no idea what a tracking and hanging technique is. So am I in or will you guys get back to me at a later date? ;)

[badger]

"My god, VY has risen in a Baylor uniform..." -Sooner_Rog
I just have to comment on the sig...

Don't get too ahead of yourself, Bear man. You still need to make the postseason.

[BudSooner]

Height: 5'4"
Weight: 105 lbs
BFI: NFC (No F-ing Clue) but I'm a boney *** SOB.
Alcohol Consumed in the last 24 hours: 3 Shiners (Remember this is Texas beer not that weak Okie ****)I loves me some Bartles&James wine coolers.
Per Day Alcohol Consumption: Typically at least one drink, ratio of alcohol- 20% to 80% water.
Contribution to Drunkyness: I am a very pleasant drunk. People tell me I'm much more pleasant and likable when drunk. I also like to sing to showtunes, on occasion I imitate Ethel Merman.

I have no idea what a tracking and hanging technique is. So am I in or will you guys get back to me at a later date? ;)

Tracking:IE the locating of individual who busted several bottles of OVJ, by electronic means(see Homey's thread about finding someone)or gathering evidence manually.....footprints/hair samples etc.

Hanging:IE not to be confused with how long yer dong is, hanging is a means in which to rid gods green earth of the lowest of the low, such people as Saddam Hussein/people who bust several jars of OVJ.
Done usually with a rope in a gallows, though it can be done in a shower/tree, once the chair is kicked out from under/trap door in the floor under him... the perp will swing till the reaper comes to greet the poor bastard.

[Chuck Bao]

I’m not sure that I am allowed to apply at this time. If the position is closed, I hope my resume is filed for future consideration.

I have ridden horses and I have the scars to prove it.

I do drink and I have the scars to prove it.

I do ride a bike – a Harley in the US and a Kawaski in Thailand. Fortunately no scars. (knock on wood and nothing going more than 5mph)

I have worn leather chaps. But, that was during my high school hay hauling career.

I still have a big silver and gold belt buckle, but I’ve already traded in my cowboy boots for crocs.

I can Thai kick box if there is plenty of room for the falling down part.

My job is “pretend to be smart, so stupid people will listen to me” and I realize how silly that is.

And no, I could never get a job in the US.

[Crucifax Autumn]

My job is “pretend to be smart, so stupid people will listen to me” and I realize how silly that is.

My job is making stupid people believe that when I turn their dumbazz ideas into something intelligent, that it was their idea to start with.