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Knippz
1/15/2009, 01:03 PM
I saw that someone proposed this, so...

Sammy B. throws 12 INTs in the first 3 games and gets benched.

DM stays healthy all season.

We go 3-9, but still beat Texass.
SoonerTank
1/15/2009, 01:17 PM
The most unrealistic prediction I have is ESPN heaps the praise on OU, Tebow is caught with two hookers, and this board is lightening fast for the year.
Scotty
1/15/2009, 01:22 PM
Jimmy Stevens only misses 20 extra points
OUmillenium
1/15/2009, 01:23 PM
Texas Tech fields a strong defense.

Mack doesn't whine like a ____.

Pinkel wins a big game against a ranked opponent.

For OU...
A backup quarterback gets developed during the season.

Coaches are honest about why the best place kicker is not playing.

An emphasis is placed upon recruiting and developing in-state talent rather than gambling on national blue chips.
Aries
1/15/2009, 01:23 PM
Someone starts a duplicate thread and NO ONE points out that it's been posted before.
Scotty
1/15/2009, 01:50 PM
Someone starts a duplicate thread and NO ONE points out that it's been posted before.



"Realistic Predictions"





"Unrealistic Presictions"


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Dan Thompson
1/15/2009, 01:53 PM
The kicker from Norman North kicks a 50+ yard FG to win the MNC.

Maybe I should change that, it could happen:)
Pricetag
1/15/2009, 01:56 PM
The kicker from Norman North kicks a 50+ yard FG to win the MNC.

Maybe I should change that, it could happen:)
Dude, that is unrealistic. Everyone knows it would be Union or Jenks in the MNC.
SoonerTerry
1/15/2009, 01:57 PM
I saw that someone proposed this, so...

Sammy B. throws 12 INTs in the first 3 games and gets benched.

DM stays healthy all season.

We go 3-9, but still beat Texass.

Go ahead and kung-foo yoself in the face..
BoulderSooner79
1/15/2009, 02:59 PM
OSU fans pull for OU in some game.

UT fans stop with the hand signs because they realize it looks goofy.

No one starts a "fire BV" thread on this board.
BillyBall
1/15/2009, 03:11 PM
NickZepp comes back and becomes a mod.
ouleaf
1/15/2009, 03:12 PM
Blake Griffin suits up at the Roy spot and destroys any and all WR that come across the middle. He will also block at least 1 FG per game. Can you believe how intimidating he would be back there.
soonerfan28
1/15/2009, 03:13 PM
No Texas fan shows up to the RRS with a sign that says 45-35.
tator
1/15/2009, 06:35 PM
The Sooners don't get reamed in the press once during the whole season for running the score up.

Rose Bowl gets demolished by an earthquake in December and the MNC game gets moved to Norman.

A USC player drives around campus in a 95 Camry.

Oregon fields decent looking uni's.
BoulderSooner79
1/15/2009, 07:31 PM
I liked Oregon's uniforms this season - are they changing to something bad ? ;)
DMAFB_Sooner08
1/15/2009, 08:28 PM
Bradford returns for his 4th season of eligibility
OUHOMER
1/15/2009, 08:41 PM
this board is lightening fast for the year.

:eek: You have gone way to far with this :D
BOB LABLAW
1/15/2009, 11:31 PM
Mack quits boys...
PhiDeltBeers
1/15/2009, 11:41 PM
No trolls.
ouwasp
1/15/2009, 11:44 PM
President Obama sez to heck with the economy, a college football playoff is his number one priority. Number two is trying to make sure Hillary doesn't get too much face-time on CNN...
pappy
1/15/2009, 11:45 PM
after baylor wins the 3 team tie for the big 12 south (between baylor, texas a&m, texas tech) baylor goes on to beat notre dame in the mnc.

sam bradford becomes first player to throw for 5,000 and rush for 2,000 in the same season.

mack brown admits he's a crybaby

suc gets punished by the ncaa for the reggie bush scandal
adoniijahsooner
1/16/2009, 03:27 AM
We go an entire year without a "fire Brent Venables" thread.

Demarco Murray does not play on special teams.

Mack Brown finds something justifiable to cry about.

Kirk Herbstriet, Thom Brenneman, and Gary Danielson are accidently texted the same message by Tebow and they show up at the team hotel all at once. A fight breaks out; but Tebow who is a skilled manipulator, says something about sharing the heisman, or something to that extent; and yada, yada, yada...a video finds its way to NBC.
TheHumanAlphabet
1/16/2009, 08:58 AM
Gotta do it... ;)

We go the entire year without a "fire Kevin Wilson" thread...

The Sooners get a BCS Bowl bid and actually win the darn game...

Bob Stoops tells the truth about injuries and "flesh wounds" actually become broken or amputated limbs...

Mack Brown actually coaches on the sidelines, has a game plan, stops clapping and gets his teeth whitened...

Missouri is considered a second or third tier program by the press...
sendbaht
1/16/2009, 09:24 AM
Tebow is not invited this year to the Heisman.
Soonersince57
1/16/2009, 09:30 AM
Obama makes Tebow the Messiah in waiting.
CarolinaSoonerFan
1/16/2009, 10:50 AM
The Right Reverend Tim T. Messiah the Messiah cusses

ESPN becomes the OU network

OU Head Gear not picked on Game Day

Nobody rushes for 1,000 yards
Tulsa_Fireman
1/16/2009, 02:19 PM
I stop being so awesome.
OK2U
1/16/2009, 04:51 PM
Mangino passes on a second serving of deep fried....um, anything.
L-Boy
1/16/2009, 07:06 PM
UF doesn't win back to back national championships ;) :D
Dan Thompson
1/16/2009, 07:31 PM
OU meets FU in Pasadena and hangs 62 points on them - all FGs, go figure.
goingoneight
1/16/2009, 09:05 PM
At the end of the year, everyone in the top eight is conference champions with no more than a loss each.

7-loss Notre Dame is selected to play 12-1 Florida in the MNC game for this very reason.
SoonerBacker
1/16/2009, 09:29 PM
Mike Gundy stops using hair gel.

The Whorn band goes the entire season without playing "The Eyes of Texas."

The Big XII North team wins the CCG.
Crucifax Autumn
1/16/2009, 10:26 PM
Mack Brown quits whining, saxet fans start saying smart crap, and tim tebow holds a press conference admitting he's the antichrist.