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Okla-homey
1/12/2009, 09:59 PM
O

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!

:eek: :D :eek: :D

http://www.geekologie.com/2009/01/move_over_baconcheese_roll_the.php

soonerinabilene
1/12/2009, 10:10 PM
dear sweet Lord baby Jesus,
Thank you for bacon, and all the wonderful things it can do.
Amen

GottaHavePride
1/12/2009, 10:11 PM
Dear lord. My heart stopped just reading that.

Vaevictis
1/12/2009, 10:26 PM
The haiku is a little obscene, especially given the shape (and name) of the bacon explosion.

BigRedJed
1/12/2009, 10:37 PM
Oooh girl... ...yo bacon weave is showing...

BigRedJed
1/12/2009, 10:37 PM
My favorite part:

(It) is so dangerously delicious it'll make your ****ing heart explode and still have your corpse begging for a second helping.

bluedogok
1/12/2009, 10:50 PM
Here is the original location.....

BBQAddicts.com - Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes (http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/)

http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/images/bacon-8.jpg
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/images/bacon-10.jpg
http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/images/bacon-12.jpg

BigRedJed
1/12/2009, 10:59 PM
*fap* *fap* *fap*

bri
1/12/2009, 11:12 PM
That'll do, Pig.

StoopTroup
1/13/2009, 01:54 AM
I'm getting a pacemaker after I try that.

TUSooner
1/13/2009, 08:29 AM
...and then some fried twinkies for dessert.... mmmmmmm

Boomer.....
1/13/2009, 08:47 AM
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/4024/homerdroolhx2.png

SoonersEnFuego
1/13/2009, 09:03 AM
This is the best thing since sliced bacon.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 09:19 AM
Bacon Air Freshener
This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore's day. Put one up in the family room and everyone will have a sudden craving for a BLT. Each has a handy string for hanging and measures about 4" tall.

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11076.jpg

Hot Rod
1/13/2009, 09:20 AM
Move over bacon, there's something lean....er....bigger!

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 09:21 AM
Maple Bacon Morning Coffee
Reminiscent of a hearty Saturday morning breakfast around the table, this sweet, savory coffee delights the senses with the smell and taste of home! Maple Bacon Morning has a base that's full-bodied and complex, and it's a delicious way to rise when the rooster crows!

http://www.bocajava.com/images/12/PROD-BOCAJAVA2008_IMG_12831.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 09:23 AM
Bacon Flavored Toothpicks
Whether you yearn to eliminate unsightly debris from those hard-to-reach spaces between your teeth or you crave a splash of bacon zest to spice up a boring oral hygiene routine, these bacon-flavored toothpicks are for you. Arm yourself with invigorating pig freshness and the confidence that you can take on the world. The next time you pig out, you'll be glad you have these flavorful slender sticks of wood by your side.

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11723.jpg

sooneron
1/13/2009, 09:28 AM
and after your bacon explosion, you need to cleanse your breath-

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/11706.jpg

SoonersEnFuego
1/13/2009, 09:43 AM
OK. No freaking way! This is heaven.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 09:45 AM
Bacon. In. A. Can.

http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bacon-can-300x228.jpg

http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bacon-can-out-1-300x228.jpg

http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bacon-can-out-300x228.jpg

stoops the eternal pimp
1/13/2009, 09:51 AM
I prefer the bacon and cheese roll because.......it has cheese in it

sooneron
1/13/2009, 09:53 AM
I got nuthin'

http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/2471/bacon3mj2.jpg

OklahomaTuba
1/13/2009, 12:59 PM
http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/baconunwrapped.png

Might have to get this!

sooner_born_1960
1/13/2009, 01:32 PM
I'll have one of those and a Diet Coke, please.

StoopTroup
1/13/2009, 01:41 PM
Why isn't Pigface chiming in?

Viking Kitten
1/13/2009, 01:50 PM
http://chef2chef.net/internship/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/bacon_vodka.jpg

Viking Kitten
1/13/2009, 01:51 PM
And stop calling me Pigface!

silverwheels
1/13/2009, 01:55 PM
Dude...

StoopTroup
1/13/2009, 01:56 PM
And stop calling me Pigface!

Please accept my most sincere apologies...lol

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 02:13 PM
:les: BACON HENGE!!!

http://img2.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/blog/1/8/7/8/1878723/1219351221506.jpg

Beef
1/13/2009, 02:47 PM
911

bri
1/13/2009, 03:02 PM
:les: BACON HENGE!!!

http://img2.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/blog/1/8/7/8/1878723/1219351221506.jpg

I, for one, do not think the problem was that the band was down. I think that the problem may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument on the table that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf. That tended to understate the hugeness of the object.

soonerboomer93
1/13/2009, 03:35 PM
...and then some fried twinkies for dessert.... mmmmmmm

no

your desert would be a bacon log, with twinkie innards

battered and fried

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 04:07 PM
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/2518723862_004c6f3b12.jpg

Yep. Bacon S'mores.

soonerboomer93
1/13/2009, 04:18 PM
batteried and fried twinkies, then put them into the bacon, roll it up

dip it in chocolate

BigRedJed
1/13/2009, 04:18 PM
You know how you know you're over 40? When this thread is more exciting for you than porn would be.

Vaevictis
1/13/2009, 04:21 PM
You know how you know you're over 40? When this thread is more exciting for you than porn would be.

Keep it in your pants, bub.

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 04:36 PM
http://www.cynicallyoptimistic.com/blog/Files/BaconCakeSlice.jpg

BlondeSoonerGirl
1/13/2009, 04:40 PM
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/0/6066/23_2008/bacononastick.jpg

Beef
1/13/2009, 04:44 PM
Can I put a thread on ignore? This is downright mean. And I can't quit it.

soonerboomer93
1/13/2009, 04:48 PM
You know how you know you're over 40? When this thread is more exciting for you than porn would be.

I'm under 35, and this thread gives jessica rabbit a run in the excitement category

bri
1/13/2009, 05:07 PM
Dude, if your #1 and #2 things to look at while spanking it are "bacon" and "Jessica Rabbit", that's pretty f*ckin' sad.

BigRedJed
1/13/2009, 05:32 PM
Easy dude. Don't be dogging spankin' to bacon.

bri
1/13/2009, 06:27 PM
You use the grease as lube, don't you?

Sicko.

SouthFortySooner
1/13/2009, 07:11 PM
I want 2 of them.

JohnnyMack
1/13/2009, 07:28 PM
I like to wrap my weenie in bacon and......wait. What were we talking about?

Preservation Parcels
1/13/2009, 08:05 PM
http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w129/preservationparcels/Thehillsarealivewelltheywereatoneti.jpg

As David Letterman might say, "Know your cuts of meat."

RacerX
1/14/2009, 10:47 AM
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/00-bacon-cinnamon-roll.jpg

FYI - I've made these, but next time I'm using a different type of cinnamon roll.

BigRedJed
1/14/2009, 12:15 PM
You use the grease as lube, don't you?

Sicko.
The sicko comment was a joke, right?

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:42 PM
I'm not going into work today.

My briefcase hurt my back.

http://www.saynotocrack.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/bacon-briefcase.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:45 PM
Tampon Bacon?

http://www.100sparrows.com/craft_blog/images/2008/04/bacon_o.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:48 PM
For halloween...

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Bacon_and_egg_funny_couple_costume.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:49 PM
Instant Bacon falling from the sky!

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF010-Instant_Bacon.gif

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:51 PM
Shakespeare Bacon

http://www.crcsite.org/Images/bacon3.gif

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:52 PM
For the Special Occasion...

http://www.ohgizmo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/bacon_scarf.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:54 PM
Chocolate covered bacon

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/4489901/chocolate-covered-bacon-main_Full.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:54 PM
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/bacon-back.jpg

bri
1/14/2009, 12:54 PM
http://bacontoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/00-bacon-cinnamon-roll.jpg

FYI - I've made these, but next time I'm using a different type of cinnamon roll.

Something tells me that's not icing.

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:55 PM
When you get bacon in your head....

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/06/21/bacon-tattoo-1_eKxGD_8089.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:57 PM
Why cats and bacon don't mix....

http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/poopin_on_bacon.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 12:58 PM
Mo is crazy....

http://www.boogaj.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/03/vosges_mos_bacon_bar.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:00 PM
Funky Fresh Bacon....lol

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/32_2008/bacon.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:00 PM
Sharing bacon with a friend....

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m274/817lauren/bacon3.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:01 PM
http://www.cvwine.com/files/Bacon_is_Meat_Candy_Black_Tank_Top_women.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:03 PM
http://warehouse.carlh.com/article_157/bacon_pig_00.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:05 PM
http://www.smartgeezer.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/bacon-and-eggs.gif

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:06 PM
http://www.mainframetshirts.com/catalog/Bacon_Bits.gif

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:08 PM
http://rlv.zazzle.com/donuts_and_bacon_taste_we_can_believe_in_blue_shir t-p2355032059799199996pe_400.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:09 PM
http://www.damnilikethat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/converse-all-star-hi-top-cabin-eggs-and-bacon-sneakers-2.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:09 PM
http://www.granthinkson.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/bacon_lg.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:12 PM
Protecting the bacon....:D

http://www.joe-ks.com/archives_sep2006/BackBaconForKids.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:13 PM
Why didn't that one go over?

http://www.voxpublica.org/archives/mcdonalds_bacon_float.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:14 PM
Hair Treatment?

http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/food/tim_bacon440.jpg

BigRedJed
1/14/2009, 01:15 PM
Something tells me that's not icing.
Obvously it wouldn't be at my place.

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:16 PM
Canadian Bacon

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/28000/28185_w.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:17 PM
Banana Wrapped with bacon....yummmmm

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2015/2286410779_8014942176.jpg?v=0

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:20 PM
WTF?

http://www.royalbaconsociety.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bacon-man.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:21 PM
Birthday Bacon Cake

http://www.mundanedetails.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/bacon-cake.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:21 PM
http://growabrain.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/07/03/bacon_key.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:23 PM
Chics who dig bacon :D

http://snapshotgenius.com/gallery/albums/Flipside_2005/IMG_0832.sized.jpg

StoopTroup
1/14/2009, 01:26 PM
http://www.missginsu.com/images/bacon_noun.jpg

bri
1/14/2009, 11:58 PM
http://www.azjamon.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kevin_bacon.jpg

bri
1/15/2009, 12:00 AM
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1033/582093783_66bc2980b0_o.jpg

bri
1/16/2009, 04:27 PM
Obligatory (http://bacolicio.us/http://www.soonerfans.com/forums)

Viking Kitten
1/23/2009, 08:29 AM
From the makers of bacon salt:

http://www.jdfoods.net/images/products/baconnaise-illus2.jpg