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SicEmBaylor
1/12/2009, 07:06 PM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/4222155/Student-auctions-off-virginity-for-offers-of-more-than-2.5-million.html

Pay Pal is fine.
soonerboomer93
1/12/2009, 10:32 PM
sorry dude, I already took care of it

just took me 1/2 a bottle of vodka
SicEmBaylor
1/12/2009, 10:35 PM
sorry dude, I already took care of it

just took me 1/2 a bottle of vodka

Can I haz the sloppy seconds? http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon15.gif
Taxman71
1/12/2009, 10:42 PM
Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.


I'm pretty sure her sister won't be sending her a birthday card this year.
BigRedJed
1/12/2009, 10:52 PM
Phhhht.
bri
1/12/2009, 11:17 PM
Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.

This is why I always support tuition increases. TURN DEM HOES OUT!
Curly Bill
1/12/2009, 11:19 PM
Four million my arse, I might go as high as fourty bucks.
BigRedJed
1/12/2009, 11:24 PM
This is only speculation, but I'm guessing that deflowering a virgin -- especially with money changing hands -- is VASTLY overrated. All I'm saying is that for $2.5 million, I'd like to be able to check some references.
BigRedJed
1/12/2009, 11:26 PM
Oops. I guess that was 2.5 million pounds. Now I'm DEFINITELY checking references.
SicEmBaylor
1/12/2009, 11:35 PM
Oops. I guess that was 2.5 million pounds. Now I'm DEFINITELY checking references.

Look man, in my world there is no such thing as bad sex.
bri
1/12/2009, 11:35 PM
No wonder there's so many willing suicide bombers. Can you imagine the street value of 72 virgins?
bri
1/12/2009, 11:36 PM
Look man, in my world there is no such thing as good sex.

Fixed.


ZANG!!
RacerX
1/12/2009, 11:42 PM
Look man, in my world there is no such thing as sex.

Fixed.

Amateur.
olevetonahill
1/13/2009, 12:04 AM
Well we've established shes a HO now we start negotiating price :D
bri
1/13/2009, 12:43 AM
Fixed.

Amateur.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!
StoopTroup
1/13/2009, 01:46 AM
I'd like her to fix that nose before we go any further.
olevetonahill
1/13/2009, 05:03 AM
If I was gonna Pay that kinda Money , I would want some one who knows what the **** shes doing .
Jerk
1/13/2009, 05:52 AM
Can I haz the sloppy seconds? http://www.soonerfans.com/forums/images/icons/icon15.gif


dude...
Vaevictis
1/13/2009, 05:58 AM
For $4 million, I bet you could find:

(1) A solid upper 8, maybe even an upper 9, that
(2) Is a virgin and
(3) Is willing to have a hysterectomy and
(4) Is willing to do all kinds of freaky stuff
(5) On demand
(6) For at least 2 years

Given all that, why the hell would you blow it on a one-nighter with this solid 6?
olevetonahill
1/13/2009, 06:01 AM
Cause even if Sic had the 4 Mil he couldnt get Laid by a 2 :eek:
Hot Rod
1/13/2009, 08:38 AM
Ah, the things people do for money...and their 15 minutes of fame.
Partial Qualifier
1/13/2009, 09:39 AM
For $4 million, I bet you could find:

(1) A solid upper 8, maybe even an upper 9, that
(2) Is a virgin and
(3) Is willing to have a hysterectomy and
(4) Is willing to do all kinds of freaky stuff
(5) On demand
(6) For at least 2 years

Given all that, why the hell would you blow it on a one-nighter with this solid 6?

I started to type a response then thought 'i oughtta read the responses first' and I saw.. This.
TopDawg
1/13/2009, 11:04 AM
Grammar Police...

"Can I Borrow $4 million Bucks?" is either repetitive or means you want to borrow $4 million male deers.
Tulsa_Fireman
1/13/2009, 11:17 AM
I'll take $50 worth.
soonerboomer93
1/13/2009, 11:25 AM
Grammar Police...

"Can I Borrow $4 million Bucks?" is either repetitive or means you want to borrow $4 million male deers.

So sic'em is offering his virginity to a buck for $4 mil?


OUT
homerSimpsonsBrain
1/13/2009, 11:49 AM
Look man, in my world there is no such thing as bad sex.

For some reason SicEms post reminds me of...
http://www.morethings.com/fan/south_park/photo_gallery/eric-cartman-290.jpg
BudSooner
1/13/2009, 12:29 PM
I'd hit it.



WITH A SHOVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boomer_Sooner_sax
1/13/2009, 12:37 PM
If I was gonna Pay that kinda Money , I would want some one who knows what the **** shes doing .

That is no joke. It is amazing she is a whore and a virgin all at the same time. Go figure. For that much money, I would be nailing Carrie Underwood, Jessical Alba, Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Love Hewitt, you name it, not some chick who says she is a virgin. Please.
bri
1/13/2009, 12:38 PM
Ah, the things people do for money...and their 15 minutes of fame.

If SicEm won, it'd be more like 30 seconds! Yeah! Yeah?

HIGH-FIVE!
olevetonahill
1/13/2009, 02:30 PM
If SicEm won, it'd be more like 30 seconds! Yeah! Yeah?

HIGH-FIVE!

Hell Bro He would Fire Off just droppin his Drawers :eek:
stoops the eternal pimp
1/13/2009, 03:17 PM
Maybe you could afford a nice pie Sic
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMjExNTQ5NjY3MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwODAwMDM3._V1._ SX475_SY333_.jpg
Vaevictis
1/13/2009, 04:20 PM
I started to type a response then thought 'i oughtta read the responses first' and I saw.. This.

I know some rather unsavory people.

I know a fiver that basically did what I described, but for a guy making $65k/yr.
NormanPride
1/13/2009, 04:53 PM
That is a very flattering picture. And she's still not great looking. The sad thing is, from the quotes in the article she seems to look down on the men offering her. Hon, you're gonna **** one of them. What's that make you?
Beef
1/13/2009, 05:04 PM
That is a very flattering picture. And she's still not great looking. The sad thing is, from the quotes in the article she seems to look down on the men offering her. Hon, you're gonna **** one of them. What's that make you?

:les: A ****ing whore!!!!!!!
Beef
1/13/2009, 05:08 PM
:les: A ****ing whore!!!!!!!

Tebow smiley would rock in place of Miles.

:god bless:
jkjsooner
1/13/2009, 09:57 PM
For all the young girls out there, this is why you save your virginity.
BigRedJed
1/14/2009, 12:03 PM
So that you can sell it to someone?
olevetonahill
1/14/2009, 12:08 PM
:les: A ****ing whore!!!!!!!

Bro Right Now shes Just a ING whore . According to Her She aint Did the **** part yet :D
frankensooner
1/14/2009, 12:11 PM
honestly though, I've seen better heads on boils.
Beef
1/14/2009, 12:17 PM
So that you can sell it to someone?

Ask Mary Jane Rottencrotch if that's a better deal than giving it up hammered on prom night for free.
soonerboomer93
1/14/2009, 12:38 PM
for $4 mil, she better make me fry me up a twinkie wrapped in bacon afterwards
bri
1/14/2009, 12:52 PM
Dude, you're crossing the streams.