View Full Version : The "Ole Vet's not answer'n his phone" drunkytown...
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:06 PM
Who's in?
m-0YBr-6IxE
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 09:10 PM
Here, and waiting with an ankle that is as big as OV's liver.
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:12 PM
Here, and waiting with an ankle that is as big as OV's liver.Heh. Does it look like W.C. Fields?:D
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 09:18 PM
I was to drunk to start one...thanks.
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 09:18 PM
Suppin like that. At least I have lots of ice to put on it.
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 09:22 PM
I was to drunk to start one...thanks.
Well, sodomize me at Christmas.
http://dmsr.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/chef.jpg
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:25 PM
Somebody needs to fark OV's ****kicker hat on him:D
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 09:27 PM
I tried calling the Vet too. He must be jacking off to his old National Geographics again.;)
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:31 PM
I tried calling the Vet too. He must be jacking off to his old National Geographics again.;)LOL...he do love them droopy titty'd black wimmen's:D
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 09:33 PM
Somethings will never change...no matter who's President.
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:35 PM
Somethings will never change...no matter who's President.I don't get it:confused:
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 09:41 PM
You don't think he's got a thing for the 1st lady do ya? ;)
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 09:42 PM
The Vet has waketh.
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:43 PM
You don't think he's got a thing for the 1st lady do ya? ;)Naw, she's got some hostile projectiles:D
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 09:47 PM
yall are punnanies , ya dont know how to pick on someone
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 09:50 PM
yall are punnanies , ya dont know how to pick on someone
Heh....that **** woke him up....lol
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 09:51 PM
Heh....that **** woke him up....lol
Some One say Chocolate Tittays ?:hot:
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 09:55 PM
Some One say Chocolate Tittays ?:hot:http://onekit.enr-corp.com/1002116/Hershey's%20Kisses%20Chocolate.jpg
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:57 PM
Some One say Chocolate Tittays ?:hot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ulijon/00001648.gif
You like yellow?
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 09:58 PM
Hey, any of you bastages want to go to teh WalMarts for me? I'm about out of supplies and I need to go. Sure I could go tomorrow but that's when everyone else will be there.
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 10:00 PM
Hey, any of you bastages want to go to teh WalMarts for me? I'm about out of supplies and I need to go. Sure I could go tomorrow but that's when everyone else will be there.I"m on the way, what do ya need?
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 10:01 PM
Tampons?;)
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:01 PM
I"m on the way, what do ya need?
Everything!
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 10:02 PM
Everything!
I knew it!...lol
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:02 PM
Tampons?;)
Why I oughta......:mad:
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 10:05 PM
I got tampons and dootch on the way CB!
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:08 PM
Naw I dont need a thing from wally world . Ive Had chinese food today .
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:08 PM
I got tampons and dootch on the way CB!
Did you see in that other thread where I said I carry a Glock 23? Well, I ain't afraid to use it! :texan:
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 10:11 PM
Did you see in that other thread where I said I carry a Glock 23? Well, I ain't afraid to use it! :texan:Did you see in that other thread where I said I carry a .45?..............Brang it biotch:D
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:11 PM
Beer and Gas-X.
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:13 PM
Did you see in that other thread where I said I carry a .45?..............Brang it biotch:D
Bet mine holds more bullets. I'm just gonna spray and pray! :D
Oh...and I eat .45 slugs for breakfast!
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 10:13 PM
I was hoping that was why you called yourself a shootist and not something else...
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:14 PM
I just need ONE shot .
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:14 PM
I was hoping that was why you called yourself a shootist and not something else...
I got various reasons! ;)
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:21 PM
Sommms peoples is just tooo drunky.
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:25 PM
Sommms peoples is just tooo drunky.
You're talking about you aren't you? ;)
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 10:27 PM
You're talking about you aren't you? ;)naw. prolly me. Vet, Flag and me are haven a menodge a twa. Wanna join?
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 10:28 PM
Dat phalbstaphph is wun fummy sum a da bitz.
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:29 PM
naw. prolly me. Vet, Flag and me are haven a menodge a twa. Wanna join?
Naw, gotta go to the WalMarts...late Saturday night, maybe there'll be some cute freaks hangin out there. ;)
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:31 PM
Ookay lets us soober ups.
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 10:31 PM
Vet...
Is your phone sticky?
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:35 PM
Vet...
Is your phone sticky?
Naw I use Handy wipes .
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 10:38 PM
im drinking coke from a glass bottle.
you ****ers need to make me a fake ID. plzkthks, :D
Curly Bill
1/10/2009, 10:39 PM
OK, headed to the WalMarts, Sherman TX branch. If I happen to shoot someone while there I'll check back in later to let you guys know. :D
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:39 PM
im drinking coke from a glass bottle.
you ****ers need to make me a fake ID. plzkthks, :D
I got It come and Pick it up .
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 10:39 PM
OMG....wtf is going on in here?
olevet doesn't have any sticky stuff left over anymore.
and I got EVERYONE on here beat in that DEPT. :D
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 10:39 PM
Yes, I never wipe .:eek:
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:41 PM
OMG....wtf is going on in here?
everyone olevet doesn't have any sticky stuff left over anymore.
and I got EVERYONE on here beat in that DEPT. :D
Ya beat Every one and Take their Sticky stuff ??????:eek:
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:41 PM
OK, headed to the WalMarts, Sherman TX branch. If I happen to shoot someone while there I'll check back in later to let you guys know. :DOlevet shoots his stuffs on his pants.
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 10:41 PM
Ya beat Every one and Take their Sticky stuff ??????:eek:
lmao...:D
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:42 PM
Olevet shoots his stuffs on his pants.
Lying Mother ****er . You Know I dont wear NO pants .
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:43 PM
Lying Mother ****er . You Know I dont wear NO pants .Sticky socks.
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 10:44 PM
The whole problem here is....my equipment works better then all yalls............it in fact works too well....and doesn't know wen to stop...
jus sayin,
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:44 PM
Lying Mother ****er . You Know I dont wear NO pants .sticky socky
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:46 PM
The whole problem here is....my equipment works better then all yalls............it in fact works too well....and doesn't know wen to stop...
jus sayin,virgin alert virgin alert!!!!!
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 10:46 PM
This is getting weird now....lol
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 10:47 PM
virgin alert virgin alert!!!!!
I just threw up in my mouth a lil.
taste like peanuts.
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 10:51 PM
lmao. friends facebook status.
"Nick got his wallet stolen...at church"
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 10:54 PM
lmao. friends facebook status.
"Nick got his wallet stolen...at church"Spek. We been laugh'n at this post. Which, ain't say'n much, cause we been laug'n at everything....including OV's farts.
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:55 PM
The whole problem here is....my equipment works better then all yalls............it in fact works too well....and doesn't know wen to stop...
jus sayin,
At 16 My Hammer Nevar Hung either . But 58 I know How to Hammer with it .:D
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 10:57 PM
Spek. We been laugh'n at this post. Which, ain't say'n much, cause we been laug'n at everything....including OV's farts.
Are you guys....like....in the same room.....in bed together or something?? :eek: :eek:
WHY WASNT I INVITED!? :mad:
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 10:58 PM
lmao. friends facebook status.
"Nick got his wallet stolen...at church"
Ya talikin Nick Zepp ?
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 10:58 PM
I just threw up in my mouth a lil.
taste like peanuts.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoeLOD9zD6A
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 11:00 PM
Are you guys....like....in the same room.....in bed together or something?? :eek: :eek:
WHY WASNT I INVITED!? :mad:
Evar hear of JAIL Bate ?:D
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 11:02 PM
Are you guys....like....in the same room.....in bed together or something?? :eek: :eek:
WHY WASNT I INVITED!? :mad:Naw, were 100 miles and 1000 miles apart respectivley....but we can still smell OV's fart's.:D
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:02 PM
You guys are creepin' me out!
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 11:03 PM
PSA; The people posting here are highly intoxicated.
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 11:04 PM
:D
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:05 PM
and I was wonderin' what that smell wuz!
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:06 PM
I just sent a guy after beer so when he gets back I'll chug a few and come back then get properly drunk once wifey wakes up with the danged money card!
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 11:06 PM
**** i got my finger stuck in a beer bottle. :mad: ****
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:07 PM
dude...you gotta find better things to stif yer fingers in
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 11:09 PM
**** i got my finger stuck in a beer bottle. :mad: ****
That aint yer Finger Boy :eek:
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 11:09 PM
i got it out wit my lube.
wer good.
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:10 PM
playin with the lube is what got ya in the sitiation ta start with
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 11:11 PM
**** i got my finger stuck in a beer bottle. :mad: ****bang it again'st your forehead 3 times and it will come out.
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 11:12 PM
bang it again'st your forehead 3 times and it will come out.
His Lil dick wont reach that High .
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:13 PM
Always worked for me
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:14 PM
His Lil dick wont reach that High .
Well it will if he pulls hard enough but then it'll have less girth than uncooked spaghetti!
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:14 PM
Course then he won't have bottle probs!
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:16 PM
any a you guys having problems with the "hideout" locking up yer internet explorer? pizzing me off
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:16 PM
Cain't you guys type faster? If not howw'd ya get such monstrous post counts?
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:17 PM
I must not be drunk yet!
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 11:18 PM
i got it out wit my lube.
wer good.
You might wanna put some pants on iffen you have a lubed up beer bottle layin' around.
Lot's of folks claim it was an accident.
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:20 PM
yep...there's pix all over the net!
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 11:25 PM
any a you guys having problems with the "hideout" locking up yer internet explorer? pizzing me off
Use Mozzila Dumbass;)
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 11:26 PM
Cain't you guys type faster? If not howw'd ya get such monstrous post counts?
Lotsa Drunkytowns
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 11:26 PM
Use Mozzila Dumbass;)
I didnt no u was smart too! :D
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:30 PM
I guess I'm not dorky enough...I generally use both depending and in the case of things I have any say of the design of I kinda wanna make sure everything works
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 11:31 PM
where's this a-hole wit my beer????!!!
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 11:32 PM
I guess I'm not dorky enough...I generally use both depending and in the case of things I have any say of the design of I kinda wanna make sure everything works
That's what she said.
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 11:32 PM
I didnt no u was smart too! :D
Im Da Vet :cool:
SteelCitySooner
1/10/2009, 11:33 PM
IN! For a while anyway :)
olevetonahill
1/10/2009, 11:34 PM
:Posse Unite
SteelCitySooner
1/10/2009, 11:34 PM
any a you guys having problems with the "hideout" locking up yer internet explorer? pizzing me off
No probs on IE for me! You mussan't be drunk enough..
SteelCitySooner
1/10/2009, 11:35 PM
So did anybody catch the MNC in 3D?
Soonerus
1/10/2009, 11:36 PM
Cheers !!!
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 11:36 PM
WTF?
I missed all the previous posts about length and girth.
You **** ers.! :mad:
:D
SteelCitySooner
1/10/2009, 11:39 PM
Holy cow the board is on steroids tonight!!
StormySooner-IN
1/10/2009, 11:40 PM
Holy cow the board is on steroids tonight!!
Like everyone's equipment, apparently....
SteelCitySooner
1/10/2009, 11:41 PM
I thought we used "V" for that? :O
Soonerus
1/10/2009, 11:43 PM
Have there ever been more noobs on the fb board ??? Unbelievable...
Flagstaffsooner
1/10/2009, 11:44 PM
Wheressss hooosy
SteelCitySooner
1/10/2009, 11:46 PM
Have there ever been more noobs on the fb board ??? Unbelievable...
I know I had to check the web address to make sure I was at the right place.
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 11:54 PM
Someone is on who's roids?
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 11:55 PM
Have there ever been more noobs on the fb board ??? Unbelievable...
They heard about the Sponsor Gift.
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 11:56 PM
:Posse Unite
Untie what?
SteelCitySooner
1/10/2009, 11:59 PM
They heard about the Sponsor Gift.
Yeah I've heard of that so called sponsor gift too. Suckers!!
SteelCitySooner
1/11/2009, 12:23 AM
Holy chit its cold up here! I shoulda stayed in Miama
Crucifax Autumn
1/11/2009, 12:35 AM
Friggin noobs can swing on my nutz...but wow, if we wuz whornfans we'd still be in meltdown!
Al Gore
1/11/2009, 12:39 AM
Everyone pass out?
Crucifax Autumn
1/11/2009, 12:40 AM
Not me...just getting started...stepped outside to slam a few 24 oz 10.5s with the neighbor and now waiting on the old lady for a trip to the store.
Soonerus
1/11/2009, 12:47 AM
boom-boom-shaka-lacka....
Crucifax Autumn
1/11/2009, 12:47 AM
That too!
SteelCitySooner
1/11/2009, 12:58 AM
Everyone pass out?
I remember you from a long time ago when I waz a n00b...and you cracked me up on gatorcountry.. :)
StormySooner-IN
1/11/2009, 01:07 AM
Im back.
My puter was makin noises........so i opened it up and took care of bizness. :eek:
Crucifax Autumn
1/11/2009, 01:46 AM
damn puter noise!
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