THE DILDO THREAD

[StoopTroup]

OK...post your favorite Dildo stories here.

Here's mine...

Wait....I did promise not to talk bad about the few phlorida fans I didn't get along with.

Sorry everybody. You can post yours here though. :pop:

[Turd_Ferguson]

This one time, at band camp......oh wait.:O

[John Kochtoston]

This should end well. :pop:

[Soonrboy]

I had a student bring her mother's to school once. I had to ask her to come pick it up.


and she did.

[Turd_Ferguson]

I had a student bring her mother's to school once. I had to ask her to come pick it up.


and she did.My Momma ask you to never mention that you bastard!:mad:

[Crucifax Autumn]

Uh-Oh...did I start sometthing that's destined to end badly?

And since when did Mathew "dildo" McCannaghey earn the right to have his own thread?

[SoonerInFla]

This girl told me a story about her dog brought hers to the table where she was eating dinner with her parents.

[AllAboutThe'O']

Did you know the band Steely Dan took its name from a dildo? True story.

[StoopTroup]

Seems they were around some woodpeckers too.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/862564~Steely-Dan-at-the-Whiskey-A-Go-Go-Posters.jpg

[Crucifax Autumn]

Did you know there's a big dildo over on another of the forums here? True story.

[BigRedJed]

I had a student bring her mother's to school once. I had to ask her to come pick it up.


and she did.
Did she pick it up the same way some strippers pick up beer bottles?

[BigRedJed]

I am so, so sorry.

[Soonrboy]

she would have had to lift her apron of fat to allow me to see that talent portion of the competition

[BigRedJed]

Again, especially in light of the last post, I am so, so sorry.

[soonervegas]

this thread is full of fail.

[Crucifax Autumn]

in light of recent Soonerized spelling that should be "phull of phail"