View Full Version : THE DILDO THREAD
StoopTroup
1/10/2009, 07:35 PM
OK...post your favorite Dildo stories here.
Here's mine...
Wait....I did promise not to talk bad about the few phlorida fans I didn't get along with.
Sorry everybody. You can post yours here though. :pop:
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 07:39 PM
This one time, at band camp......oh wait.:O
John Kochtoston
1/10/2009, 07:41 PM
This should end well. :pop:
Soonrboy
1/10/2009, 09:00 PM
I had a student bring her mother's to school once. I had to ask her to come pick it up.
and she did.
Turd_Ferguson
1/10/2009, 09:02 PM
I had a student bring her mother's to school once. I had to ask her to come pick it up.
and she did.My Momma ask you to never mention that you bastard!:mad:
Crucifax Autumn
1/10/2009, 10:58 PM
Uh-Oh...did I start sometthing that's destined to end badly?
And since when did Mathew "dildo" McCannaghey earn the right to have his own thread?
SoonerInFla
1/11/2009, 01:08 AM
This girl told me a story about her dog brought hers to the table where she was eating dinner with her parents.
AllAboutThe'O'
1/11/2009, 06:08 AM
Did you know the band Steely Dan took its name from a dildo? True story.
StoopTroup
1/11/2009, 04:40 PM
Seems they were around some woodpeckers too.
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/862564~Steely-Dan-at-the-Whiskey-A-Go-Go-Posters.jpg
Crucifax Autumn
1/11/2009, 09:58 PM
Did you know there's a big dildo over on another of the forums here? True story.
BigRedJed
1/11/2009, 10:04 PM
I had a student bring her mother's to school once. I had to ask her to come pick it up.
and she did.
Did she pick it up the same way some strippers pick up beer bottles?
BigRedJed
1/11/2009, 10:04 PM
I am so, so sorry.
Soonrboy
1/11/2009, 10:40 PM
she would have had to lift her apron of fat to allow me to see that talent portion of the competition
BigRedJed
1/11/2009, 10:45 PM
Again, especially in light of the last post, I am so, so sorry.
soonervegas
1/11/2009, 11:35 PM
this thread is full of fail.
Crucifax Autumn
1/12/2009, 12:30 AM
in light of recent Soonerized spelling that should be "phull of phail"
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