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Viking Kitten
1/6/2009, 05:48 PM
Chair lift accident leaves skier dangling upside down and pantless. The skier wasn't the only thing dangling.

WITH PICS! Not especially safe for work (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail1.html)


JANUARY 6--In a bizarre incident that will surely lead to litigation (or an out-of-court settlement), a skier at Colorado's ritzy Vail resort was left dangling upside down and pantsless from a chairlift last Thursday morning. The January 1 mishap apparently occurred after the male skier, 48, and a child boarded a high-speed lift in Vail's Blue Sky Basin. It appears that the chairlift's fold-down seat was somehow not in the lowered position, which caused the man to partially fall through the resulting gap. His right ski got jammed in the ascending chairlift, and that kept him upended since his boot never dislodged from its binding. As seen in the photos on the following pages (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail2.html) (which were snapped by fellow skiers), the Skyline Express lift was stopped shortly after the pair's botched boarding resulted in the man dangling from the lift. The exposed skier was stuck for about 15 minutes before Vail personnel backed the lift up and successfully dislodged the unidentified man (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail3.html) from the four-seat chair. The images on page four (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail4.html) and five (http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0106091vail5.html) were taken by Marty Odom (who can be reached at [email protected] if you're interested in licensing the photos). In a statement released this afternoon, Vail Resorts, which operates the ski area, reported that the skier was not injured after being "suspended for approximately seven minutes." The press release did not explain how the mishap occurred, only that "the man was caught on the chair."

Cam
1/6/2009, 06:24 PM
Dude's going to make some serious money.

Jerk
1/6/2009, 07:14 PM
The last thing you want to have happen in that kind of cold weather is be exposed :(

instigator
1/6/2009, 07:26 PM
I wonder if the people watching knew about shrinkage.

Rogue
1/6/2009, 07:31 PM
My worst nightmare is now compounded. I thought just falling from the chair would be bad. :eek:

VeeJay
1/6/2009, 07:43 PM
This is the reason you do not eat yellow snow.

Hot Rod
1/6/2009, 07:59 PM
There's a bum on the loose!

BudSooner
1/6/2009, 08:10 PM
The last thing you want to have happen in that kind of cold weather is be exposed :(
It didn't help much in the warm weather down in the bayou for Bama. :D

A Sooner in Texas
1/6/2009, 10:12 PM
He was well hung in only one way, from what I could see...or rather, couldn't see.

Boomer Mooner
1/6/2009, 10:34 PM
Man, just wanted to take a relaxin' little vacation with the fambly over the Christmas break and the next thing you know your *** is all over the internet before you get back to the office.

StoopTroup
1/6/2009, 11:17 PM
Looks like he **** himself a little....lol

Scotty
1/7/2009, 04:11 AM
Man, talk about awkward for the child. :eek:

Hot Rod
1/7/2009, 08:26 AM
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tbl
1/7/2009, 08:42 AM
I wonder if the people watching knew about shrinkage.

Thank goodness Seinfeld came around, otherwise multitudes of women would still be in the dark... because this guy was experiencing SIGNIFICANT shrinkage. Cold weather, nude, fear, shame... it was probably located somewhere close to his spleen.

VeeJay
1/7/2009, 09:13 PM
Barney Frank is mad as hell he didn't go to Vail skiing again this year....

VeeJay
1/7/2009, 09:14 PM
Rescue person to skiier:

"whassuppppp?"