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[OU4LIFE]

This just in: Michael Slive, SEC commissioner has defeated Big 12 Commissioner Dan Beebe in a foot race. This only serves as yet more proof of the SEC's speed advantage over the rest of the college football world.

WE'RE DOOMED! Florida wins this one before the 1st quarter is over.

[picasso]

no way, I thought Beeber was a pass first type.

[OUDoc]

Wait until it gets to the swimsuit competition.

[OU4LIFE]

you two obviously don't understand. The SEC isn't about passing, it's about speed and defense, not swimsuits.

Can you not see how totally screwed we are? ARE YOU BLIND?

WE'RE DOOMED.

[Readyfor8]

Beebe didn't lose he just ran out of time, plus I have it on good authority that Slive cheated by lifting weights prior to the dash...

DOOMED I SAY!!!

[SouthFortySooner]

Side note, side wheel, side car, this game is full o em.

[JLEW1818]

what the duce

[EstablishedSooner1967]

Beebe had heart surgery a few years ago... now he has a baboon heart!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

if only Don Beebe was the Big 12 commish


Life after football

He now operates "Don Beebe's House of Speed," where he trains athletes the essentials of top performance, character and speed. Don works with several professional and college programs in the area of speed training, including the Chicago Bears, the St. Louis Rams and the University of Illinois Fighting Illini. House of Speed began franchise operations in 2006, and has spread to five states. During his career, he ran a 4.21 40 yard dash, a 4.3 in full pads, and is still considered one of the fastest players in NFL history

[fadada1]

:( they're just too fast:(