Ofishul Condoms vs Joe Pas Grandaddy of them all

[sooner2b09]

The way they have been talking about this it sounds like its the national championship game :rolleyes:

[SteelCitySooner]

Wait..it isn't?

[SteelCitySooner]

Lets go Penn State! Not that I am a fan of you, but I haaaaate that other mcdonalds colored team..

[sooner2b09]

Penn State traveled pretty well compared to Illinois last year that pretty much brought there band and thats it

[SteelCitySooner]

Penn State traveled pretty well compared to Illinois last year that pretty much brought there band and thats it

They do travel well...they've got a pretty large and loyal fanbase..

[Sooner98]

This is going to be odd for me, rooting for BOTH Ohio State and Penn State, within a few days of each other.

[sooner2b09]

3 and out for Penn State, Clark looks a little rattled

[IBleedCrimson]

[QUOTE=sooner2b09;2547297]The way they have been talking about this it sounds like its the national championship game :rolleyes:

Didn't u hear? It is. Espn has so Annointed it

[sooner2b09]

This is going to be odd for me, rooting for BOTH Ohio State and Penn State, within a few days of each other.

feels a little dirty doesnt it?

[IBleedCrimson]

here goes herbsyphillis blowing usc

[SteelCitySooner]

My Gawd Herbie... You are talking about Sanchez like he's.........Tebow or something!!?!?!

[sooner2b09]

Good gosh USC's offense is so bad, Sanchez is one of the most overrated player in the country

[Ton Loc]

What's the o/u on this game?

The final score of this game is going to be something like 17-9 with the USC defense scoring the only touchdown.

In other words, another crap Rose Bowl game.

[SteelCitySooner]

Good gosh USC's offense is so bad, Sanchez is one of the most overrated player in the country

But Herbie said he'll start off with killing you on the ground.. If in the long chance that doesn't work, he'll open up a can of whoop *** on you in the air. Listen up man. ;)

[sooner2b09]

look at the vaunted USC defense

[SteelCitySooner]

Penn state got the first 1st down of the game.!

[IBleedCrimson]

ohhhh noooo the vaunted usc d giving up
Yards

[sooner2b09]

But Herbie said he'll start off with killing you on the ground.. If in the long chance that doesn't work, he'll open up a can of whoop *** on you in the air. Listen up man. ;)

Once I start listening to Herbie I want all of you to knock me out of it cause I will be wearing Tim Tebow pajamas with his **** in my mouth.

[Ton Loc]

What kind of helmet does the PSU rb have?

[auto]

Epic fail of both teams with a nuclear explosion would be preferable. However since not a likely outcome, I will be mildly cheering for the JoePa's

[Sooner98]

Very imaginitive offense there for PSU - four straight run plays up the middle. :rolleyes:

[sooner2b09]

That punt was probably the best play of this game so far.

These defensive struggles suck, yet another reason I am glad we play in the Big 12

[sooner2b09]

Very imaginitive offense there for PSU - four straight run plays up the middle. :rolleyes:

Must have called Chuck Long and asked for his playbook.

[auto]

Must have called Chuck Long and asked for his playbook.

:D :D Not that was funny, although we should not make fun of the unemployed.;)

[sooner2b09]

Fumble! PSU ball!

[SteelCitySooner]

Penn St got the ball!!!

[IBleedCrimson]

God usc stinks. And now mushbugger on they c*ck

[SteelCitySooner]

ah ****.. USC got lucky

[sooner2b09]

fail on penn state lined up offsides

[SteelCitySooner]

man, Sanchez sucks

[sooner2b09]

Sanchez is so inaccurate, who was he even throwing to?

[auto]

sanchez sucks.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

the USC offense is average at best.

[swardboy]

Contain!

[SteelCitySooner]

TD condoms

[sooner2b09]

I hate everything about USC.... except the sweater girls, but I can always take those sweaters off :D

[swardboy]

OMG...greatest pass in the world!!!!!!

[AzianSooner]

I saw Jo Pa's age displayed on TV. 82 years young is a big number.

So when he was my age, there was only hand typewriter and Kruschev was wandering in CUBA?

[IBleedCrimson]

does anyone else find it remarkable seeing a bowl game with full attendance? I don't think it's happened until this game

[SteelCitySooner]

I hate everything about USC.... except the sweater girls, but I can always take those sweaters off :D

Song Girls ain't too shabby either :)

[sooner2b09]

Song Girls ain't too shabby either :)

....I was just showing how much I hate USC by getting the name of their cheerleaders wrong....

:O

[swardboy]

I hate everything about USC.... except the sweater girls, but I can always take those sweaters off :D

I'm pretty sure you'd like what's underneath

[SteelCitySooner]

That was a scary pass...

[sooner2b09]

How is Penn State even getting yards I thought this was the best defense EVAR!

[swardboy]

I just don't see Psu having the offense to really threaten usc...dink/dunk/run....unless they can wear them down.

[IBleedCrimson]

those Penn state unis r cool

[sooner2b09]

Every time Penn State makes a good play it gets called back

[1890MilesToNorman]

Penalties killing PS. SOB's.

[IBleedCrimson]

Penn state penalties r killing them

[SteelCitySooner]

JoePa needs to get their **** on the line together..

[sooner2b09]

So thats how USC is so good, they have the refs working for them

[SteelCitySooner]

First down!

[IBleedCrimson]

This "greatest d evar" looks like a pretty average group

[sooner2b09]

Well fellas PSU showed up to play

[Fiatil]

Yeah I was informed that you weren't actually able to complete passes against the USC defense. What's goin on?

[1890MilesToNorman]

WOW great D for the Trojans. LOL. LOL

[OKC-SLC]

greatest defense evar, my fat azz.

[SteelCitySooner]

TD PSU!!!!!

[sooner2b09]

Touchdown! Hows that feel USC?

[swardboy]

woo hooo

[auto]

greatest defense evar, my fat azz.

Listen 9 NFL first day draftees I tell you:D :D

[sooner59]

USC is having Vince Young flashbacks.

[soonermeteor]

Penn State has almost beat USC's average points allowed per game. :eek:

[SteelCitySooner]

Wait.. since USC only allows 7 or 8 points per game. ya think psu might have already blown their wad? :O

[Fiatil]

Wow it looks like USC is playing an actual team in the Rose Bowl now. This is a lot more fun to watch.

[1890MilesToNorman]

Herbie still giving deep throat. "All Time" and he ain't even gaging.

[sooner2b09]

looks like the USC defense might have been listening to the talk

[sooner2b09]

What was that G commercial about?

[IBleedCrimson]

the ARM STRENGTH!

[soonermeteor]

oh THAT SPEEEEEEEEEEEEED ! OMG !!!!! OHHHHHH MYYY!!!!! ............. :P

[StoopTroup]

STOP THEM !

[IBleedCrimson]

What was that G commercial about?

dunno I'm wondering too

[sooner2b09]

Uh oh the second coming of Reggie Bush is hurt, maybe this levels the playing field

[SteelCitySooner]

PSU has got to answer

[Jack T.]

I had to turn the sound off. . .good grief. The lovely Mrs. Jack is fixing steak for supper, and I don't want to lose my appetite by listening to these jokers "analyse" the game.

[sooner2b09]

haha he just ran straight into the usc linemen who had his hands tangled up and fell right down. That was weak.

[SteelCitySooner]

Lions are killing themselves..

[SteelCitySooner]

psu sucks

[sooner2b09]

No Musberger the reason it was high is cause Sanchez sucks

[sooner2b09]

This is turning into the Rose Bowl games of the past 2 years

[SteelCitySooner]

I'd love to see USC face an actual solid football team..

[SteelCitySooner]

was that a jump pass?

[sooner2b09]

I'd love to see USC face an actual solid football team..

They saw a solid freshman running back in Jacquizz Rodgers and he destroyed them, and he is from texas and fast, thats big 12 country! ;)

[StoopTroup]

This is going to get ugly IMO.

[DenverSooner751]

They saw a solid freshman running back in Jacquizz Rodgers and he destroyed them, and he is from texas and fast, thats big 12 country! ;)

But he ain't SEC! SEC! SEC! fast!

Best defense evar....my @$$

[sooner2b09]

Penn State sucks, I am so glad Iowa beat them or they would be in the MNC game, they are the equivalent of Ohio State.

[SteelCitySooner]

Good sack

[sooner2b09]

thats the Sanchez we all love to see, hold the ball for 20 minutes then crumble

[sooner2b09]

I am about to throw up Herbstreit is all over USC right now

[StoopTroup]

This is going to get ugly IMO.

No **** ST. :D

[IBleedCrimson]

I am about to throw up Herbstreit is all over USC right now

he's been all over their sack for almost 2 months now

[sooner2b09]

God someone shut Musberger up, I am about to throw my remote at my TV.

[SteelCitySooner]

PSU sucks

[soonermeteor]

How about we talk about the mountain west ownage of the pac 10 again? Maybe theyve turned things around, but the level the pac 10 was held at this year was earned.



Edit: Oh dear god...... Just close out college football, no one will ever defeat USC ever again.

[soonercastor]

Herbstreit STFU

[sooner2b09]

Look at the opponents Musberger

BYU
Miami
Pittsburgh
OSU
Penn State

Pac 10 beat a Mid Major, teams from the mighty ACC and Big East.
The fourth best team in their division with their best player hurt and QB with a separated shoulder
And a Penn State team who has played noone.

The Pac 10 still sucks dont be fooled by that 5-0 record.

[soonermeteor]

I'd love to see USC face an actual solid football team..


Stanford a solid football team?

[rainiersooner]

Way to show up Penn St. Now I have to listen for the next 8 months about how USC is the greatest team in the world.

[GG84]

PAC 10 WINS 1000% (LOL) OF THEIR BOWL GAMES THEY'RE THE BEST!

[rainiersooner]

I was about to ask when we start hearing Musberger or Herbie suggest a split national championship...and HERE THEY GO!!!

[SteelCitySooner]

What? Now they're talking about giving USC another 'split NC'??? you got to be kidding me...

[rainiersooner]

Pathetic.

[soonermeteor]

They're just talking it up because its the only game on ESPN. No one will really consider them for a split NC.

[BigTip]

Jeez! I am just amazed that Musberger and Herbstreit can even talk with Carroll's manhood in their mouth. Now THAT'S talent!

[Blues1]

God Where are You --- You know You Love JoePa.....Is there a Miracle you have in Store...??

Ok - Just thought I would ask ~~~~ :) ~~~ :(

[SoonerInFla]

Anybody notice Herbie was getting ready to do a longorn pole smoke and the referee interrupted with the call on the field?

Saved by the ref. Guess the whorns can rent another plane

[sooner2b09]

Its going to suck in a few years when ESPN does all of the games, they can spin it anyway they want and claim their own national champion.

[OUinFLA]

hmmm, Song Girls.... yummy

[No1Better]

Musberger and Hebstreit.....yawn

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Jeez! I am just amazed that Musberger and Herbstreit can even talk with Carroll's manhood in their mouth. Now THAT'S talent!Very astute observation!

[SteelCitySooner]

hmmm, Song Girls.... yummy

Best aspect of this game so far...

[Cam]

I about choked on my water when Musberger was talking about how impressive SC's run has been since 2000. So I went to College Football Data Warehouse (http://football.stassen.com/cgi-bin/records/calc-wp.pl?start=2000&end=2007&rpct=30&min=5&se=on&pt=on&by=Win+Pct) and looked it up. Thru 2007, they're not at the top of the list any way you sort it.

Rank Team name Win-Pct Won Lost Tied Games
---- ----------------------- ------- ---- ---- ---- -----
1 Boise State 0.84314 86 16 0 102
2 Oklahoma 0.84112 90 17 0 107
3 Texas 0.83333 85 17 0 102
4 Ohio State 0.80198 81 20 0 101
5 Southern Cal 0.79412 81 21 0 102

[possumfat]

The sooner we get a playoff system in place the less we will have to listen to this crapola from self appointed announcers trying to influence/dictate the outcome of college football based on their biased opinions.

BOOMER SOONER

[SteelCitySooner]

Wouldn't that mean Carroll is "running up the score"?

[sooner2b09]

Wouldn't that mean Carroll is "running up the score"?

Not when its USC its called keeping the foot on the gas and being the most amazing team EVAR

[sooner2b09]

thats the luckiest spot i have ever seen

[Cam]

Penn State gets a break. They need to turn this into a respectable result.

[SteelCitySooner]

If you substitue OU for USC, the announcers would have been saying that we've lost our edge because we haven't scored 7 minutes into the 3rd quarter.. Then they would start questioning if we belong there..

[soonercastor]

oFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSSSSSSSSSSIDE

[tulsaoilerfan]

So has ******burger got off his knees yet?

[tulsaoilerfan]

If you substitue OU for USC, the announcers would have been saying that we've lost our edge because we haven't scored 7 minutes into the 3rd quarter.. Then they would start questioning if we belong there..

Ya mean like the Big 12 title game? I am ****ing sick of Musberger

[12]

I'm a little surprised Pete called off the dogs so early.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

I have quit watching the game. I'll look at it again before it's over. Maybe take a couple of peeks. I have the audio off. The condom-sucking announcers are too much for my indulgence.

[sooner2b09]

No need for that kind of **** USC, thats a dirty play. Thats another reason I hate USC. They are just a bunch of thugs

[SteelCitySooner]

I have quit watching the game. I'll look at it again before it's over. Maybe take a couple of peeks. I have the audio off. The condom-sucking announcers are too much for my indulgence.

I quit watching for now too. Pens are playing the Bruins right now. That seems more competetive.. and I got homer announcers. ;)

[sooner2b09]

Every single play now the Penn State player gets hit and on the way down a USC player comes flying in with the helmet leading and tries to injure the player. It just ticks me off

[GrapevineSooner]

Wow, Meshawn's actually the voice of reason.

Musberger: USC is playing like they want to play the winner of Oklahoma-Florida.

Keyshawn: Well, they would have been if they had beaten Oregon State.

[delhalew]

These guys are A-holes. Helmet to Helmet every damn play. Now I do wish we were playing these jerkoffs so we can show them what happens when your not twice the size of your competitor.

[ashley]

Has anyone said usc is pretty good.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

Penn State is like TxTech. They don't have the talent necessary to play a really talented team that is properly jacked up to beat them.

[Blues1]

With 4:29 to go ~~~ If Penn State can Score again and Make the Final 38 to 24 then It won't Look So Bad for Penn State....As long as they hold Usc to 38...??? and No split NC JMHO...!! ~~~ Penn Sate on the 9 yard line ~~~and can they get it In ..? -- Waiting ~~ "Yes"...The score is usc 38 Penn State - 24 -- get another TD Please Penn State ~~~ :)

Rock on...!!!

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

With 4:29 to go ~~~ If Penn State can Score again and Make the Final 38 to 24 then It won't Look So Bad for Penn State....As long as they hold Usc to 38...??? and No split NC JMHO...!! ~~~ Penn Sate on the 9 yard line ~~~and can they get it In ..? -- Waiting ~~ "Yes"...The score is usc 38 Penn State - 24 -- get another TD Please Penn State ~~~ :)

Rock on...!!!Thanks for the report. Caused me to look in on the game.

[Blues1]

Penn State BAll with 2:59 to go --- Please score Penn State - Nope interception ~~ Oh Well that was fast ~~~ :(

[Blues1]

You could say Penn State Won the 2nd Half...!!!

[StoopTroup]

I went to Pei Wei for dinner. I figured I better go before the Lions ruined my appetite.

[Blues1]

PENN STATE ONE MORE CHANCE ~~~~ 39 sec.s Ball on the 13 yard Line...!!!

[Blues1]

No ~~~ Final score -- usc 38 penn state 24

[SteelCitySooner]

You could say Penn State Won the 2nd Half...!!!

Yes, you could say that..

[soonercastor]

I know who could beat you Pete.
Oregon State

[bluedogok]

I went to Pei Wei for dinner. I figured I better go before the Lions ruined my appetite.
We went there before the game as well.


BTW Petey...Oregon State DID beat you guys......

[StoopTroup]

BTW Petey...Oregon State DID beat you guys......

LMAO!

Good point.

[Blues1]

Rose Bowl Trophy looks like some Thing from High School Champ Game --- :)

[HungaryGator]

I know who could beat you Pete.
Oregon State

I don't know how Sneaky Pete forgot about Oregon State. After all, that's hardly the first time some determined Beavers have prevented Trojans from covering the spread. :)

[Blues1]

ALL of a sudden ~~~ No split championship talk from Mushberger ~ :)

38 to 24 --- I don't think so -- :)

[mdklatt]

I don't think Sanchez got dirty all night. :texan: