I'm a little tipsy, but this cracked me up [Archive]

RacerX

1/1/2009, 12:53 AM

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/crime/2008/12/31/or.naked.intruder.kptv

12

1/1/2009, 01:46 AM

So the Jack*ss crew is minus a dancer?

Rhino

1/1/2009, 02:15 AM

Michael Dick. Classic.

Sooner98

1/1/2009, 02:55 AM

Yeah, the story was disturbing at first, and then cringeworthy when the testicle-grabbing part was brought up, but then took a quite humorous turn when we learned the intruder's name is "Michael Dick".

StoopTroup

1/1/2009, 10:49 AM

What a dick...

Czar Soonerov

1/1/2009, 11:16 AM

Yeah, the story was disturbing at first, and then cringeworthy when the testicle-grabbing part was brought up...

That was why they kept showing her hands. :gary:

BlondeSoonerGirl

1/1/2009, 12:22 PM

:les: ROBSTER CRAWS!!!

Curly Bill

1/1/2009, 12:47 PM

So, she grabbed Dick's testicles?

BudSooner

1/1/2009, 01:14 PM

Ya know, perhaps she and this old lady could take on the crime in the area.
:D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrteiQLcYvs&feature=related

instigator

1/1/2009, 09:58 PM

Anyone think that "Picking up some logs" was a euphemism for "dropping off some logs"????? :)

SicEmBaylor

1/1/2009, 11:06 PM

I especially like the part when the reporter says the cop picked the guy up "based on the description of the intruder." What description would that be? Naked guy running around the neighborhood? I'd say that's a pretty good description.

StoopTroup

1/1/2009, 11:25 PM

I especially like the part when the reporter says the cop picked the guy up "based on the description of the intruder." What description would that be? Naked guy running around the neighborhood? I'd say that's a pretty good description.

How much was your bond?