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yermom
12/27/2008, 08:59 PM
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/27/movie.shooting/index.html?eref=rss_topstories

:eek:

VeeJay
12/27/2008, 09:19 PM
Four words: Rocky Horror Picture Show

soonerinabilene
12/27/2008, 09:30 PM
Bet the dad never talks in a movie again, though.

Curly Bill
12/27/2008, 09:40 PM
If stuff like this happened more often to inconsiderate dumasses the world would be a better place. The shooter should be given a medal for trying to stamp out stupidity.

SanJoaquinSooner
12/27/2008, 10:39 PM
best argument for gun ownership ever. shut the F--k up.

Flagstaffsooner
12/27/2008, 10:54 PM
Looks like tebow.

Turd_Ferguson
12/27/2008, 10:59 PM
You know what I hate? I hate the sorry doosh bags that won't say thanks when I hold the door open for them. I'm gonna start cap'n their sorry ***'s:D

Curly Bill
12/28/2008, 12:00 AM
I'm gonna start cap'n slow and/or dumas drivers.

12
12/28/2008, 05:49 AM
I'm no pacifist, but life is too short. Let it go... seriously.

LoyalFan
12/28/2008, 06:20 AM
Down here in The New Capitol Of The Third World (See: Essanantonio Tejas) going to a movie theatre is an exercise in rage control.
You see, pipples of the heespaneec persuasion are loathe to leave their little darlings behind when they decide to take in a flick. Of course, no sane sitter would take on the task.
The little wretches have ruined many movie-going experiences for me and myriad others and the parents (some are actually MARRIED!) don't give a rat's patoot. In fact, should anyone protest that person runs the risk of:
A. Being called a raceest peeg.
B. Physically attacked in the theater.
C. Assaulted in the parkeeng lot.
D. Shot, stabbed, clubbed, etc.
E. Sued (this is generally limited to those who have a cousin in the shyster lawyer trade and San Antonio is teeming with those.)
F. All of the above.
I've even seen theater personnel pushed, shoved, spat upon, struck, by loving parents who are determined to instill in their spawn the best qualities of "La Cultura'; Disrespect for gringos; Sense of entitlement; "My son can do no wrong!"
We will not speak of what the hordes, most on welfare, do to a department store's merchandise displays. Rather, just peruse a photo of Berlin, circa 1945...you'll get the picture.
For some variety, try to enjoy a meal in a "family" or all-joo-can-eet restaurant. Go ahead, I dare you.

With liberty and justice for all.

LF

Tailwind
12/28/2008, 11:50 AM
We have a winner folks!

Rogue
12/28/2008, 03:26 PM
Between the talkers, the crinkly wrapper crinklers, the coughers hacking all over me, and the inappropriate laugh-timers, I can't stand theaters.

Dio
12/28/2008, 04:32 PM
It was in Philly- was the dad wearing a Santa suit?

dolemitesooner
12/28/2008, 05:13 PM
I wanted to shoot a bitch at Kill Bill1 when I went with yermom in Dallas. If I had a gun I would have shot.

Dumb bitch

frankensooner
12/29/2008, 11:38 AM
I took the kids to see Bedtime Stories yesterday and apparently, it was bring your infant to the movies day.


People, if you insist on bringing babies to the movie, remove them promptly when they begin crying. If you are stupid enough to bring a baby to the movie, you might just have to miss parts of the show.

Hot Rod
12/29/2008, 11:56 AM
Sounds like this man was curious to know about the Curious Case of Benjamin and couldn't hear what was going on!

stoopified
12/29/2008, 12:11 PM
Are theaters the new saloons of the 21st century?In days of yore there were fights and gunplay in saloons over cards and booze,now we have fights and gunplay over movies and popcorn?

walkoffsooner
12/29/2008, 01:13 PM
I always carry a pistol to the movies. Would never shoot it, unless it was a really bad flick.