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royalfan5
12/23/2008, 06:07 PM
felony. To be clear, 13 Christmases without an intrafamily felony at Christmas. Not 13 years without an intrafamily felony. I'm kind of nervous about this year. People is getting nutty again.
StoopTroup
12/23/2008, 06:39 PM
I voted yes...somethings going to happen...lol

It's just a feeling. :D
OUHOMER
12/23/2008, 07:12 PM
I voted no....somethings going to happen...lol

It's just a feeling.:D
Okla-homey
12/23/2008, 07:28 PM
Tip:

If your 19 y/o cousin Jake who has never had a girlfriend walks in wearing a new knee length black trenchcoat he doesn't immediately toss on the bed with the other coats, I'd GTFO of the house. Just saying.
royalfan5
12/23/2008, 07:39 PM
Tip:

If your 19 y/o cousin Jake who has never had a girlfriend walks in wearing a new knee length black trenchcoat he doesn't immediately toss on the bed with the other coats, I'd GTFO of the house. Just saying.

Once nice thing about the dumb****ery on that side of that family is that I am the only one that owns a gun. Excluding the Uncle who won't be there who shot himself in the foot with a .45 to convince his wife not to leave him. And if he wanted to kill us all he would have done it by now.
olevetonahill
12/23/2008, 09:47 PM
I voted Yes Now get out there and Dont Let me down .
royalfan5
12/23/2008, 09:50 PM
I voted Yes Now get out there and Dont Let me down .

But that means I would have to do something other than sit in the back room with my three sane relatives playing cards and drinking beer.
olevetonahill
12/23/2008, 09:56 PM
But that means I would have to do something other than sit in the back room with my three sane relatives playing cards and drinking beer.

So you 4 are the Real Blacksheep ?
royalfan5
12/23/2008, 10:01 PM
So you 4 are the Real Blacksheep ?

Two married in so I don't know if they count in black sheep factoring or not.
StoopTroup
12/23/2008, 11:40 PM
Anything happen while I was out finding Homer's House?
olevetonahill
12/24/2008, 12:01 AM
Two married in so I don't know if they count in black sheep factoring or not.

So does that mean One of em married a Crazy member ?
royalfan5
12/25/2008, 07:05 PM
We made it to 13 in a row. It was one our better christmases on that side of the family. I also now know my Uncle has porn taped to the insides of his cupboard doors, in addition to the spare cans of beer he leaves in there in case of emergency. I also found out the reason why my uncles swallow their chew. It's because my Grandpa told them they could only chew if as long as they didn't spit. All in all a good christmas.
StoopTroup
12/27/2008, 11:25 AM
So...

Did you plan out 14 yet?

Sounds like a beautiful Christmas in Copenhagen. :D
royalfan5
12/27/2008, 12:03 PM
So...

Did you plan out 14 yet?

Sounds like a beautiful Christmas in Copenhagen. :D
Got to get through Easter first.