It's "compliment a gator" Monday, people!

[badger]

I want you to search deep within your hearts to find a reason why the Gayt... I can't believe I just aimlessly typed a "Y" in there... crap... starting over...

Gators! University of Florida! Gainesville! I want you to think of something nice to say about them in honor of Christmas! Give the gift of a compliment today!

(and then tomorrow, we shall resume with "neg a whorn" Tuesday)

I'll start!

1- Florida has a panhandle, which we as Oklahomans know makes your state TWICE a cool!

2- Florida has lower tuition than many schools, something Oklahoma can appreciate equally!

[olevetonahill]

Fla. Has Bitches er I mean Beaches :confused:

[More_Cowbell]

Way to go Florida, you have a lake with a cool name.

I wish your license plates had the following motto: "Lake Okeechobee is OK."

[guzziguy]

Oklahoma on the map with its panhandle actually looks a bit like a pan. Florida on the map hanging down there actually looks a bit like a .....oh, I'm supposed to be complementary? Never mind, I really shouldn't go there.


Looks just like that bull's _____ over in the pasture though.

[OUDizzle]

Least you didn't $%&*-up the election this year.

[SouthFortySooner]

They play football. I like football.

[adoniijahsooner]

Jeff Demps is in love with Badger (Shirt); and he is the fastest ugly person in america.


http://media.scout.com/Media/Image/43/434144.jpg

[OUDizzle]

Thanks for CSI Miami...

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6633/carusodq0.png

[badger]

I love this thread already :D

Here's more...

Without Florida, we'd still be hearing non-stop about Miami and Florida State, because face it, neither of those schools can pull in the guys they used to when this little Florida thingy going on now.

Florida has a space program. Someday, Oklahoma's space program might be up to that tier... you know, the tier of leaving Earth and not just spending state tax credits:D

[OKLA21FAN]

Florida has injuns, Oklahoma has injuns :pop:

[olevetonahill]

**** Fla. that SeaCay dude done wore out his welcome .

[OUinFLA]

Y'all are failing to mention that I live in Florida.

That should give you some pleasure.

So, Im going to complement Florida on the abundant sunshine, typically warm weather, and the opportunity to fish almost anytime I wish in many different environments.

Florida has much closer access to salt water fishing than my native Oklahoma does.

I've never missed an OU football game in order to go fishing.
I cant say the same about UF football games.
I guess I do have priorities.

[Soonersince57]

I recorded a Florida game on TV and played it backwards. They were so fast that when it was over it was 1978 again.

[sooneredaco]

Thanks for CSI Miami...

http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/6633/carusodq0.png

and Miami Vice

[batonrougesooner]

I love visiting Seaside and the Santa Rosa beach area each summer.

Tampa is a really cool and relatively underrated city.

I've been a distant fan of the Gators since Stoops got here. Generally enjoyed seeing them do well. Especially when Spurrier was there.

I think fried Alligator tastes good.

[olevetonahill]

Y'all are failing to mention that I live in Florida.

That should give you some pleasure.

So, Im going to complement Florida on the abundant sunshine, typically warm weather, and the opportunity to fish almost anytime I wish in many different environments.

Florida has much closer access to salt water fishing than my native Oklahoma does.

I've never missed an OU football game in order to go fishing.
I cant say the same about UF football games.
I guess I do have priorities.

Ive nevar missed an OU game going for More OVJ so there :P

[fossil]

:) Florida gots lotsa old peeples, and old peeples can be kinda cute. I'm an old peeples. Blue hair is cool!!!

[KingBarry]

Been to Florida many times. Always enjoyed being there, and I always look forward to going back.

Wait, that might be too positive?

[1890MilesToNorman]

Gators make good boots, belts and wallets.

[IB4OU2]

:) Florida gots lotsa old peeples, and old peeples can be kinda cute. I'm an old peeples. Blue hair is cool!!!

They have wonderful shuffleboard leagues and a hospice on every corner!

[tbl]

Gatorade is pretty awesome.

[badger]

I'll contribute another:

Florida gave us Bob Stoops.

:les: BAJ FOR TEH W1N!!1! :D

[BudSooner]

They have alot of teef.
Eh, still not sold on the jorts though.
But they do have alot of teef, perhaps they could loan some of them to the Vols?

No Baj, I just won with the "teef/Vols" comment, and if you expect to win..then you better not bring that weak sauce again. :D

[cheezyq]

I'm actually VERY impressed with the Gator fans here. They have been facing a continuous onslaught of facts and logic that counter their claims of speed/superiority. They've faced endless mockery from the Sooner fans here for their outlandish exaggerations of UF and SEC dominance. And yet they stubbornly continue supporting their unsubstantiated claims without ever posting a single fact or statistic, not a shred of evidence.

That kind of dedication takes real guts. So, here's to you gator fan! :pop:

Burp!

[badger]

I must also move to previous question... er, comment!

They definitely aren't the coastal elitists of USC or the uppity one-timers like West Virginia or the privileged spoiled brats of other previous non-conference matches (and a few conference ones).

[OKLA21FAN]

I'll contribute another:

Florida gave us Bob Stoops.

:les: BAJ FOR TEH W1N!!1! :D

and OU gave them Galen Hall :pop:

[PDXsooner]

thanks for storing all the old people down there!

[WildHorse]

I like my Gator Skin Boots, :)

[SoonerBacker]

Can't beat Gator Tailgating!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/MVC-017S.jpg

Is it true Gator tastes like Chicken?

[oupride]

The best characters! (http://disneyworld.disney.go.com/wdw/index?bhcp=1)

[texas bandman]

Florida has Disney World. And Fantasyland is very similar to Gainesville.

[Bourbon St Sooner]

Florida has nice beaches. And the drunk, toothless people that seem to inhabit them don't even bother me that much.

[soonermix]

florida has been nice to us in our 12 orange bowl wins

oh yeah and thanks for the orange juice breakfast wouldn't be the same with out it

[WildBlueSooner]

I cant wait to go back to Florida....


To see OU whoop that gator azz!

BOOMER!

[sooneredaco]

I love celebrating Tebow's birthday every year on the 25th of December. I'm hoping for some good gifts this year.

[Boomer38Sooner]

Tebowne....it's whats for lunch

Gaytor....it's whats for dinner

Couldn't think of anything for breakfast haha!

[Dan Thompson]

I have nothing.

[WildBlueSooner]

Meyer brand gatorade for breakfast...ok that sucked

[meoveryouxinfinity]

i like your jorts.

[SoonerBacker]

Floridians are always "with it" where fashion is concerned.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/gatorfan.jpg

[delhalew]

Can't beat Gator Tailgating!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/MVC-017S.jpg

Is it true Gator tastes like Chicken?

Better. A little greasier. I love eating and wearing Gators. Props to gators!

[ocsooner]

I grew up there. Like it better here, though.

Umm, it's a nice place to visit.

I got nothin.

[A Sooner in Texas]

Everytime a hurricane heads for Florida instead of Texas, I'm really thankful. But we took the bullet on Ike for them this year. :mad:

[The Maestro]

Gators make Izod shirts cool!

"Dexter" is my favorite show...based in Miami.

Del Boca Vista was a great home for Jerry's parents on "Seinfeld".

[SoonerLB]

Tim Tebow is a wonderful humanitarian!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/barn9/tebowtime.jpg

[NYC Poke]

Florida kind of reminds me of Houston, and there's really good BBQ and Mexican food in Houston.

[P3 Gator]

How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

[JLMSOONER]

Florida has nice b*tches...I mean beaches! Have you seen the women at South Beach! WOW, for lack of a better word!!!!

[FlatheadSooner]

I think Burt Reynolds played FB there............you gotta like Burt.

[SoonerBacker]

How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.


And gators think 30 year old jokes are STILL funny!

[OUinFLA]

How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.


I wish I had known that about 40 years ago.

I've wasted a lot of :twinkies: in my time.

[Iam4OUru]

Steers and queers.......never mind....wrong state. :D

[A Sooner in Texas]

Gator fans are so good at yelling "Gator bait!" They're obviously master baiters.

[badger]

:mad: You know, resident gators, I created this thread as an olive branch peace offering. Perhaps as long as you're looking you can look deep within your heart and say something nice about Oklahoma, too?

[sooner59]

How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

These links make this joke = FAIL.

http://images.sportsline.com/images/spin/campus/07week6a.jpg

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/05/26/cc_oklahoma.jpg

http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provider_id=493&size=550x550_mb&ptp_photo_id=2928148

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2854282879_5bd4697001.jpg?v=0

Plenty more where that came from in Norman. It may be cold sometimes for our cheerleaders, but at least they don't have to worry about this:

http://risingfromruin.msnbc.com/images/051120_gator_01_1.jpg

[HungaryGator]

Does this help?

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2331/1603780573_de86ca9fd4.jpg

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e187/whiteynelson/uncle%20rico/GatorGirlHOT.jpg

http://collegeotr.s3.amazonaws.com/images/blogs/853ee24a7d361e66d3add187c926c83d.jpg

http://www.gatortailgating.com/files/imagepicker/r/Rusty/florida+fans.jpg

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/floridafans10.jpg

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk110/BXTruth/Gator%20Girls/gatorgirls6.jpg

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk110/BXTruth/Gator%20Girls/gatorgirls8.jpg

http://www.gatorzone.com/spirit/dazzlers/images/squad/full/14.jpg

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k105/gatorhunter22/719313841_l.jpg

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k105/gatorhunter22/gatorbait.jpg

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/floridafans17.jpg

http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn102/TamarCohl/Gator2resized.jpg

http://blog.collegebars.net/uploads/hottest-student-bodies/floridafront.jpg

http://www.americasbestmyspacecomments.com/graphics/girls/12/pics_boobs-not-everything-flat-florida.jpg

I bet you all feel a lot better about Gators now. :)

[UberSooner]

Florida has awsome implants.

[NYC Poke]

Apparently, you can major in Porn at UF. If I'd only known. :(

[OUinFLA]

Those Gators are too fast for me.


But, I don't play football.

[MiccoMacey]

Lived in Gainesville one year.

Nice people.

[1890MilesToNorman]

is they an 800 number I can order me some gatorbait from?

[SoonerBacker]

Are those REALLY your cheerleaders?

[SLOgator]

^^^ No, that's just from the School of Theology...

[HungaryGator]

Are those REALLY your cheerleaders?

Not all of them of course. Some of them were cheerleaders who tend to be very petite and some were "dazzlers"....or as we call them "dancing babes" :) who don't have to be so small.

[SoonerBacker]

Well, either one of "your girls" transfered to OU, or she has simply decided that blue and orange make her sick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/SoonerGirl-1.jpg

[1890MilesToNorman]

I thought she red shirted?

[gatorsownu2]

HOW ABOUT MY LADIES.

[soonerduke]

they make great pets and are good with small children.

[OUAlumni1990]

My, what big white shiny teeth you have there mr gator.

I can see pretty good through the scope of my 30-06.

[swardboy]

The mountains are beautiful in Florida this time of year......oh, wait....

[Readyfor8]

I'm going to give it up to the University of Florida, for inventing the "Gator Chomp." Lets face it, it is the Wii Sports of College Hand Signs, and is the only way that fan base gets any exercise such as it is.

[Soonermagik]

HOW ABOUT MY LADIES.


Very nice!!!

[Crucifax Autumn]

The only compliment I can come up with on short notice...

You guys are less annoying than LSU.

[Curly Bill]

The only compliment I can come up with on short notice...

You guys are less annoying than LSU.

Someone's outta jail. :D

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Handbags. They make nice handbags.

[Theskipster]

Well, either one of "your girls" transfered to OU, or she has simply decided that blue and orange make her sick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/SoonerGirl-1.jpg

That's a fark. The original is actually a Florida shirt.
------

The University of Florida football team is doing their part to keep the thugs out of the University of Miami team.
http://www.sportsargumentwiki.com/index.php?title=Fulmer_Cup_Dynasty

[Crucifax Autumn]

Someone's outta jail.

But it was -
All in the name of liberty
All in the name of liberty
I got to be free
Jailbreak, jailbreak
I got to break out
Out of here
Heartbeats they were racin'
Freedom he was chasin'
Spotlights, sirens, rifles firing
But he made it out
With a bullet in his back


At least I know where the line is drawn on genitalia references now: You can mention someone swingin' on 'em, just don't go any further than that!

It was a rather edumacational first vacation.

[Crucifax Autumn]

That's a fark. The original is actually a Florida shirt.

Thus the transfer joke...

[Theskipster]

A Gator doesn't let dead people's credit cards go to waste.

[Crucifax Autumn]

Florida's not THE suckiest state...there are 2-3 that are worse!

[Crucifax Autumn]

They have such great and patriotic traditions as this-

Florida: The new Ellis Island.

[Wishboned]

I lived in Orlando for 11 years. I loved it.

Gator fans were the least obnoxious out of the three big teams.

I don't hate Gator fans. I even have some Gator fans for friends.

[Blues1]

Florida and The SOONERS Both Lost to Mississippi Since 1999 (Except we were Not in The Top 10 at the Time ~~~~~ :) - But we came back in 2000 to take Home "The Crystal Ball " Something Florida won't Have this Year or Next ~~~~ :)

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

Gators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.

On a side note, I'm a huge fan of (the State of) Florida. I was born in Hollywood and I spent many summer vacations in sunny Destin.

[goingoneight]

On a serious note: I love Florida.

Maybe it's because everytime I'm there, Gator fans come up to me at least twice a day to start a conversation about "Bobby Stoops." :)

... and it's awesome there.

[NorCaligator]

A Gator doesn't let dead people's credit cards go to waste.

Ouch. Might be the winner.

[SoonerPr8r]

(the state of) Florida gave us ThatOldDrunk but took him back so that kinda evens out

[O-town Gator]

I love this thread already :D

Here's more...

Without Florida, we'd still be hearing non-stop about Miami and Florida State, because face it, neither of those schools can pull in the guys they used to when this little Florida thingy going on now.

Florida has a space program. Someday, Oklahoma's space program might be up to that tier... you know, the tier of leaving Earth and not just spending state tax credits:D

Badger, you're all right in my book! :)

It's nice to finally get a little recruiting edge over scUM and that clown college school out west (thank you Urban Meyer) - not to mention a state championship at last (all 3 teams played round-robin this year, and we won the Governors Cup).

And when you can watch the space launches from a distance (I'm 50 miles from the Cape), that's cool too!

[ouwasp]

When the volcano on La Palma in the Canary Islands splits and causes a Mega Tsunami... well, Florida will sacrifice itself to spare our fertile recruiting grounds in Texas. :)

Florida: gone, but not forgotten.

[OUinFLA]

I was born in Hollywood and I spent many summer vacations in sunny Destin.



That doesn't seem to fit your user name very well?

:D

[badger]

Badger, you're all right in my book! :)

That might be, but I'm afraid it is no longer Monday and around here we have a tradition called "neg a whorn Tuesday." Since the whorns are not allowed in our championship discussion because there is no three-way-tie to get into a two-team game, we are just going to substitute our whorns for your crocs... yes, I called you "crocs." Please don't laugh at my mere insult. Act a little offended.

You crocs have zero tradition beyond a little Discovery Channel movie on how gators swim next to the fishies in water for your pregame!

You crocs can't afford jean shorts, so you just cutoff your jeans in the summer!

You crocs probably drink Zima, don't you?

Oh... and croc shoes suck! Just like your football team! Hahahahaha

;)

[SoonerJack]

How do you get an okie cheerleader into your room?

A: Grease her hips and throw in a twinkie.

Haven't heard this one in YEARS and I laughed out loud. But it's not true. Our cheerleaders are awesome.


Badger, you're all right in my book! :)

And when you can watch the space launches from a distance (I'm 50 miles from the Cape), that's cool too!

Ok, that shuttle thing is on rollers. They should totally share launches with other states. Jealous!!!:mad:

[SoonerBacker]

All gators are "players."

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/gators814.jpg

But Tebow is the BEST!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/483819565_95465e377e.jpg

[Soonersince57]

UM fans have to be the worst. They sat all round us last year in Norman. Grandma behind us cussed a blue streak - - - and she had plenty to cuss about.

[O-town Gator]

yes, I called you "crocs."

You crocs can't afford jean shorts, so you just cutoff your jeans in the summer!

You crocs probably drink Zima, don't you?

Crocs, or "the gates" as those morons at Warchant like to call us, sounds a lot better than kindergarten gay smack.

Believe it or not, I don't wear jorts - regular blue jeans suit me fine no matter how hot it is.

Zima sucks - a beer, nice glass of wine or better yet, a banana daiquiri (Bacardi rum, please) suit me just fine.

[badger]

Crocs, or "the gates" as those morons at Warchant like to call us, sounds a lot better than kindergarten gay smack.

Oh yeah???? Welll, see ya later, ALLIGATOR! Hahahaha! I so totally TOLD you!

;)

[soonerboy_odanorth]

I love Florida because all these arrogant Minnesotans up here can no longer say, "Thank God we don't live in the South where they screw up elections and stuff."

Oops.

[badger]

Florida has been fairly fun and cordial throughout the past few weeks or so. Their fans visiting this board have been kind of fun.