cheezyq
12/20/2008, 02:45 PM
It's obvious to me that using statistics, comparable examples, and good old fashioned logic is no way to convince Florida nation that OU has a team capable of not only providing a game, not only beating the Gators, but even perhaps winning by more than a whole point. So, as a result, I'm going to try to use the same type of logic that our Gator visitors use to make a case for OU. Here it goes:
Speed - There is no way that your pathetic Gators can match Big 12 speed. The Big 12 is so fast and so much awesomer at speed than the SEC, there is just no comparison. And OU is the fastest of all the supersonic Big 12 teams. That's why they call us Sooners...because we're so fast, we'll always get there Sooner than you. You have NO chance to catch us.
Power - The Big 12 and OU have so much power, it will take all 11 of your defenders to tackle our smallest player....AFTER he reaches the endzone. Yeah, that's right, we lift weights. You're doomed, I tell you. We're going to put all your players in the hospital without even trying.
NFL Talent - Bradford will be better than Tom Brady and Peyton Manning combined. When he gets to the NFL, he could throw to his grandmother and without an offensive line, and still average 5000 yards and 60 TDs per season. You've never seen anything like him. All our second teamers would start for the Giants or the Patriots. Heck, the NFL is a farm team for the Big 12.
Recruiting - Imagine a college team loaded with all 5-star superstars in high school, and you'll have OU's redshirt team. We have guys that were considered gods in their home states in high school that can't even break our 2nd team. Not only that, but UF doesn't even have players capable of starting for Baylor, the worst Big 12 team.
Divine Blessing - Ha, Tebow does missionary work. Hey, someone has to be the janitor. While Tebow wastes his time doing missionary work, Sam Bradford has literally saved the world 5 times.
Big 12 vs. SEC - Please, there is no comparison. If UF was so great, why did they lose to Houston Nutt at home? The Big 12 is SO tough, that the best team in the history of the universe, OU, lost a game. The Big 12 all conference 2nd team meets in Hawaii every year to play in the Pro Bowl.
You UF fans will find out on Jan. 8th the awesomeness of OU. Believe me, I'm not insulting your team, you guys are good...it's just that we're that much better. No offense.
Speed - There is no way that your pathetic Gators can match Big 12 speed. The Big 12 is so fast and so much awesomer at speed than the SEC, there is just no comparison. And OU is the fastest of all the supersonic Big 12 teams. That's why they call us Sooners...because we're so fast, we'll always get there Sooner than you. You have NO chance to catch us.
Power - The Big 12 and OU have so much power, it will take all 11 of your defenders to tackle our smallest player....AFTER he reaches the endzone. Yeah, that's right, we lift weights. You're doomed, I tell you. We're going to put all your players in the hospital without even trying.
NFL Talent - Bradford will be better than Tom Brady and Peyton Manning combined. When he gets to the NFL, he could throw to his grandmother and without an offensive line, and still average 5000 yards and 60 TDs per season. You've never seen anything like him. All our second teamers would start for the Giants or the Patriots. Heck, the NFL is a farm team for the Big 12.
Recruiting - Imagine a college team loaded with all 5-star superstars in high school, and you'll have OU's redshirt team. We have guys that were considered gods in their home states in high school that can't even break our 2nd team. Not only that, but UF doesn't even have players capable of starting for Baylor, the worst Big 12 team.
Divine Blessing - Ha, Tebow does missionary work. Hey, someone has to be the janitor. While Tebow wastes his time doing missionary work, Sam Bradford has literally saved the world 5 times.
Big 12 vs. SEC - Please, there is no comparison. If UF was so great, why did they lose to Houston Nutt at home? The Big 12 is SO tough, that the best team in the history of the universe, OU, lost a game. The Big 12 all conference 2nd team meets in Hawaii every year to play in the Pro Bowl.
You UF fans will find out on Jan. 8th the awesomeness of OU. Believe me, I'm not insulting your team, you guys are good...it's just that we're that much better. No offense.