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[Scott D]

Percy Harvin is questionable with whiplash after being so fast he nearly snapped his own neck.

Tim Tebow has requested the game be postponed to April 13th, so he has enough time to be nailed to a cross and resurrect himself on Easter Sunday.

[oumartin]

thats pretty funny but Tebow apparently can't heal his own knee.

[Scott D]

the sunlight has to be at the right angle for him to heal his own knee. Kind of like the whole dead Aslan on the stone table thing in The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. ;)

[oumartin]

Oh, I see. Well hopefully the sun won't be at the right angle before January 10th. Cuz he tweaked it pretty bad from my sources.

[Scott D]

oh, that's the one from when he went to heal the lepers in Talahassee?

[Widescreen]

Shouldn't Harvin be able to accelerate so fast that he goes back in time before he injured himself? So I really think this is a non-issue.

[gatorsownu2]

NEW OU NEWS YOUR TEAM IS FAVORED TO LOSE THIS GAME!Just thought you might like to know.:D

[delhalew]

NEW OU NEWS YOUR TEAM IS FAVORED TO LOSE THIS GAME!Just thought you might like to know.:D

Wouldn't have any other way. Picture rubbing my hands together. Maybe wearing an eyepatch or with a cat in my lap. EEXCCELLEENNTTT.

[OKC-SLC]

NEW OU NEWS YOUR TEAM IS FAVORED TO LOSE THIS GAME!Just thought you might like to know.:D

Damn.

We should probably forfeit the game.

OU NEVER wins NC games in Miami when we're underdogs.

[TXBOOMER]

I am just hopefull Tim has a good birthday this Thursday.

[BoomerSooner, esq.]

NEW OU NEWS YOUR TEAM IS FAVORED TO LOSE THIS GAME!Just thought you might like to know.:D


How big of a favorite was Florida at home against Mississippi? In that case, I dont think being an underdog against Florida means all that much.

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

NEW OU NEWS I'M FAVORED TO SMOKE POLE IN MY SKORTS!Just thought you might like to know.:D

Fixed

[soonerboy_odanorth]

NEW OU NEWS YOUR TEAM IS FAVORED TO LOSE THIS GAME!Just thought you might like to know.:D


DANGIT! Sounds like they've been lifting weights and having players only meetings that are intense with lots of yelling and stuff. I don't really think we want any part of 'em now. I'm not even going to bother watching us stumble through another bowl butt-whuppin' again.

I hear Aruba is nice that time of year and hopefully well out tv broadcast range so I won't have to hear anything about it.

[SoonerTank]

NEW OU NEWS YOUR TEAM IS FAVORED TO LOSE THIS GAME!Just thought you might like to know.:D

I wonder who on their schedule we resemble.

[TXBOOMER]

Fixed

gatorsownu2 be a polesmoker stay clear of him in the bathroom :texan:

[PDXsooner]

I just watched the 1955 OU-Nebraska game, and I slowed down the video and saw Percy Harvin streaking down the sideline. Apparently he was working out in Gainesville and got caught in some type of time-warp. Odd.

[Scott D]

Shouldn't Harvin be able to accelerate so fast that he goes back in time before he injured himself? So I really think this is a non-issue.

I think he has to pray at the altar of St. Urban of the Church of Tebow before he can be allowed to go back in time.

[PalmBeachSooner]

Percy Harvin is questionable with whiplash after being so fast he nearly snapped his own neck.

Tim Tebow has requested the game be postponed to April 13th, so he has enough time to be nailed to a cross and resurrect himself on Easter Sunday.

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

[cheezyq]

ESPN:

Tim Tebow just finished his getting a perfect score on his mid-terms, and as he was headed to the practice field, he ran into a burning building and used his super-breath to calm the flames and save 3 infants from certain death. But, as he was carrying an elderly woman from the building, the wreckage began to collapse. Tebow then gently set the elderly woman down, and used his Sampson strength and trademark SEC toughness to protect her from the falling debris. As the flames began to re-energize and as the wreckage became even less stable, Tebow used his excellent vision to spot a kitten trapped on the other side of the building. He then used his speed, something only an SEC defender could possibly fathom, to race into the crashing mass of rubble and bring the kitten out unscathed.

After receiving a medal for bravery and honor, courtesy of a grateful firefighting force, Tebow was recorded as saying, "Who needs a Heisman?"

[TXBOOMER]

I just watched the 1955 OU-Nebraska game, and I slowed down the video and saw Percy Harvin streaking down the sideline. Apparently he was working out in Gainesville and got caught in some type of time-warp. Odd.

I saw that he was actually running away from gatorsownu2. :texan:

[TXBOOMER]

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

This coming from a man with a fart avatar. Dang we must be over the top.

[cheezyq]

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

I completely disagree. These Gator fans have provided more good material than we've seen around here since the legendary Kasey Studdard thread. The only thing I think we should do is merge it all into a single thread and just let it grow.

[PDXsooner]

I think it's very funny. What's not funny about it?

[SoonerTank]

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

Mr. Tebow?;)

[gatorsownu2]

Hey just thought ya'll might like to know we were favored since it doesn't seem like we got a chance on this forum. I don't know who in their right mind would favor such a lousy team as the Gators over the Stats and HISTORY of ou.:confused:

[ATX Sooner]

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

i find humor in this thread.

[cheezyq]

Hey just thought ya'll might like to know we were favored since it doesn't seem like we got a chance on this forum. I don't know who in their right mind would favor such a lousy team as the Gators over the Stats and HISTORY of ou.:confused:

Read the posts of your fellow guests, and you'll understand. Unless you're sarcasmically challenged, in which case you should probably just leave.

[Curly Bill]

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

Sure, you go ahead and stop. The rest of us will do what we want to as well.

[gatorsownu2]

Read the posts of your fellow guests, and you'll understand. Unless you're sarcasmically challenged, in which case you should probably just leave.

Oh, I'm lovin this board! No kidding! Believe it or not I like OU when they are not playing the Gators. I do see plenty of sarcasm and will give it out as well as the ou fans.

[olevetonahill]

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

I agree

[Curly Bill]

Oh, I'm lovin this board! No kidding! Believe it or not I like OU when they are not playing the Gators. I do see plenty of sarcasim and will give it out as well as the ou fans.

Is that sarcasm's ugly cousin?

[OKC-SLC]

I agree

SARCASMICALLY challenged, olevet. No ORGASMICALLY challenged.

Carry on; vet's fine.







;)

[Scott D]

Can we stop with this crap! It's really getting old and definitely not funny.

When I go to the Church of St. Urban tonight, I will say a prayer to the Tebow on the cross for you.

[josh09]

I am just hopefull Tim has a good birthday this Thursday.

hahaha i just got this. Niiiiiiiiice :D

[soonerduke]

BREAKING STORY
gators are fast and athletic.

[gatorsownu2]

BREAKING STORY
OU has HISTORY and OFFENSIVE stats

There I fixed it for you:D

[Scott D]

I am just hopefull Tim has a good birthday this Thursday.

Percy Harvin's so fast he was all three wise men at Tim's birth.

[soonerfan28]

With Harvin being injured has he slowed to a 4.3

[soonerduke]

gatorsownu2,

if you're a chick, over 18, and look like your avatar or signature pics you can own me 2.

[gatorsownu2]

With Harvin being injured has he slowed to a 4.3

You got a LINK?:D

[soonerfan28]

Do you not understand sarcasm? The ankle injury that he had before the SEC championship, but I guess Tebow has healed that with his powers. Oops, sarcasm again.

[gatorsownu2]

Do you not understand sarcasm? The ankle injury that he had before the SEC championship, but I guess Tebow has healed that with his powers. Oops, sarcasm again.
Do you understand a sarcasmic smile:D ?

[stoopified]

OU HAS 5-1 RECORD VS. BCS TOP 25,CLEARLY INFERIOR TO FU'S 2-1 RECORD.

[soonerduke]

BULLETIN

they play in the SEC.

[cheezyq]

With Harvin being injured has he slowed to a 4.3

Harvin ran a 4.2 40...on crutches.