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PDXsooner
12/19/2008, 06:23 PM
But he simply turned around and outran the tasers! If I hear one more GD comment about SEC speed I will vomit all over my new Christmas sweater!!!

Do all the schoolkids in the south run sprints at recess growing up? Jesus, it is ridiculous. This myth is getting out of control.
picasso
12/19/2008, 06:25 PM
I used to be fast and I'm not from them souths.
Frozen Sooner
12/19/2008, 06:27 PM
Actually, they got the drop on him and got the leads attached, but he outran the electricity.
picasso
12/19/2008, 06:30 PM
they have to take into account how much higher the relative humidity is in the south. that's got to make one faster Jerry.
oumartin
12/19/2008, 06:39 PM
everything is better in Florida don't cha know.. however isn't he from like West Virginia?
SoonerLB
12/19/2008, 06:40 PM
They play in the SEC, so they really have no idea of what true team speed is. Just sayin'.....
PDXsooner
12/19/2008, 07:02 PM
Hey, I just looked out my window and saw a Florida player run by!!!
adoniijahsooner
12/19/2008, 07:16 PM
Was he naked, because he burned his clothes off?
gatorsownu2
12/19/2008, 10:07 PM
But he simply turned around and outran the tasers! If I hear one more GD comment about SEC speed I will vomit all over my new Christmas sweater!!!

Do all the schoolkids in the south run sprints at recess growing up? Jesus, it is ridiculous. This myth is getting out of control.

Did ya'll know the Gators are the fastest team in America? Well you're going to find out.:pop: :pop: :pop: :pop:
okiewaker
12/19/2008, 10:10 PM
everything is better in Florida don't cha know.. however isn't he from like West Virginia?

Actually he from da womb and did a 4.25 outta dat. :D
Scathefire
12/19/2008, 10:43 PM
I remeber the Ohio State boards saying the exact same thing. You guys have no idea what you are saying.

Oh and by the way, bradford is such a NANCY BOY

John Parker Wilson, a.ka. Sarah Jessica Parker, is tougher than him.

We are going to break him like a twig.;)
soonerboomer93
12/19/2008, 11:02 PM
Hey, I just looked out my window and saw a Florida player run by!!!

he was actually walking

you can't see them when the run
PDXsooner
12/19/2008, 11:10 PM
Was he naked, because he burned his clothes off?

Ha ha ha
PDXsooner
12/19/2008, 11:12 PM
I remeber the Ohio State boards saying the exact same thing. You guys have no idea what you are saying.

Oh and by the way, bradford is such a NANCY BOY

John Parker Wilson, a.ka. Sarah Jessica Parker, is tougher than him.

We are going to break him like a twig.;)

Yeah, I remember hearing about how fast Florida State was in 2000 before OU SHUT THEM OUT.

Relevant? No. But the point is, we ain't Ohio State and you're not the Jamaican relay team. You will soon find out what it's like to play against a team with similar speed.
Crucifax Autumn
12/20/2008, 12:00 AM
No...these guys will still be talking about how much faster they are 6 months after OU whips their asses
badger
12/20/2008, 01:49 AM
Oh, I get it! DON'T TASE ME BRO!
DON'T TASE ME BRO!DON'T TASE ME BRO!DON'T TASE ME BRO!DON'T TASE ME BRO!DON'T TASE ME BRO!DON'T TASE ME BRO!DON'T TASE ME BRO!DON'T TASE ME BRO!

;)
Crucifax Autumn
12/20/2008, 02:00 AM
Don't tase my fro!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v153/ulijon/Sims.jpg
TheGodfather889
12/20/2008, 02:21 AM
Maybe all these SEC players developed their speed by running away from the cops before they started playing football? :D
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12/20/2008, 02:23 AM
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j200/zebthethird/eddiesims.jpg
Crucifax Autumn
12/20/2008, 04:23 AM
heh