You're A Mean One

[VeeJay]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel!
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Gri-inch!
You're a bad banana with a...
Greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole!
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Gri-inch.
I wouldn't touch you with a...
Thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile!
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile,
Mr. Gri-inch!
Given the choice between the two of you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk,
Mr. Gri-inch!
The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk"!

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots!
Your heart's a dead tomato
Splotched with moldy purple spots,
Mr. Gri-inch!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap, overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

[StoopTroup]

I saw him again today also.