Moon and Dweezil aren't such bad names for your kid after all

[Getem]

It could be worse (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081217/ap_on_fe_st/odd_hitler_cake)

[Okla-homey]

Some people should have to apply for a license to have kids.


Cake request for 3-year-old Hitler namesake denied

AP -EASTON, Pa. - The father of 3-year-old Adolf Hitler Campbell, denied a birthday cake with the child's full name on it by one New Jersey supermarket, is asking for a little tolerance.

Heath Campbell and his wife, Deborah, are upset not only with the decision made by the Greenwich ShopRite, but with an outpouring of angry Internet postings in response to a local newspaper article over the weekend on their flare-up over frosting.

"I think people need to take their heads out of the cloud they've been in and start focusing on the future and not on the past," Heath Campbell said Tuesday in an interview conducted in Easton, on the other side of the Delaware River from where the family lives in Hunterdon County, N.J.

"There's a new president and he says it's time for a change; well, then it's time for a change," the 35-year-old continued. "They need to accept a name. A name's a name. The kid isn't going to grow up and do what (Hitler) did."

Deborah Campbell, 25, said she phoned in her order last week to the ShopRite. When she told the bakery department she wanted her son's name spelled out, she was told to talk to a supervisor, who denied the request.

A store manager at ShopRite referred questions to a corporate spokeswoman who did not immediately return a phone message Tuesday. But spokeswoman Karen Meleta told The Easton Express-Times for Sunday's editions that the store considered Campbell's request inappropriate.

The Campbells ultimately got their cake decorated at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania, Deborah Campbell said. About 12 people attended the birthday party on Sunday, including several children who were of mixed race, according to Heath Campbell. [no word if the kiddies played "Pin the Tail on the Dirty Jew"]

"If we're so racist, then why would I have them come into my home?" he asked.

The Campbells' other two children also have unusual names: JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell turns 2 in a few months and Honszlynn Himmler Jeannie Campbell will be 1 in April.:eek:

Heath Campbell said he named his son after Adolf Hitler because he liked the name and because "no one else in the world would have that name." He sounded surprised by all the controversy the dispute had generated.

Campbell said his ancestors are German and that he has lived his entire life in Hunterdon County. [sure pal, lots of Wehrmacht and Waffen SS panzer-grenadiers surnamed Campbell, got it. Or is it Von Campbell? :rolleyes: ]

On Tuesday he wore a pair of black boots he said were worn by a German soldier during World War II. [I just hope the guy who sold these gen-u-wine sturmtrooper boots to this dork got enough for such a valuable item. :rolleyes: ]

He said he was raised not to avoid people of other races but not to mix with them socially or romantically. But he said he would try to raise his children differently.

"Say he grows up and hangs out with black people. That's fine, I don't really care," he said. "That's his choice."

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That ranks right up there with "Les" or "Mack."

Or "Lid."

[MR2-Sooner86]

Thank God Walmart saved the day and made the cake in the end! I also hear they had a sale on white sheets ;)

[Flagstaffsooner]

I thought this was going to be a thread about "Colt".

[Viking Kitten]

Well son of a bitch. I am having a rough day. I'll delete my duplicate thread. :mad:

[olevetonahill]

Well son of a bitch. I am having a rough day. I'll delete my duplicate thread. :mad:

Uh That would be Triplicate thread . there's another here .
See the " Moon and dweefus Name " thread :P

[Viking Kitten]

*sighs*

[Viking Kitten]

How 'bout this... has anyone used the line "the boys father said he didn't understand what all der fuhrer was about" yet? Get it??? "Der Fuhrer?" HA HA HA HA!

Man, I crack myself up sometimes.

[Getem]

How 'bout this... has anyone used the line "the boys father said he didn't understand what all der fuhrer was about" yet? Get it??? "Der Fuhrer?" HA HA HA HA!

Man, I crack myself up sometimes.

Don't give him any ideas, he could have another kid.

[LoyalFan]

Dot does it! No more Mister Nice Guy!

A. Hitler
Hangin' mit Himmler Und Goering in Brazil

[TheHumanAlphabet]

The father and mother should lose the kids for naming them like that. He is just provoking. I hope they learn to fight real good, they'll need it.

Case in point, one of Mrs. THA cousin named her kid Nash. Her nephew (10 y.o.) said "why did they do that? they'll just call him trash in school..."

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://epguides.com/NashBridges/cast.jpg

[C&CDean]

Meh. It's about as offensive to me as somebody naming their poor child LaShaneika or Kocaine. People are stupid.

[Jacie]

Meh. It's about as offensive to me as somebody naming their poor child LaShaneika or Kocaine. People are stupid.

From the book "Freakonomics" comes an anecdote, supposedly true, about a caller to a radio talkshow. The woman was upset because of the name bestowed upon her neice by the girl's parents, who called her Shuteed. Thing is, they spelled it S - H - I - T - H - E - A - D.

[proud gonzo]

it's actually "Moon Unit", not just Moon.

[Frozen Sooner]

Shh. Don't tell 'em what the other kid is named. Some might be even more skeeved out by it.

[KingBarry]

These people seem to both be huge admirers of Hitler, and to be offended that people think they are racists.

Are you kidding me?

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Lemonjello and Orangejello, pronouced 'luh-MON-juh-low' and 'or-AHN-juh-low'.

I wanna say those kids were from Tulsa.