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Flagstaffsooner
12/16/2008, 03:29 PM
Terry being his usual assine self.
http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?rn=207187&cl=11016505&ch=244008&src=sports

texas bandman
12/16/2008, 03:46 PM
Are you surprised? Terry Bowden is an *** and has been consistently anti-Sooner. I think the team that really got hosed was Texas Rech. They beat Texas head-to-head, but never get any repect - talk about the Rodney Dangerfield of the football world this year.

kevpks
12/16/2008, 03:47 PM
Wait...Texas beat us head to head on a neutral field! This changes everything. Actually, nevermind. Terry is a tool. The other guy is a genius however.

instigator
12/16/2008, 03:50 PM
All I heard was, "but, but, but, but...."

NawlensGator
12/16/2008, 03:52 PM
Actually I suspect Bobby Boutdone did (use one of those).

badger
12/16/2008, 03:58 PM
Terry's trying to find a job because as we all know, he doesn't have one :D

As such, gotta keep your name out there as much as possible and there is no quicker way to get your name out there (or at least on here) than to bash our dear, dear Sooners.

Oh, poor Sooners. Woe are you for having mean, nasty Terry Bowden bash you! Oh whatever will you do when a Bowden does not bow to your greatness and tries to deny you the championship that is rightfully yours?

Correct answer:
http://www.genmar.net/sooners/images/logos/ou_si.jpg

boomersooner28
12/16/2008, 03:59 PM
Those yahoo videos can suck my ballz. Everytime I try to load one, they let me watch the stupid commercial then it shuts down and refuses to play what I am wanting to see. :mad:

SoonerLB
12/16/2008, 04:14 PM
He's just upset because he's never been asked to the big dance.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/barn9/Terrydancer.jpg

The Maestro
12/16/2008, 04:45 PM
It's my fault. I think Terry is still mad from the 2001 title game when he was working for ABC. Out in front of South Beach the night before the game he was doing a live shot. When they went to a commercial I yelled out in dead silence, "Hey, Terry...bet you'd like to get that secretary from Auburn on THAT desk!"

A quiet fell over the crowd and Terry turned around looking to see who said it.

I went to The Clevelander and got drunk.

Flagstaffsooner
12/17/2008, 03:16 AM
At least they didnt show a horse pig with the gator pig.

BigRedJed
12/17/2008, 03:22 AM
Congrats on that Yahoo Sports job, Terry. I'm sure your dad's proud.

Crucifax Autumn
12/17/2008, 03:27 AM
He probably is proud, it's the job he has the best chance of ever succeeding in.

And as for Daddy Bowden, I think it shoulda been obvious to start with that he should have been castrated at about 12.

SoonerInFla
12/17/2008, 05:49 AM
It's my fault. I think Terry is still mad from the 2001 title game when he was working for ABC. Out in front of South Beach the night before the game he was doing a live shot. When they went to a commercial I yelled out in dead silence, "Hey, Terry...bet you'd like to get that secretary from Auburn on THAT desk!"

A quiet fell over the crowd and Terry turned around looking to see who said it.

I went to The Clevelander and got drunk.

Why did you wait for the commercial?

Crucifax Autumn
12/17/2008, 06:03 AM
Yeah...On air woulda been a moment in time...a legend...something that makes those "most shocking video" shows.

The Maestro
12/17/2008, 10:04 AM
Why did you wait for the commercial?

It was really loud. Not sure my yelling would have been heard by folks 5 feet away...he was about 25-30 feet away and it was quiet when I said it.

badger
12/17/2008, 10:19 AM
He probably is proud, it's the job he has the best chance of ever succeeding in.

And as for Daddy Bowden, I think it shoulda been obvious to start with that he should have been castrated at about 12.

I would like to offer a revision to the old saying "Those who can't do, teach..."

"Those who can't play coach, those who can't coach commentate."

:P

O-town Gator
12/17/2008, 10:24 AM
Congrats on that Yahoo Sports job, Terry. I'm sure your dad's proud.

I'm sure that after Booby heard Terry's comments, he took a dump in his Depends.

BoulderSooner79
12/17/2008, 11:00 AM
I love these "horns go the shaft" interviews - they are going to keep the horn fans in that emotional tail spin forever!

oupride
12/17/2008, 11:45 AM
Thanks for the post - I consider it a challenge from Bowden. It's time. Time for 1 more win. 1 more championship! That will shut him up ( for a while)

SoonerStormchaser
12/17/2008, 12:51 PM
OK...so wtf happened during Bowden's tenure at Allbarn?

Scott D
12/17/2008, 01:13 PM
he was getting all Jim Bakker on Jessica Hahn.

Widescreen
12/17/2008, 01:26 PM
Bowden said that OU and Texas have identical records. Uh, no.