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SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 02:59 PM
Well, it didn't take long for you guys to pick up on my registering!

Anyways, I thought that in honor of the day reserved for jokes, I'd comeback and talk about a big joke that I pulled. The whole Soonerwill saga.

Yes, it's true, my name is Paul and I now live in Norman. No, I'm not a black guy, I'm a white guy. But, I am a Sooner fan and I do have a carpet cleaning business. A lot of things I said in the past were true, and a lot weren't, but I never meant to hurt nobody. I used to be pb1, yes. It started out as a joke, then became fun, then got out of control. I just rode the wave until I was found out. I'll have to say, you guys are good. Even though I thought it'd take a lot shorter time for you to figure it out.

The whole spelling thing was a joke, too. I really can spell. It was kind of hard to keep inserting the wrong spelling each time. Kept me on my toes!

I just wanted to come back and come clean. Sorry to anyone I've offended and anyone who I made really mad. Including cops!!!

It's all a message board and all in fun.

Later,
Will

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:01 PM
Yeah, like we believe you!

DCSooner
4/1/2004, 03:01 PM
The "new" SoonerWill=EP

XingTheRubicon
4/1/2004, 03:01 PM
Hmmmm

Enrico Pallazzo
4/1/2004, 03:02 PM
You couldn't spell when you were pb1 either, dolt.

Bourbon St Sooner
4/1/2004, 03:03 PM
I'd believe him more if he said he were an artic gypsy, posting from a computer he made himself out of ice and penguin body parts.

OU4LIFE
4/1/2004, 03:04 PM
wow, this is sureal.

crawfish
4/1/2004, 03:05 PM
wow, this is sureal.
Oooh! A clue!

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 03:08 PM
Look, I'm just trying to come clean. I've thought about it for months, and thought this'd be a funny day to do it. Guess I was wrong. My conscience is clear, though.

Again, sorry about the whole deal, it got out of hand, and I know I offended a lot. Sorry.

XingTheRubicon
4/1/2004, 03:09 PM
hmmmmm

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 03:10 PM
If your really SW then you would know what SW used to PM me all the time about.....so what is it?

DCSooner
4/1/2004, 03:12 PM
Busted in 3..2..1..

Gandalf_The_Grey
4/1/2004, 03:14 PM
He used to PM you about Pron!!!

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:16 PM
Porn.

DCSooner
4/1/2004, 03:16 PM
I just wanted to come back and come clean. Sorry to anyone I've offended and anyone who I made really mad. Including cops!!!




Stupid coppers. Cops. Cops. Cops. Cops.

Fuzz. Pigs. Coppers. 5-0. Copparoos. Po-pos. Black and Whites.

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:17 PM
http://www.ceddybear.com/images/bio_pho2.gif

Who loves you, baby?

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 03:18 PM
no it's not porn........

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 03:21 PM
bbq sauce, OK?

Look you all. I don't want to get back into this. I knew it would get ugly. Everyone deserved to know the truth, and deserved an apology. I just came to give one. I'm not going to be hanging around, because that just wouldn't be cool. But, I did want a bit of closure.

take it easy

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:22 PM
Dork.

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:23 PM
KC, Was it BBQ sauce?

http://www.ceddybear.com/images/bio_pho2.gif

SoonerWˇll
4/1/2004, 03:24 PM
Well, it didn't take long for you guys to pick up on my registering!

Anyways, I thought that in honor of the day reserved for jokes, I'd comeback and talk about a big joke that I pulled. The whole Soonerwill saga.

Yes, it's true, my name is Paul and I now live in Norman. No, I'm not a black guy, I'm a white guy. But, I am a Sooner fan and I do have a carpet cleaning business. A lot of things I said in the past were true, and a lot weren't, but I never meant to hurt nobody. I used to be pb1, yes. It started out as a joke, then became fun, then got out of control. I just rode the wave until I was found out. I'll have to say, you guys are good. Even though I thought it'd take a lot shorter time for you to figure it out.

The whole spelling thing was a joke, too. I really can spell. It was kind of hard to keep inserting the wrong spelling each time. Kept me on my toes!

I just wanted to come back and come clean. Sorry to anyone I've offended and anyone who I made really mad. Including cops!!!

It's all a message board and all in fun.

Later,
Will

LIAR!


I'M THE REAL SOONERWILL! It was not a joke, I am not a joke. I am real, flesh and blood. I have not been posting because my partner & I got a really big job working out of state & we just finished it.

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:25 PM
I wasn't borned yesterdayd.

KaiserSooner
4/1/2004, 03:25 PM
KC, is it bbq sauce?

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 03:25 PM
Holy Chit!!! it's gotta be Will! We used to swap bbq sauce recipes......this is creepy....

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:26 PM
Whoa.

DCSooner
4/1/2004, 03:26 PM
Ya, took you long enough to answer. Had to read the PM from the person saying he is SoonerWill!

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:28 PM
Apology accepted. Have a nice day.

SoonerWˇll
4/1/2004, 03:28 PM
Ya, took you long enough to answer. Had to read the PM from the person saying he is SoonerWill!


I didn't pm you...

Czar Soonerov
4/1/2004, 03:29 PM
You don't want to know what Will & I used to pm about, well maybe you do. ;)

Jason White's Third Knee
4/1/2004, 03:29 PM
I'm still calling bogus. KC is probably SoonerWill.

DCSooner
4/1/2004, 03:30 PM
Holy Chit!!! it's gotta be Will! We used to swap bbq sauce recipes......this is creepy....

I was responding to this. You smell.


I didn't pm you...

Gandalf_The_Grey
4/1/2004, 03:30 PM
haha as Sherlock Holmes would say, "Elementary Mr. Watson." This is obviously a veil attempted to cloud our minds. One could very easily say wow!!! However one could say how would Will know about the BBQ unless he was in fact Will.....unless KC is in on this as well. This is a vast conspiracy!!! And I would be willing to bet Bri is at the bottom of it or at the very least on top of it.

Jason White's Third Knee
4/1/2004, 03:32 PM
haha as Sherlock Holmes would say, "Elementary Mr. Watson." This is obviously a veil attempted to cloud our minds. One could very easily say wow!!! However one could say how would Will know about the BBQ unless he was in fact Will.....unless KC is in on this as well. This is a vast conspiracy!!! And I would be willing to bet Bri is at the bottom of it or at the very least on top of it.
So SoonerWill is a tree?

Gandalf_The_Grey
4/1/2004, 03:33 PM
Probably Norman, we know he isn't using his Screenname right now ;)

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 03:34 PM
haha. This is funny. How'd someone else make up a SoonerWill while I had one? Weird.

Anyway, I am getting what I derserve. I'm not mad.

Cam
4/1/2004, 03:34 PM
I'd be willing to bet that there are more people here who don't give a damn than do.

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:35 PM
Okay SoonerWill, what did you do to a woman's yard with your van?

Ike
4/1/2004, 03:35 PM
actually....if you look closely, the 2 SoonerWills have different usernames....

Enrico Pallazzo
4/1/2004, 03:36 PM
I am getting what I derserve. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

SoonerWˇll
4/1/2004, 03:36 PM
haha. This is funny. How'd someone else make up a SoonerWill while I had one? Weird.

Anyway, I am getting what I derserve. I'm not mad.

I'm not made up, you are, and cops suck btw.

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:36 PM
Probably Norman, we know he isn't using his Screenname right now ;)
Huh?

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:38 PM
Where did you work before you started attention to detal?

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 03:39 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

ha. what can I say? Old habits die hard.

KaiserSooner
4/1/2004, 03:41 PM
Where did you work before you started attention to detal?
Speaking of details.... ;)

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:42 PM
Speaking of details.... ;)
Keep up - she meant to do that.

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:42 PM
Speaking of details.... ;)
That is how he spelled it Smarty McSmarty Pants.

SoonerWˇll
4/1/2004, 03:42 PM
I rented cars, come on everybody knew that.

OUthunder
4/1/2004, 03:43 PM
I'm still calling bogus. KC is probably SoonerWill.

I concur.

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 03:44 PM
Is it safe to come out? I'm still a little creeped.....

KaiserSooner
4/1/2004, 03:44 PM
That is how he spelled it Smarty McSmarty Pants.
I may have been around these parts back then, but I obviously didn't pay much attention to all the soap opera-y drama.

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:45 PM
I rented cars, come on everybody knew that.
Wrongo,

SWII is disqualified.

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 03:46 PM
yep, thong avatar will is an imposter or should I say poser?

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:49 PM
Ok will, where did I see you (back when you were pb1) but I wasn't sure it was you so I didn't say hi? I mentioned it on the board. And what is your favorite thing to buy there?

SoonerWˇll
4/1/2004, 03:50 PM
tell me then, what did I doo?

jk the sooner fan
4/1/2004, 03:51 PM
ok....what percentage of cops are bad?

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:51 PM
Well, little I is out.

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:53 PM
tell me then, what did I doo?
Waiting for SWI to answer, but you were WRONG!

DCSooner
4/1/2004, 03:53 PM
tell me then, what did I doo?

Thong=Al Gore

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 03:54 PM
OK, I don't have to answer questions all day. I tried to make an apology, and if you want to accept it or not, fine. I really wish you would, but all I can do is try. Peace to all of you.



And, Saucy, I told everyone I worked at Rent-A-Center, but really, I was a laborer with a construction company.

Norm, I saw you that time at Johnnies and hoped you didn't know what was going on. I luv those Ceaser burgers. I can't wait until that one gets built here in Norman.

Later to everyone. Sorry, again.

saucysoonergal
4/1/2004, 03:56 PM
Sniffle, he lives....

SoonerWi||
4/1/2004, 03:57 PM
You should be sorry, because I am the real SoonerWill.

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 03:58 PM
Holy crap. I'm speechless. He said he lived near there and loved the ceasar burger.

You'd better be apologizing to BSG. That wasn't funny.

OUthunder
4/1/2004, 03:58 PM
Dumbest thread of all time ...but funny to say the least.

Enrico Pallazzo
4/1/2004, 04:01 PM
Or to Beano for calling him a racist.

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 04:03 PM
Or to Beano for calling him a racist.
I forgot about that. You are double right.

SoonerWi||
4/1/2004, 04:08 PM
Sorry

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 04:09 PM
I did a lot of stupid things. I admit it. I'm trying to make it right. Sometimes, people just do things. Later, they're sorry about it.

SoonerWi||
4/1/2004, 04:10 PM
I am stupid

Gambino Sooner
4/1/2004, 04:12 PM
This thing stinks like a CU recruiting trip.

SoonerWˇll
4/1/2004, 04:14 PM
You should be sorry, because I am the real SoonerWill.

nice L's, what do they stand for? |oser?

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 04:14 PM
Well, it's easy to see which name is real and which one isn't. But, again, I DO deserve all the abuse I get for what I did.

I like the new board, btw. That thing where you can preview the threads by putting the pointer on them is cool.

SoonerWi||
4/1/2004, 04:20 PM
nice L's, what do they stand for? |oser?

Its a pipe symbol dumb ***. BTW nice upside down exclamation point what does it stand for? retard?

Boarder
4/1/2004, 04:29 PM
Wow, a Willfight. hehe

If you're serious, then apology accepted. If you're just messing with everyone...AGAIN...then there's something wrong with you.

Just to let you know, BSG was totally devastated. You should be ashamed.

And, did you ever get the DeWalt tools at Home Depot?

Bourbon St Sooner
4/1/2004, 04:29 PM
All right, we finally had all three of them posting in a row. Just thought I'd mention that.

SoonerWˇll
4/1/2004, 04:37 PM
Its a pipe symbol dumb ***. BTW nice upside down exclamation point what does it stand for? retard?

upside down exclamation point my ***, is an ˇ, even the real will would know that. Retard starts with an |.

jk the sooner fan
4/1/2004, 04:40 PM
ok....what percentage of cops are bad?


99.9.....

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 04:42 PM
That was just me being mad because I got a ticket for doing something I shouldn't have been. Sorry.

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 04:43 PM
Seriously, how did he know about Johnnies? Was the BBQ sauce thing for real?

jk the sooner fan
4/1/2004, 04:46 PM
That was just me being mad because I got a ticket for doing something I shouldn't have been. Sorry.


no biggie......i was already majorly suspicious of you anyway...you arent the first person to ever vent about cops.....i wont be the last to defend them.

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 04:47 PM
Seriously, how did he know about Johnnies? Was the BBQ sauce thing for real?

yes, it was for real. This guy/gal is either SW for real or someone who knows him very well. I don't ever remember posting anything about BBQ sauce recipes though....?

Enrico Palazo
4/1/2004, 04:48 PM
no biggie......i was already majorly suspicious of you anyway...you arent the first person to ever vent about cops.....i wont be the last to defend them. looks like will got a bite.

Rhino
4/1/2004, 04:48 PM
With a Johnnie's opening in Norman, you're going to run into him again, Norm.

Crusader
4/1/2004, 04:48 PM
This thread is definitely worth my membership fee to SO!

PrideTrombone
4/1/2004, 04:48 PM
This is kinda surreal. :)

jk the sooner fan
4/1/2004, 04:49 PM
looks like will got a bite.

perhaps you'll get a cookie for your astute powers of observation....

Norm In Norman
4/1/2004, 04:49 PM
yes, it was for real. This guy/gal is either SW for real or someone who knows him very well. I don't ever remember posting anything about BBQ sauce recipes though....?
I'm almost positive he told me about the ceaser burger in an email. if not, someone here has a damned good memory.

mrowl
4/1/2004, 04:50 PM
This is kinda surreal. :)

or stupid? :rolleyes:

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 04:51 PM
it's gotta be him....

SoonerWill
4/1/2004, 04:55 PM
OK, I try to post an apology and it turns into a "Is it him, is it not?" thing. I should have known this would happen. That's what goes on when you get a bunch of people together who are so mean! Maybe I shouldn't have come back after all. FINE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY.

MAN, SOME PEOPEL.

OUthunder
4/1/2004, 04:56 PM
BRILLIANT!

SoonerWi||
4/1/2004, 04:58 PM
OK, I try to post an apology and it turns into a "Is it him, is it not?" thing. I should have known this would happen. That's what goes on when you get a bunch of people together who are so mean! Maybe I shouldn't have come back after all. FINE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY.

MAN, SOME PEOPEL.

Tel me about it, you are trying to bee mee.

jk the sooner fan
4/1/2004, 05:01 PM
Will x 3 = still idoits...

SoonerEMT
4/1/2004, 05:02 PM
PB1 & 3 SoonerWills in one thread...

BEST THREAD EVAR!!!

Rhino
4/1/2004, 05:02 PM
BravoBeanoBravo.

SoonerWi||
4/1/2004, 05:03 PM
Will x 3 = still idoits...

quite Pig.

Stoop Dawg
4/1/2004, 05:05 PM
How do you give a thread negative stars?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/1/2004, 05:10 PM
yes, it was for real. This guy/gal is either SW for real or someone who knows him very well. I don't ever remember posting anything about BBQ sauce recipes though....?
No, but you gave me some BBQ at the BXII tailgate

Gambino Sooner
4/1/2004, 05:11 PM
I PM'd SoonerWill with a question only he would know...and he knew it.

Now, there is a .01% chance someone else might have known...but I seriously doubt it.

KaiserSooner
4/1/2004, 05:29 PM
Ok, so what happened with the Johnnies and bbq sauce thing? I missed all that stuff.

KC//CRIMSON
4/1/2004, 05:31 PM
No, but you gave me some BBQ at the BXII tailgate

Did Will clean your carpet ;)

WILDCAT NATION
4/1/2004, 05:33 PM
What I wanna know is if the guy's wife is really a nurse.

I would also add....HOLY $HIT.

WILDCAT NATION
4/1/2004, 05:34 PM
Oh, and what did he do to BSG?

Jason White's Third Knee
4/1/2004, 05:46 PM
OK, I try to post an apology and it turns into a "Is it him, is it not?" thing. I should have known this would happen. That's what goes on when you get a bunch of people together who are so mean! Maybe I shouldn't have come back after all. FINE! DON'T SAY I DIDN'T TRY.

MAN, SOME PEOPEL.
It's April fools day and I ain't buyin' it. No f'n way.

Jason White's Third Knee
4/1/2004, 05:49 PM
...and friggin CCD posted a ****load of stars to out star me. I'm pissed

roostercogburn
4/1/2004, 05:56 PM
I am not convinced.

Jason White's Third Knee
4/1/2004, 06:12 PM
Bigger and badder. haha.

BigRedJed
4/1/2004, 06:14 PM
I am not convinced.
Well, I am. I sent him an e-mail asking about a few things... for instance I hosted his Christy Canyon avatar 'cause he didn't know how to link a pic, and I had given him some web-related advice. I asked him about those things and he answered flawlessly. I thought it was a joke, considering the date and all, but it's not.

Welcome back, 01/Will/whateveryou'repostingasnow.

OUthunder
4/1/2004, 06:20 PM
If it IS the real soonerwill ...I have a friend in Florida who knows a bit of information about him.

We shall see ...

Gambino Sooner
4/1/2004, 06:22 PM
Like I said, I also sent him a PM and asked a question only he would know.

And, he knew it. It's the real SoonerWill.

Whether we like it, or not.

Getem
4/1/2004, 07:09 PM
I guess he must have just seen the Passion...

Rhino
4/1/2004, 07:40 PM
http://www.oklahomarock.com/SF/fyoucracker.jpg :eek:

GottaHavePride
4/1/2004, 09:55 PM
Man, the things you see when you hang around for a while. Thanks for the apology, Will. Have a Guinness.

ultimatesooner1
4/2/2004, 12:51 AM
holy sh!t, I miss all of the good stuff that happnes around here nowadays

PDXsooner
4/2/2004, 01:33 AM
if true, pretty weak. i say if you lied about yourself before, you'll do it again. makes you wonder how many others out there lie...

XingTheRubicon
4/2/2004, 10:06 AM
What did he lie about?

Tailwind
4/2/2004, 02:09 PM
Hey, it's snowing outside too!

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 02:14 PM
I was just stupid and believed he was real. :mad:

Now the whole thing just makes me :( .

jk the sooner fan
4/2/2004, 02:21 PM
alot of us believed he was real.....for awhile

by nature some of us are more suspicious than others and picked up on some of his "problems"...

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 02:24 PM
The only thing that kinda bothered me about him was that he never posted pics of his baby.

But I stil believed him.

Gambino Sooner
4/2/2004, 02:28 PM
BSG,
What went down between you and Will?

jk the sooner fan
4/2/2004, 02:28 PM
The only thing that kinda bothered me about him was that he never posted pics of his baby.

But I stil believed him.

the baby pics is one of the things that tipped me off....there were several others though....

Beano sealed the case shut with his home brew picture

Gambino Sooner
4/2/2004, 02:32 PM
the baby pics is one of the things that tipped me off....there were several others though....

Beano sealed the case shut with his home brew picture

This proably isn't worth pursuing, but I quit posting for about 4 months...during which time SW left.

I knew he and Beano has issues (and I know he pulled the "race card" out).

But, what was the final blow?

jk the sooner fan
4/2/2004, 02:39 PM
the final blow was the "i hate cops" thread....which i took him to task on...he said some things that inflamed a majority of the people on the board....

so then he posts that beano sent him a PM telling him to chill out and told him to stop being a "insert N word here"

so he calls Beano a racists....says he's going to send it to Phil

everybody called him on it, kept asking him what the status of it was...

about the same time a few of us learned who he was and started posting hints....although i was probably more direct about it

thats when he disappeared

Gambino Sooner
4/2/2004, 02:44 PM
This proably isn't worth pursuing, but I quit posting for about 4 months...during which time SW left.

I knew he and Beano has issues (and I know he pulled the "race card" out).

But, what was the final blow?

Hey Look I'm SW!


JK,
Sounds like it got ugly. I'm glad I missed that whole thing.

Cam
4/2/2004, 03:30 PM
What did he lie about?To sum it up in one word: Everything

Sooner_Bob
4/2/2004, 03:33 PM
Wow . . . I definitely didn't expect this today.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 05:43 PM
BSG,
What went down between you and Will?

We were just good 'board buddies'. I thought he was funny and light-hearted. All the porn and thong stuff got tiresome but when he'd post something about a TV show or talk about his family we generally were the two left on the thread.

I liked him. When all this finally came to light, I felt like someone had died or something.

Nowadays, if I've never met you or seen a pic of you - you aren't real.

That is the callus left on my tender heart by one 'SoonerWill'.

:mad: Bastard. :mad:

BigRedJed
4/2/2004, 06:07 PM
Thank goodness BSG has seen a picture of me.

...or has she?

Sooner_Bob
4/2/2004, 06:18 PM
We were just good 'board buddies'. I thought he was funny and light-hearted. All the porn and thong stuff got tiresome but when he'd post something about a TV show or talk about his family we generally were the two left on the thread.

I liked him. When all this finally came to light, I felt like someone had died or something.

Nowadays, if I've never met you or seen a pic of you - you aren't real.

That is the callus left on my tender heart by one 'SoonerWill'.

:mad: Bastard. :mad:



Note to self:

Always carry an extra family picture to give to BSG at a future tailgate.

BigRedJed
4/2/2004, 06:21 PM
And you know what? How do I know BSG exists? All I've ever seen of her is a picture of her hand. How do I know that hand doesn't belong to say... Norm? Or, considering the bling, Liberace?

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
4/2/2004, 07:19 PM
About a year ago I told JK that Will was trying too hard to be black. Of course I had nothing to base this on. I did think it was odd that he was raking in all this cash, but evidently he watched the Family Feud and The Young and the Restless all day. When he was trying to get his business set up in a Dallas, someone sent him some contacts to people who could help him out, but he never acted upon them.

jk the sooner fan
4/2/2004, 07:20 PM
i loved that letter he posted ....the one he was going to send to the businesses to introduce himself.....you know, the one with all the lies....lmao....

and i agree with SBSB....he was the whitest black man i've ever "met"

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 08:58 PM
A very close friend of our family is a jeweler. We designed my ring and he made it for cost as a wedding gift.

It would be easy to let you all believe I roll like that but I don't.

All this talk about Will has made me sickeningly honest.

:mad: Bastard. :mad:

jk the sooner fan
4/2/2004, 09:02 PM
this is what games will do on a board where people actually know each other and call each other friends

its dangerous....just my opinion

it makes you question whether who you think are friends are actually that...

Beano's Fourth Chin
4/2/2004, 09:02 PM
About a year ago I told JK that Will was trying too hard to be black. Of course I had nothing to base this on. I did think it was odd that he was raking in all this cash, but evidently he watched the Family Feud and The Young and the Restless all day. When he was trying to get his business set up in a Dallas, someone sent him some contacts to people who could help him out, but he never acted upon them.

You realize he never lived in Dallas don't you?

jk the sooner fan
4/2/2004, 09:05 PM
that was another one......when i mentioned i might be living in dallas after my retirement, he couldnt be anymore specific as to what part he lived in...

people in dallas will say "i live in dallas"...and then when asked where, they'll say "irving"....or wherever

he said the "west side"....what the hell is the west side in dallas?

BigRedJed
4/2/2004, 09:07 PM
A very close friend of our family is a jeweler. We designed my ring and he made it for cost as a wedding gift.

It would be easy to let you all believe I roll like that but I don't.

All this talk about Will has made me sickeningly honest.

:mad: Bastard. :mad:
That's cool. It's always good to pick up a $20,000 ring for only $15,000 or so.

;)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 09:10 PM
Agreed, JK.

And some of us are friends and that makes this place that much more fun.

I guess it all comes back to a 'seeing is believing' type-thing. To me, anyway.

jk the sooner fan
4/2/2004, 09:11 PM
i agree....there are many more of you i look forward to meeting....whether thats mutual or not remains to be seen! :)

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 09:11 PM
That's cool. It's always good to pick up a $20,000 ring for only $15,000 or so.

;)

You're funny. :D

Sooner_Bob
4/2/2004, 09:13 PM
A very close friend of our family is a jeweler. We designed my ring and he made it for cost as a wedding gift.

It would be easy to let you all believe I roll like that but I don't.

All this talk about Will has made me sickeningly honest.

:mad: Bastard. :mad:


You haven't seen anything yet . . . I post on another site and there's this one poster that continually "one-ups" everyone, no matter how "out there" it might be.

He always seems to know someone more famous, who has more connections, is filthy rich.

Crazy . . . true or not, it does get a little old after awhile.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 09:17 PM
I have my hair colored, too. It's blonde but it's a nasty ash blonde.

I should be NABSG.

Partial Qualifier
4/2/2004, 09:23 PM
it's a nasty ash blonde.

I have a nasty-ash case of indigestion up in here.

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 09:25 PM
Link?

Partial Qualifier
4/2/2004, 09:27 PM
You really dont want to see that link. And your hair isn't nasty-ash blonde! Or ash blonde for that matter. It looks blonde to me. C'mon!

BlondeSoonerGirl
4/2/2004, 09:34 PM
A lie spun by Redken Vanilla Creme #9, my friend.

I need a root job right this minute.

Gambino Sooner
4/2/2004, 09:42 PM
What is this hair you speak of?

Zbird
4/3/2004, 01:03 AM
What is this hair you speak of?
Sounds like a Rhino line to me! :D

Beano's Fourth Chin
7/23/2004, 09:02 PM
You haven't seen anything yet . . . I post on another site and there's this one poster that continually "one-ups" everyone, no matter how "out there" it might be.

He always seems to know someone more famous, who has more connections, is filthy rich.

Crazy . . . true or not, it does get a little old after awhile.

We have nobody here like that.

Boarder
7/23/2004, 09:47 PM
We have nobody here like that.
You meant that there's not one here like that, right?

Al Gore
7/23/2004, 11:15 PM
Damn.....I should have not been in Florida in April...I didn't know this went down!!!

jk the sooner fan
7/23/2004, 11:40 PM
sometimes things just have a way of working out on this site........its damn spooky

Hella Sideburns
7/24/2004, 03:59 AM
I have no idea about the story behind all of this, but it sounds interesting.

Al Gore
7/24/2004, 10:12 AM
Long story.....looks like the mystery is solved!!!

101sooner
7/24/2004, 11:36 AM
I had know idea. When I returned from my all-expense paid vacation to the middle-east, I read that he was gone, but wow.

I actually read this entire thread....and found it......

interesting?

Beano's Fourth Chin
7/24/2004, 11:37 AM
does anyone actually know the whole story of soonerwill?

care to enlighten us?

Bourbon St Sooner
7/24/2004, 12:18 PM
We have nobody here like that.

Not since he was shoe-whipped on Thursday anyways.

Boarder
7/24/2004, 12:38 PM
You know, someone really ought to call him an ddo an interview. I think it'd be cool. I may make a thread, "Questions for Will", and try to get a hold of him.

jk the sooner fan
7/24/2004, 05:10 PM
does anyone actually know the whole story of soonerwill?

care to enlighten us?

i think i could get about 80-90% of it......

Sooner_Bob
7/24/2004, 10:44 PM
Talk about a blast from the past . . .

OklahomaTrombone
7/24/2004, 10:46 PM
Not since he was shoe-whipped on Thursday anyways.
LAS got baned?

RacerX
11/15/2006, 05:32 PM
Fun Stuff.

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/15/2006, 05:45 PM
2005 was also a great year for an April Fools Joke.

TopDawg
11/15/2006, 05:55 PM
I can't believe I missed all this!

Actually I can. But it makes me sad.

I remember when things started to fall into place regarding Will's secret identity. That was hilarious.

Harry Beanbag
11/15/2006, 06:18 PM
Wow, I missed this too. I think I was on a cruise or something.

soonerboomer93
11/15/2006, 09:37 PM
The cop thread was not pretty

Sooner Born Sooner Bred
11/15/2006, 10:21 PM
I can't believe I missed all this!

Actually I can. But it makes me sad.

I remember when things started to fall into place regarding Will's secret identity. That was hilarious.I remember the first time I met 04, RacerX, Norm and AMSooner after you invited me to lunch.

I said "Guys I don't think SoonerWill is real."

That's when I found out he was about to be outed.

crawfish
11/15/2006, 10:23 PM
Oooh! A clue!

I wasn't very funny back then.

picasso
11/15/2006, 10:25 PM
that guy posted in every thread. real or not I sure hope he eventually got outside, breathed the air, looked into the sun and got kicked in the junk by a little kid.

sanantoniosooner
11/15/2006, 10:25 PM
I wasn't very funny back then.
Yeah, you've totally morphed into.........

well, some things never change.

sooneron
11/15/2006, 11:09 PM
So, Norm was Will?

RacerX
11/15/2006, 11:20 PM
No. BSG was Will.

sooneron
11/15/2006, 11:31 PM
At first, I thought Will was 04's horny alter-ego.

BeetDigger
11/15/2006, 11:56 PM
Yeah, you've totally morphed into.........

well, some things never change.


I was thinking someone would hit that hanging curveball.

RacerX
2/29/2008, 01:45 PM
what does TTT mean anyway?

sanantoniosooner
2/29/2008, 01:53 PM
what does TTT mean anyway?
it's internet lingo for "go **** yourself jk"

proud gonzo
2/29/2008, 02:03 PM
what does TTT mean anyway?I think it's similar to "bump."

Gandalf_The_Grey
2/29/2008, 02:41 PM
Look at the double standard here on Soonerfans.com, PG can call someone bump and get away with it...if Rus did that...he would be GONE!!

RacerX
2/29/2008, 02:42 PM
Wait, Rus is gone!

Hip, hip,

TopDawg
2/29/2008, 02:44 PM
I can't believe I missed all this!

Actually I can. But it makes me sad.

I remember when things started to fall into place regarding Will's secret identity. That was hilarious.

Yes it was.

Yes.

It.

Was.

12
2/29/2008, 02:53 PM
What a trip.

CK Sooner
10/3/2009, 06:48 PM
lol

I Am Right
10/4/2009, 10:08 AM
Spelling?

49r
10/4/2009, 10:43 AM
LAS got baned?

Some things never change... :)

Penguin
1/6/2011, 11:46 PM
How did I miss this thread?

SouthFortySooner
1/7/2011, 01:31 AM
I liked it better when he was an enigma wrapped in a paradigm. :(

RacerX
1/7/2011, 08:07 AM
How did I miss this thread?

Not sober much?

saucysoonergal
1/7/2011, 10:02 AM
I can't believe I used to know so much about Will. Weird.

SCOUT
1/7/2011, 10:02 AM
I can't believe it has been since 2004. Man, time flies by.

OUthunder
1/7/2011, 10:39 AM
Wow, a lot of the folks that posted in this thread are no longer here. Wonder what happened to some of them.

Sooner_Bob
1/7/2011, 12:08 PM
They all grew up and moved on to bigger and better things . . . or something.

Penguin
1/7/2011, 12:15 PM
Not sober much?



Hmm... Well, I don't remember much between 2003-2008. How did the Sooners do in that time?

yermom
1/7/2011, 12:18 PM
i kinda miss the Ericos