Leroy Lizard
12/14/2008, 01:27 AM
Dear Shameless Banquet Promoter:
Sam Bradford appreciates your invitation to your sucky celebration dinner this Thursday to present a speech on what it means to win a Heisman Trophy. However, Sam has contracted a rare disease that requires that he gets plenty of exercise and avoids woolen clothing.
We regretfully inform you that Sam will not be able to attend your sucky dinner, but is willing to send you an autographed picture of Sam, photoshopped to make it appear that he attended the event.
Sincerely,
Bob Stoops.
PS: Suck it.
Sam Bradford appreciates your invitation to your sucky celebration dinner this Thursday to present a speech on what it means to win a Heisman Trophy. However, Sam has contracted a rare disease that requires that he gets plenty of exercise and avoids woolen clothing.
We regretfully inform you that Sam will not be able to attend your sucky dinner, but is willing to send you an autographed picture of Sam, photoshopped to make it appear that he attended the event.
Sincerely,
Bob Stoops.
PS: Suck it.