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OU86
12/13/2008, 06:51 PM
From the Iowa State rivals site. Doesn't sound like the clones are too upset.


Dateline Campustown: Auburn can't count.

Auburn has its man and he is former Iowa State coach Gene Chizik. No, really. Chizik has agreed to a deal with Auburn that will release ISU from it's six-year obligation to pay him one million dollars per conference victory. Needless to say, ISU did not make a counter offer. The powers that be in the Cyclone athletic department will take the buyout money and begin searching for a new head coach, once they quit laughing and toasting Auburn for taking the most unprepared, overmatched and incompetent head coach of the modern era off their hands.
bluedogok
12/13/2008, 06:55 PM
Sounds ominously like the Indiana/Sampson hiring without the violations. I think IU did OU a huge favor when they hired Kelvin, it seemed like he was on his way out.

Although the last description "the most unprepared, overmatched and incompetent head coach of the modern era " is more of a description for John Blake.
IronSoonerMan
12/14/2008, 08:37 PM
Wow, 1 million per conference victory. WOW!
SoonerObsession
12/14/2008, 09:10 PM
Wow, 1 million per conference victory. WOW!

That's what I'm sayin! Dang! Bob Stoops would be giving Bill Gates a run for his money with that contract. ;)
StormySooner-IN
12/14/2008, 09:23 PM
WTFLMAO
GottaHavePride
12/14/2008, 09:26 PM
I think that's their hilarious way of saying "Dude wins one game a year." Heh.
boomersooner28
12/14/2008, 10:30 PM
No thats there way of saying "Hey, we have a football coach, AND we don't have to pay him!"
TheHumanAlphabet
12/15/2008, 10:06 AM
God, who knew the ISU Ad and President were geniuses! Incentivize the football team to lose games...

Now I would if the school would go broke if Chizik went 13-0???
sooneron
12/15/2008, 10:14 AM
I think IU did OU a huge favor when they hired Kelvin, it seemed like he was on his way out.



SEEMED?



KS was pretty much encouraged to start looking.
olevetonahill
12/15/2008, 10:25 AM
They should try to Hire Tuberville :D
BudSooner
12/15/2008, 10:29 AM
Now that is funny Vet, that is actually a pretty good question...have two schools ever done such a thing as basically swap coaches?
batonrougesooner
12/15/2008, 10:31 AM
They should try to Hire Tuberville :D

Honestly not a bad idea.
olevetonahill
12/15/2008, 10:31 AM
Now that is funny Vet, that is actually a pretty good question...have two schools ever done such a thing as basically swap coaches?

I was serious ;) But it would be funny as hell .
TheHumanAlphabet
12/15/2008, 11:20 AM
Don't think Iowa State could afford Tuberville...
bluedogok
12/15/2008, 12:51 PM
SEEMED?

KS was pretty much encouraged to start looking.

I was trying to be nice :D
ouwapiti
12/15/2008, 01:34 PM
just another example of a program that thinks they're upgrading their program by getting rid of a coach that did a pretty dang good job with less than top level talent......i'm speaking of dan maccartney.......see nebraska (solich) tamu(slocum) although they're talent wasnt 2nd tier
HappyClappyMackBrown
12/15/2008, 02:07 PM
just another example of a program that thinks they're upgrading their program by getting rid of a coach that did a pretty dang good job with less than top level talent......i'm speaking of dan maccartney.......see nebraska (solich) tamu(slocum) although they're talent wasnt 2nd tier

Solich knocked up two cheerleaders, and was a drunk. He wasn't fired because of performance.
ouwapiti
12/15/2008, 02:16 PM
happyclappy............are you kidding me?????.....i hadnt heard that, WOW
OUMallen
12/15/2008, 02:17 PM
Solich knocked up two cheerleaders, and was a drunk. He wasn't fired because of performance.

Really?? :confused:
SoonerTank
12/15/2008, 02:22 PM
Solich knocked up two cheerleaders, and was a drunk. He wasn't fired because of performance.

I guess he misunderstood when they mentioned "perks" of the job.
Soonersince57
12/15/2008, 02:25 PM
Solich knocked up two cheerleaders, and was a drunk. He wasn't fired because of performance.

I thought he knocked up a drunk and was a cheerleader. Man, i have to get my stories straight. :confused:
TheHumanAlphabet
12/15/2008, 02:37 PM
Solich knocked up two cheerleaders, and was a drunk. He wasn't fired because of performance.

You got something to back that up? I might see the drunk part as he had a DUI in Ohio, but seks??? You would have thought there would be a howl regarding that one...
TMcGee86
12/15/2008, 02:41 PM
Two?

Hell, I'd have given him a raise. That's impressive.
ouwapiti
12/15/2008, 02:46 PM
middle aged man knocking up TWO coeds...hmmmm.......coeds in nebr'***'ka must be easy ?????haha