The Girl in the Watson's Commercial

[Viking Kitten]

Annoys the living crap out of me.

Do you guys know who I'm talking about? She's kind of youngish and slutty looking. She's a little chunky and has on waaay too much eyeliner, and usually wears something strapless. Then she smiles all alluring-like at the camera, and shakes her shoulders rhythmically when she speaks. Like this:

All bar stools *rolls left shoulder to camera*
Now $299.95 *rolls right shoulder to camera*
Now at Watsons! *kind of shimmies*

It also annoys me that Watson's seems to sell primarily rec room equipment and she is always wearing diamonds and formal wear. I also get annoyed that Watson's doesn't really say who they are or what they sell in their commercials or on their web site, and I had to look it up.

Does anyone else want to punch the Watson's chick or is it just me? I really need to know the answer to this. TIA.

[yermom]

she sounds hawt

TTIWWOP

[Viking Kitten]

I couldn't find any. I looked. It's not that she's not cute, it's the way she shakes her shoulders around, like she's on stage in Vegas instead of selling pool tables and s**t. It p**ses me off, man.

[SoonerJack]

V K She's like the owner's daughter or niece or something. Don't know her name but I think she lives in Indianapolis or something.

For what it's worth, my wife hates her as well.

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://www.theindychannel.com/2006/0525/9271814_240X180.jpg

[OUHOMER]

I guess I have never seen this commercial, but it sounds interesting.

[Czar Soonerov]

$299 for a bar stool! WTF!?!

[Viking Kitten]

V K She's like the owner's daughter or niece or something. Don't know her name but I think she lives in Indianapolis or something.

For what it's worth, my wife hates her as well.

Yeah, I figured she had to be related to somebody. You see that a lot with local advertisers, (effing Diffee's, man) but Watson's is a multi-state chain so you'd expect them to use professionals. I'm glad to know somebody else is with me on this!

[Sooner Born Sooner Bred]

$299 for a bar stool! WTF!?!
You can have sexks on it.

[Czar Soonerov]

she sounds hawt

TTIWWOP

I'd hit it

[achiro]

Your description is from a womans point of view and most guys won't have a clue who you are talking about.

Try this, I don't know about chunky or eyeliner but she has lots of cleavage and her large round boobs bounce when she talks about HAWT tubs...:D

[Viking Kitten]

Do you hit the mute button when commercials are on? Because her nasally, monotone voice sucks, too.

[achiro]

Do you hit the mute button when commercials are on? Because her nasally, monotone voice sucks, too.

She talks?

[bent rider]

I much prefer the young woman in Galleria commercials.

I assumed the Watson's woman was a wife/daughter/neice/cousin of someone in ownership.

[achiro]

Wow...and maybe heh

7qwGHUGq0jM

[olevetonahill]

I haven't seen her , But from yer description I think I agree with you
Hell ya Id Like to Punch it . :D

[achiro]

I much prefer the young woman in Galleria commercials.

I assumed the Watson's woman was a wife/daughter/neice/cousin of someone in ownership.

It's not about preference, its about taking the opportunities that life give us to see cleavage. :D

[Viking Kitten]

Why is the gay dude from Talk Soup rapping about the Watson's girl?

[SoonerInKCMO]

Yeah, I figured she had to be related to somebody. You see that a lot with local advertisers, (effing Diffee's, man) but Watson's is a multi-state chain so you'd expect them to use professionals. I'm glad to know somebody else is with me on this!

It's a small chain that grew out of Indianapolis and she's been part of the advertising for a decade or so. She's done a bit of professional modeling back in the day - before she got married and chunky. She actually used to be pretty damn hot. When I first moved to KC in 2002, she was doing the commercials and looking pretty good.

[def_lazer_fc]

(effing Diffee's, man)

i don't want to be the first to say it but those kids suck. while they both look weird, the youngest looks like an old man. and they both seem to be a little on the slow side

[M]

Hopefully Richardson Homes will give that lispy girl the ax before she gets chunky and slutty.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

...(effing Diffee's, man)...

:mad:


And also:

Heh. (http://www.theindychannel.com/news/9271739/detail.html)

[SoonerInKCMO]

Y'all should be ashamed of y'allselves.


Jennifer said she will never forget the cruelty of strangers that happened while she was pregnant. Watson's commercials didn't reveal right away in their commercials that Jennifer was expecting. She was filmed above her belly, but her face filled out.

"I was like, 'Dad, people are starting to wonder why … why I'm so big," Jennifer recalled.

Her weight gain triggered fat jokes and hateful e-mail.

"You know … people say some really rude things, and you just think, 'Wow, I just pray that my child is never rude to somebody like that," Jennifer said.

[OUHOMER]

Y'all should be ashamed of y'allselves.

Well, she should not have tried to hide it. What do they expect folks to think... SHeeesh

[Okla-homey]

I think she's somehow attractive. Kinda like my opinion of Tara Summers on Boston Legal. Can't put my finger on it, but there it is.

[Viking Kitten]

Did you watch the video that was linked to the text version of her story? When they talk about her weight gain, soft and poignant piano music starts playing. Tee hee.

[Okla-homey]

Did you watch the video that was linked to the text version of her story? When they talk about her weight gain, soft and poignant piano music starts playing. Tee hee.


VK,

You're a smart girl. Are you actually trying to say you find it perplexing why a gal with a full house above her waistline might be considered mesmerizing by the half of the human population that has a y chromosome? ;)

If that were not the case, the boob augmentation docs would have gone broke a long time ago.

If I were a gal, and had a prominent chestal region, I wouldn't own a button up blouse that had the top two buttons. I'd work 'em. That's cuz those puppies have a power over d00ds that is inexplicable and irresistable. Like nuclear weapons.

[bluedogok]

She HAS to be better than Linda Soundtrak.......

[BudSooner]

She HAS to be better than Linda Soundtrak.......
Noooooooooooo ****!:D

[SoonerInKCMO]

She HAS to be better than Linda Soundtrak.......

Oh no you din't...

4n5_l7JcORA

[bent rider]

:mad:


And also:

Heh. (http://www.theindychannel.com/news/9271739/detail.html)



Jennifer married Matt Foley in 2004, a man she calls her soul mate.


Does she live in a van down by the river?

[SoonerInKCMO]

Hell to the yeah - Tall Paul:

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[setem]

She has some DSL's! She also has some kind of mental problems because people on the internets call her a fatty boom batty!

I would tap that like a keg full of strippers!

[RacerX]

Hopefully Richardson Homes will give that lispy girl the ax before she gets chunky and slutty.

HELL YES!!!

I blame the diffee r-tards for the lispy girl getting air time!!!

"Honey, those boys are cute in those Diffee commercials, let's put our daughter in ours."

ARGH!!!!!

[RacerX]

And the dude in the watson's commercial....his voice sounds like he has a hearing or speech impairment.

[Viking Kitten]

VK,

You're a smart girl. Are you actually trying to say you find it perplexing why a gal with a full house above her waistline might be considered mesmerizing by the half of the human population that has a y chromosome? ;)

If that were not the case, the boob augmentation docs would have gone broke a long time ago.

If I were a gal, and had a prominent chestal region, I wouldn't own a button up blouse that had the top two buttons. I'd work 'em. That's cuz those puppies have a power over d00ds that is inexplicable and irresistable. Like nuclear weapons.

I have no problem with her carrying a little extra baggage. I have no problem with her working the boobage. What I object to is the artless and tacky way she does it. I'm afraid she's going to snap her neck the way she juts her head and shoulders around.

[olevetonahill]

I have no problem with her carrying a little extra baggage. I have no problem with her working the boobage. What I object to is the artless and tacky way she does it. I'm afraid she's going to snap her neck the way she juts her head and shoulders around.

Then watch the Boobs and Not the neck .
Jes sayin ;)

[OUDoc]

I think she's kinda hot.
I think VK is having "reverse Michael Phelps" syndrome. I never understood women's recent fascination with him, but this summer you guys all seemed to think he was hot. I couldn't see it. The same with her, I guess.

[soonerbrat]

Annoys the living crap out of me.

Do you guys know who I'm talking about? She's kind of youngish and slutty looking. She's a little chunky and has on waaay too much eyeliner, and usually wears something strapless. Then she smiles all alluring-like at the camera, and shakes her shoulders rhythmically when she speaks. Like this:

All bar stools *rolls left shoulder to camera*
Now $299.95 *rolls right shoulder to camera*
Now at Watsons! *kind of shimmies*

It also annoys me that Watson's seems to sell primarily rec room equipment and she is always wearing diamonds and formal wear. I also get annoyed that Watson's doesn't really say who they are or what they sell in their commercials or on their web site, and I had to look it up.

Does anyone else want to punch the Watson's chick or is it just me? I really need to know the answer to this. TIA.


that's my sister :mad:

[soonerbrat]

I think she's kinda hot.
I think VK is having "reverse Michael Phelps" syndrome. I never understood women's recent fascination with him, but this summer you guys all seemed to think he was hot. I couldn't see it. The same with her, I guess.

not me. his legs are too short for the rest of his body and he has a weird mouth

[Scott D]

I think she's kinda hot.
I think VK is having "reverse Michael Phelps" syndrome. I never understood women's recent fascination with him, but this summer you guys all seemed to think he was hot. I couldn't see it. The same with her, I guess.

that's just because they were checking out the package....SicEm vouched that the gay dudes were too.

[proud gonzo]

I think she's kinda hot.
I think VK is having "reverse Michael Phelps" syndrome. I never understood women's recent fascination with him, but this summer you guys all seemed to think he was hot. I couldn't see it. The same with her, I guess.I was impressed by his swimming, but in terms of hotness I really don't understand why people were gaga over michael phelps and completely ignored Ryan Lochte.

[Sooner_Bob]

that's my sister :mad:

:pop:

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Heh, she married Matt Foley!! :eek:

Do they live in a van down by the river???

[Viking Kitten]

that's my sister :mad:

[paulie walnuts]Your sistah's a hoor!![/paulie walnuts]

[Viking Kitten]

I was impressed by his swimming, but in terms of hotness I really don't understand why people were gaga over michael phelps and completely ignored Ryan Lochte.

Phelps wasn't my cup of tea either. Ask me about Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan though. OMG. Mmmmm. Eamon.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5950413,00.jpg

[OUDoc]

Don't change the subject!

We're talking about the slutty blond wit big bewbs!!!!

[Viking Kitten]

I'm sorry Doc, did you say something? I find myself captivated by the sight of Eamon's nipples.

[Boarder]

What would you call a male tramp stamp that's on his pec?

[Viking Kitten]

A good place for my tongue?

[proud gonzo]

Phelps wasn't my cup of tea either. Ask me about Aussie swimmer Eamon Sullivan though. OMG. Mmmmm. Eamon.

http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5950413,00.jpg

Eamon = tasty
Bacon = tasty

...coincidence?

[Viking Kitten]

Move over bacon
Time for something meatier
Eamon's sizzlean

[OUstud]

Heh, she married Matt Foley!! :eek:

Do they live in a van down by the river???

Beat me to it. You know what, I wish you'd just shut your big YAPPER!

:D

[Viking Kitten]

:les: IT WAS A HAIKU, PPL!!!

[85Sooner]

Yeah, I figured she had to be related to somebody. You see that a lot with local advertisers, (effing Diffee's, man) but Watson's is a multi-state chain so you'd expect them to use professionals. I'm glad to know somebody else is with me on this!

HEy HEy, The diffees are friends and as a family, respectable in every way.

Totally a model of the "American Family"

[SoonerInKCMO]

Watson's Girl - Pre-Chunkiness (http://bp0.blogger.com/_JgxlJVcfLwE/RfCJCjG4VdI/AAAAAAAAABA/fS-VFcFFwsg/s1600-h/watsonsgirl.jpg)

Somewhat NSFW.

[proud gonzo]

I find that photo scary.

[StoopTroup]

I just hate when women treat us like mindless secs machines. It's so demeaning. :D

[bri]

Watson's Girl - Pre-Chunkiness (http://bp0.blogger.com/_JgxlJVcfLwE/RfCJCjG4VdI/AAAAAAAAABA/fS-VFcFFwsg/s1600-h/watsonsgirl.jpg)

Somewhat NSFW.

Why is the Joker wearing lacy boy shorts and looking at me like that?

[StormySooner-IN]

V K She's like the owner's daughter or niece or something. Don't know her name but I think she lives in Indianapolis or something.

For what it's worth, my wife hates her as well.
YES.


I don't see anyone else living here. You think it's bad there? Ha!

STFU. :gary:







;)

[Ace]

I only like the full chunkiness version of that hawt hawt tail.

[hgarmorer]

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