Phil and I are very close...

[8timechamps]

We are very close to finalizing my contract.

He's agreed to pay me $160,000,000 to post here for the next 7 years.

All we need to work on is the no-trade agreement.

Keep your fingers crossed.

[pergdaddy]

That Damn Phil and his ability to "buy" a championship team in a world where message boards aren't capped and the smaller market blogs and message boards actually work within in a budget.

No parity on the boards.

[1890MilesToNorman]

We are very close to finalizing my contract.

He's agreed to pay me $160,000,000 to post here for the next 7 years.

All we need to work on is the no-trade agreement.

Keep your fingers crossed.

Were you the number 1 pick in the draft? I've seen other posters with better stats but you do seem to be able to carry a thread on your shoulders to it's logical conclusion. :D

[boomersooner28]

But, 8timechamps is a very nice guy and very charitable. I'm sure he will do some nice things with all of that money....like build Tim Tebow a home after he gets cut in the NFL next year.

[pergdaddy]

And whether it's the S-O forum or the Fark forum, he's managed to dominate the posts.

[OKLA21FAN]

this thread title makes me a bit uncomfortable :pop:

[olevetonahill]

Well you are a loser then . Cause we just finalized My contract . I get 180 Mil
plus A 50 Mil signing Bonus for a 5 year deal .:D

[StormySooner-IN]

I got a rock:mad:

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;)

[1890MilesToNorman]

Well you are a loser then . Cause we just finalized My contract . I get 180 Mil
plus A 50 Mil signing Bonus for a 5 year deal .:D

Dayum, I didn't know professional posting was where the money was? :P

[olevetonahill]

Dayum, I didn't know professional posting was where the money was? :P

But it takes years of training and Preparation .;)

[JohnnyMack]

I heard you were being traded to hornfans.com for HerrScholz.

[IB4OU2]

But it takes years of training and Preparation H.;)

I agree.

[olevetonahill]

I heard you were being traded to hornfans.com for HerrScholz.

8times is :P

[yermom]

how much is in guaranteed money?

have you thought about getting an agent?

my fees are very competitive

[King Crimson]

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[boomersooner28]

Thank gawd for my no trade clause. Phil wanted to trade me to orangepower. Geez, I only cost $8 a year....pretty good bargain if you ask me.

[Frozen Sooner]

If the Yankees wanted a fat guy who can't beat the Red Sox in the post-season, I could have been had for a lot less.

[StoopTroup]

Screw the yankees...GO CARDINALS! :D

[BudSooner]

If the Yankees wanted a fat guy who can't beat the Red Sox in the post-season, I could have been had for a lot less.
Heh, we could make a great tandem ala Big Papi/Manny.

Though, I have dibs on the name "Big Fatty" :D


I just had to edit this, damn....nobody named CC/ARod/Jeter/Ramirez/fill in the blank athlete needs to make that kind of money playing a kids game.
**** me, if there was a reason to be turned off of baseball, then I need to look no further and from the team I used to support....**** that ****.
**** the Yankees. Greedy ****ing bastards, gimme a damn break....I could understand paying a guy if he had to perform dangerous work...or that required a skill that demanded that sort of pay....but not a guy who hits/fields/throws a ****ing ball.

Oh, but the economy is in the ****ter....someone better remind MLB that it's happening.

[RUSH LIMBAUGH is my clone!]

We are very close to finalizing my contract.

He's agreed to pay me $160,000,000 to post here for the next 7 years.

All we need to work on is the no-trade agreement.

Keep your fingers crossed."I'll have what he's having."