Tim Tebow...

[OUMallen]

...is 7 feet tall and the fires of victory burn behind his beautiful eyes.

[SteelClip49]

....circumsized God

[TXBOOMER]

Submitted Chuck Norris with a fart.

[XingTheRubicon]

is referred to as the "chosen one" by our President Elect.

[XingTheRubicon]

shot Kennedy from space.

[boomersooner28]

...can turn field turf into platinum.

[XingTheRubicon]

runs so North and South, he can't even bear to look at even-numbered interstate signs.

[badger]

... turns water into Gatorade.

[XingTheRubicon]

would throw right-handed too, but ecclesiastical dust gets all over the field

[IowaSooner26]

... performs half price surgeries in his rusty pickup behind the local China Hut.

[Hot Rod]

auctioned on Ebay what was to be written on his right eye strip. Apparently, some guy named "Phil" won it for $500! The left eye strip was auctioned off to a man from Massachusetts, ironically enough in the "413" area code!

[IowaSooner26]

... [Captain Obvious] wears jorts! [/Captain Obvious]

[badger]

... will use the Miami game location as an opportunity to overseas mission work to Cubans.

[XingTheRubicon]

was just informed by Jesus to not feel sorry for Texas

[boomersooner28]

.....made ironman cry like a beeotch.

[IowaSooner26]

... thinks the guys who did the Tim Tebow song have real potential.

[badger]

... got everyone to worship a golden stiffy arm trophy while Moses was up getting the Ten Commandments.

[XingTheRubicon]

keeps hearing "beware number 22, beware number 22" in his sleep and went to ask his offensive coordinator, but he couldn't find him.

[Mixer!]

http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2008/20081209_b1tebow1209p3.jpg

"He's gleaming!!!"

</Marty Schottenheimer>

[Hot Rod]

...still believes Short Circuit is based on a true story!

[boomersooner28]

Splenda sales are up because Tim Tebow has no Equal.

[boomersooner28]

...doesn't step on toes, he steps on testicles.

[Ton Loc]

impregnates women just by pointing at them and saying "Boo-Yah!"

[XingTheRubicon]

seasons his Lucky Charms with Mahatma Ghandi's ashes

[SoonerTroll]

...yells at his defense, which makes him the best player EVAR!!

[Howzit]

...was the inspiration for the light saber.

[XingTheRubicon]

every time a fetus crowns thru the birth canal, Tebow sports a positive "we can do it" look on his face.


....wait a minute, that's backwards

[Howzit]

...can play the entire works of Ludwig van Beethoven using only his hand and armpit....in under 5 minutes.

[badger]

....engages in "endless celestial sex (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5dscqcNOGM)" with a certain hot daughter in his vicinity who wears his jersey.

[XingTheRubicon]

can actually see the yellow first down line on the field.....

and when he dives for it, his elbows fertilize the grass

[Howzit]

...decides what parts of the rain forests stay and what parts can go.

[OUMallen]

built Rome in a day.

[Howzit]

...fixed the Hubble telescope with his TV remote.

[badger]

... was crucified by Ole Miss, but rose again to save all of Florida from eternal non-Spurrier purgatory.

[Howzit]

...ends Somali pirate situations using a sideways glance.

[badger]

... has a gospel according to him, which states that jorts make baby Tebow cry.

[Hot Rod]

...knew what Willis was talkin' about.

[sooner2b09]

...Wishes Chase Daniel thought his *** was as good as Colts

[Howzit]

...was born with a full set of teeth.

[Howzit]

...will let the world in on the secret of cold fusion when he's darned good and ready.

[XingTheRubicon]

Broke the color barrier for dual threat quarterbacks that won't make it in the NFL

[Howzit]

The currency of twelve third world countries are based on Tim Tebow's skid marks.

[Howzit]

...really only needs the center and himself to equal 11 men on the football field.

[Howzit]

...caused the current world financial crisis by getting an ingrown toenail.

[fadada1]

... think of himself as a "righteous dude."

[badger]

... was often teased and bullied by all the other homeschooled kids as a boy, because he couldn't spell worth sh1t.

[XingTheRubicon]

every time he does a fist pump, the devil feels that 'running too long' pain in his side

[Hot Rod]

...is being nominated for a Grammy for his song "Hey, I know I won a Heisman, but you've got to realize that I'm a leader and stats don't matter, therefore, consider me once again."

[Hot Rod]

...says once he makes it to the NFL that he can't wait to make it to the pro bowl so he can visit the country of Hawaii.

[Hot Rod]

...just lets his "Soul Glo"!

[Howzit]

...covers the entire bed with a wet spot after sex.

[Beef]

...woke me up in college once when I was hungover so I wouldn't miss a final exam, even though he was only 2.

[fadada1]

...is being nominated for a Grammy for his song "Hey, I know I won a Heisman, but you've got to realize that I'm a leader and stats don't matter, therefore, consider me once again."

ooooh, i love that track.

[1890MilesToNorman]

....circumsized God

and shipped the foreskin over to Russia to grow little dictators.

[SoonerLB]

..... excretes a pheromone that both addles the brain cells of ESPN personnel and sportswriters into thinking he is something other than a mediocre quarterback, and tricks the vision of Heisman voters into checking the box next to his name instead of that of the rightful nominee, Sam Bradford.

[boomersooner28]

...if Tim Tebow was any better, he would be twins.

[CatfishSooner]

Broke the color barrier for dual threat quarterbacks that won't make it in the NFL

What about eric crouch???:confused:



.....has ALL 56 state quarters!

[Mr2Cents]

... think of himself as a "righteous dude."

HEATHERS REFERENCE!!! Rock on! I'm compiling this thread for the scrapbook. Friggin gold, guys. Carry on. :D

[The_Red_Patriot]

has good taste in the women folk

http://content.expressen.se/blog/24/53/17/honkensblogg/images/lucy2.jpg

http://www.sportsburn.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/tebows-gf.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_mbR3wmD8JYU/R6q2erUTJ3I/AAAAAAAAACA/-TL6RjNB_Qc/Lucy+Pinder+(49).jpg

http://images.askmen.com/photos/lucy-pinder/79476.jpg

http://celebridermis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/lucy_pinder_front_mag_2_big.jpg

[SoonerLB]

.... wears a Depends undergarment while carrying his team on his shoulders. You know, just in case of an "accident."

[badger]

... will try to heal Percy Harvin by spitting into sand to make mud, then rubbing the mud in his eyes.

... Percy Harvin is now blind in addition to injured.

[Knippz]

...'s girlfriend just got me in trouble at work.

[Boomer Mooner]

Eats nails and schitz barbed wire

[Hot Rod]

...is evidently in that picture. Oh, there he is!

[Knippz]

...could beat Anderson Silva in a fight.

[Knippz]

...is the illegitimate birthchild of Da '85 Bears.

[Whet]

... was offered money by Governor Blagojevich to take Obama's Senate seat!

[SoonerLB]

... 's shoulders are SOOOOOO BIG that he can carry his team on one side and the entire staff of ESPee'N on the other!

[boomersooner28]

...created the "soulja boy" and doesn't even want to take credit for it.

[Hot Rod]

...wants to know if you're going to the pants party?

[badger]

... will play professional football!

...oh wait, the XFL folded... but will STILL play professional football!

... oh wait, the AFL is in financial troubles and may also fold... but will STILL play professional football!

... oh wait, there is no more NFL Europe... but will STILL play professional football.
http://i35.tinypic.com/34fbjp3.jpg

[boomersooner28]

...told Oprah she was fat. Thats the only way she would admit it.

[OUMallen]

...tastes like angels smell.

[boomersooner28]

...was gonna take Jay Leno's place on "The Tonight Show", but turned them down at the last minute so they had to settle for Conan O'Brien.

[birddog]

doesn't take dumps. he doesn't even have an a-hole, his waste is turned into energy.

[birddog]

beat medusa in a staredown competition. and medusa was trained by chuck norris!

[boomersooner28]

.....in one episode of Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Tim Tebow replaced Carlton for
one scene and nobody noticed.

[OUMallen]

...can stop global warming by giving the sun an icy stare...but chooses not to.

[Knippz]

...scissored Xerxes.

[boomersooner28]

Tim Tebow doesn't sleep. He waits.

[Knippz]

...was the real mastermind behind the "Scott Tenorman" plan that Cartman took the credit for.

[boomersooner28]

...once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor
wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that was actually "his" way.

[Knippz]

...is from a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away.

[Howzit]

...kicked Paraguay's *** at recess in the 4th grade.

[boomersooner28]

...is 1/8th Seminole. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man
ate a friggin Indian.

[boomersooner28]

....once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45
minutes having sex with his waitress.

[Hot Rod]

...surprisingly doesn't look Filipino.

[boomersooner28]

If Tim Tebow is late, time better slow the f*ck down.

[boomersooner28]

....doesn't read gameplans. He stares at them until he knows exactly how to beat the opposition.

[badger]

... decided to stay in Florida for football because the swampy atmosphere allows him to practice walking on water.

[Knippz]

...is the man behind the helmet...of Master Chief.

http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/5761/tebowmasterchiefat1.gif

[boomersooner28]

There is a 100% chance that Tim Tebow is your father.

[Howzit]

Scientist plan on using Tim Tebow's sperm to seed newly discovered planets.

[boomersooner28]

Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.

[boomersooner28]

Bob Stoops owns a pair of Tim Tebow pajamas.

[Howzit]

The newest slang is 'Tebow,' which tranlates roughly to 'rilly rilly good.'

[IronSoonerMan]

...even duct tapes His guinea pigs so they dont explode when He fux'em!

[Knippz]

...has the highest spek count on the Soonerfans board.

[OUMallen]

...even duct tapes His guinea pigs so they dont explode when He fux'em!

LoLz, wut?

[badger]

... was begged by the friends of a demon-plagued Houston Nutt to free him, so he cast the Legion of demon into a herd of pigs known as Razorbacks and freed Nutt to be a rebel.

Aftermath: The pigs jumped off a cliff to their death, while Nutt repaid Tebow by crucifying him in his own home.

[pweitkem]

is a ******nozzle... oh wait, I was supposed to write a joke. Seriously, I know for a fact that I would hate this guy.

[Howzit]

...would prefer to play OU all by himself, to make it more even.

[Beef]

...gave Tommie Harris a kidney so he could give one to me. God bless 'em both.

[Beef]

...talked Jennifer Aniston into posing for GQ wearing nothing but a necktie.

[OUMallen]

...once videotaped himself having sex with my wife...and it was the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen.

[Beef]

...is going to invent fat free bacon when his playing career is over.

[Howzit]

...can seduce virgins into his bed using his flatulence, alone.

[1890MilesToNorman]

George Costanza wanted to be called T-Bone before Tim T-Bone was even born. Tebow made $200k for inspiring that episode.

[Knippz]

...advises Bob Stoops on football strategy.

[Hot Rod]

...over tips when he's eating out especially at fast food restaurants.

[Hot Rod]

...would prefer not to use a helmet when playing for the national championship.

[Knippz]

...would prefer to play OU all by himself, to make it more even.

http://img.fannation.com/upload/si_blog_post_images/t1_tebowfark.jpg

[1890MilesToNorman]

http://img.fannation.com/upload/si_blog_post_images/t1_tebowfark.jpg

That's just damned good! :D

[Beef]

...voted Jesus as #1 on his Heisman ballot.

[shaun4411]

is actually the offspring of brett favre and michael vick.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

http://www.tulsaworld.com/articleimages/2008/20081209_b1tebow1209p3.jpg

"He's gleaming!!!"

</Marty Schottenheimer>

wears his FOUR, count 'em FOUR, plastic livestrong/ FINISH (OU version)/ BIG XII CHAMPIONSHIP (OSU version) bracelets and his purity ring during EVERY game.

[boomersooner28]

man that picture looks like rosie odonnel just gave birth to him.

[boomersooner28]

....can eat a rubix cube and poop it out solved.

[boomersooner28]

Every dinosaur skull ever found has the imprint of a size 13 football cleat
on its jaw. Scientists are baffled, but we know damn well why.

[boomersooner28]

There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those that are Tim Tebow, and those that want to be Tim Tebow.

[Howzit]

...is who the Dos Equis people are really talking about.

[OUMallen]

...is the fourth type of rock: metamorphic, sedimentary, igneous, and Tebowian.

[SoonerLB]

.... prefers boyz to men.

[badger]

... converted George Carlin to Christianity shortly before his death.

[Hot Rod]

...secretly owns Season 1 of Fraggle Rock on DVD.

[Knippz]

...isn't the guy you see on the field on Saturdays. That's just a Heisman he pooped out one day. Ironically, he named that poop after himself.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...convinced facebook's creators to make "new facebook"

[OUMallen]

...has to use a diamond-coated razor to shave.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

..was the most popular kid at a high school he didn't even attend.

[Knippz]

...made Bobby Boucher (aka The Waterboy) admit that Gatorade is better than water.

[Hot Rod]

...says that his farts smell so good that he has candle makers fighting over the aroma scent of Tebow Garden.

[badger]

... once gave his cell phone number to a cute girl he met in Louisiana. Unfortunately, all he got in return was the clap and hordes of profanity-laced calls to his cell phone number from LSU fans. (http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3056398)

[IronSoonerMan]

Would not start at OU!!

[cjames317]

... created TiVo (originally TVbow) but declined to name it after himself because it wasn't awesome enough.

[badger]

... after perfecting the jump pass and the chest pass, has petitioned the NCAA to make his bounce pass legal in football.

DENIED.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

..urged Tylenol brand to create EXTRA STRENGTH TYLENOL because 2 regular Tylenol wasn't enough and nobody makes Tim Tebow put in extra effort to take 3.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...'s middle name is Richard but likes to be called Big Dick

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...is wondering why Sam Bradford doesn't have a 4.0 anymore.

Oh yeah, because Sam Bradford isn't majoring in "Family, Youth and Community Sciences"

[badger]

... Tim Tebow once disobeyed his mother by refusing to do his home schooling homework. He was severely punished by being forced to miss out on his favorite thing to do in the whole wide world.

...that was the last day Tim Tebow ever stayed away from church.

[HappyClappyMackBrown]

Eats poor, underprivileged babies.....

Because God told him to do it.

[OUMallen]

...is the son of a missionary. (No, seriously, he is.)

[Hot Rod]

...doesn't need a remote to change the channel or the volume. He's TEBOW and is all-powerful!!!

[Hot Rod]

...asked that NCAA 09 for game systems be changed to TEBOW 09.

[badger]

... plans to open a school for underprivileged, uneducated children after he leaves University of Florida.

...plans to attend said school along with every other Florida student.

[cjames317]

... is gonna be the guest speaker at a whole lotta "Purity Balls."

[hgarmorer]

has no Ctrl button on his keyboard, because he is always in Ctrl

[hgarmorer]

Amazing = 7 letters
Awesome = 7 letters
Kickass = 7 letters
Tim Tebow = 8 letters

Therefore:

Tim Tebow > Adjectives

[RiddlerOK]

.....roundhouse kicked Alabama harder than Chuck Norris

[RiddlerOK]

..........was valedictorian, salutorian, perfect attendance awardee and top student in his high school class.....

wait a minute..............

he was the only student in his high school class!

[tommieharris91]

...beat Chuck Norris in a street fight.

[sooner59]

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Florida, for which it stands....one nation, under Tebow, indivisible, with liberty and God for Gators.

[hgarmorer]

digs his "flat top"

[Bosley]

Amazing = 7 letters
Awesome = 7 letters
Kickass = 7 letters
Tim Tebow = 8 letters

Therefore:

Tim Tebow > Adjectives

I actually spit coke out reading this, well done.

[OKC-SLC]

...gets called for roughing the tackler

[gatorsownu2]

Sells more pajamas than superman!!!!

[OUMallen]

...overnights his leftovers when he goes out to eat to starving children in Africa.

[Beef]

...overnight's his leftovers when he goes out to eat to starving children in Africa.

I thought he just walked it across the ocean :confused:

[OUMallen]

I thought he just walked it across the ocean :confused:

Actually he probably just takes a 5-step drop and throws it with pinpoint accuracy.

[badger]

... feels sorry for Colt McCoy, because he is almost as pathetic as the kids he circumcised in the Philippines.

[devOUt]

....can catch his own passes.

[birddog]

....can catch his own passes.

calls his own number on hail mary passes.

[hgarmorer]

Was totally caught off guard by what dear ol mom told corso

[birddog]

thinks of puppies and lollipops to kill the urge of "that evil masturbation".

[birddog]

trained an alligator to fetch his slippers and cocoa.

[OUMallen]

made Shake and Bake with no help.

[Howzit]

...wiped out a battalion of North Korean infantry thumb wrestling.

[Howzit]

..will solve the world's food shortage by genetically altering crops using his saliva.

[Howzit]

...will be the reason that 'NFL' is changed to 'TFL.'

[Sooner_Bob]

told God "it was good".

[E-Town]

...will ask for Sam Bradford's autograph.

[BornandBred]

... will be a great NFL TE.

[devOUt]

...fathered both Ditka and Chuck Norris.

[OUMallen]

...can believe it's not butter.

[tebow quiz]

http://www.tebowquiz.com

sooooooner fans... take the tebow quiz.... which do you think he prefers?!?!?

[Howzit]

...gets 40 mpg in his Hummer using his saliva as fuel.

[tommieharris91]

...didn't take the Tebow quiz because "foreskin" wasn't an answer.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...sends his boogers to Chase Daniel and writes it off as a donation to...
http://www.tennisroundup.com/events/2001/2001EricssonOpen/Page1/01erweb/01EDChFd2.jpg

[FaninAma]

The Boogeyman checks under his bed for Tim Tebow.

Tebow will have to decide if he wants to be the all time best QB in the NFL or replace Billy Graham as God's QB. I think he can do both at the same time.

[hgarmorer]

is the active ingredient in Proactiv

[OUMallen]

is the active ingredient in Proactiv

...which means he helped the next Heisman winning QB with his acne!


...can count in hexidecimal.

[Blitzkrieg]

If Oklahoma gets a big enough lead, God will send down a flaming chariot (during a TV timeout) to whisk Tim away so those pagan ba'al worshiping reporters can't question his supremacy.

[Mobits]

...is the 1 dentist who didn't recommend Trident.

[beer4me]

Is Mother Teresa reincarnated.

[tommieharris91]

...is the 1 dentist who didn't recommend Trident.

I thought that was Mack Brown. :confused:

[OUMallen]

...has read all of Shakespeare's work and thinks he's an "OK" playwright.

[cjames317]

... never responded to any of Chase Daniels' texts.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Is just a phoney, just like...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38691000/jpg/_38691859_swaggart238.jpg

[BoydOU1]

Is just a phoney, just like...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38691000/jpg/_38691859_swaggart238.jpgOr my fav
http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0710/oral_roberts_1026.jpg

[Beef]

...rescued all of Vick's dogs and turned them into harmless labs.

[ClintonSooner]

...acts with dignity and humility at all times while on the board

[OUDizzle]

...hates Richard Dawkins.

[ClintonSooner]

...didnt invite harrell to new york

[OUDizzle]

...thinks Sara Palin was treated unfairly by the liberal media.

[ufmwc]

Tebow performed live birth on a Seminole cheerleader before halftime..

http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/4619/tebowbirthxq3.jpg

[NoleMan]

Can see Oklahoma from his house


HERBSTREIT: What insight into Florida's actions, particularly in the last couple of weeks, does the proximity of the state give you?

TEBOW: They’re our next door neighbors and you can actually see Oklahoma from land here in Florida, ...

[ClintonSooner]

...ate the baby

[SoonerLB]

.... can't wait to get his own TV and radio ministry, so he can get in on that "easy money" from "those dumb-***es".

[Miko]

...after winning his second stiffy-armed trophy, plans to vote for himself twice each year in perpetuity.

[Howzit]

...is the phonetic pronunciation in Mandarin for 'Manifest Destiny.'

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...has never been negged

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...wears #15 because it makes him feel greater than #14

[Miko]

...walks to the Keys and with a stern look and a slight nod of his head, diverts hurricanes into the Gulf or out to the Atlantic based solely on his whim.

[OUMallen]

Apple pays Tebow 99 cents every time he listens to a song.


(Stole that one, but thought it was funny!)

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...walks to the Keys and with a stern look and a slight nod of his head, diverts hurricanes into the Gulf or out to the Atlantic based solely on his whim.

Tim Webow isn't afraid of any hurricanes. In fact, Tebow willed the rain during the FSU game because Tim Tebow enjoys seeing the FSU girls in a wet tshirt contest.

[Miko]

...once thought he was wrong; it turns out he was mistaken.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...'s [...] thread is longer than his coach's.

[OUMallen]

I just want to congratulate everyone that has posted in this thread. I just received many of the posts in this threads as a forwarded message on MySpace!!!!!!!!


That's a damn fine winning thread if I've ever seen one when it gets taken from here to MySpace, is forwarded around, and ends up in the thread creator's inbox.

AWESOME!

[Howzit]

...could sing Butterfly Kisses in prison and get away with it.

[Miko]

...cried when he watched Bambi and when his tears fell to earh, the Great Lakes were formed.

[Howzit]

...defeats his opponents by emitting pheromones so powerful, that all they can think of is coupling with him.

[Miko]

...single handedly defeated Carthage Tech and after the game sowed salt in their practice field and diverted a river to flow through what had once been their stadium.

[ratherthanlater]

...travels to foreign countries to touch little boy penis.

[Howzit]

When Tim Tebow speaks his words come out highlighted in red.

[OUMallen]

...has already won the Heisman this year, but declined it so that someone else could win it too.

[StormySooner-IN]

just posted this on Stiffarmtophy.com



Whatever. Give it to that guy from Oklahoma. All the better when I kick his *** on January 8th, proving once and for all that the voters were W-R-O-N-G!
I will lose this thing because of the Big 12 voter shutout. Not because of the numbers.
Mark my words: You will never see another player so humbled as you will see Sam Bradford humbled on January 8th, shortly after 8 PM. My teammates and I will work harder, stronger, faster, more diligently and without rest - since the beginning of football - NO! since the beginning of time! In the history of Earth! to show Sam and his squad of pretenders that they do not belong in our league. Really, they should invent another league just for us. Like maybe they could call it Gator Division I.
Anyway, see you suckers in Miami. Bring your trophy, Sam. I already got one.
:rolleyes::rolleyes:

[Beef]

NBC originally wanted to do a show called "Tebows", but changed it to "Heroes" when they couldn't come up with any villains dumb enough to take him on.

[hgarmorer]

knew Ben Richards was innocent all along

[StoopTroup]

...should have gone with teabag.

[Leroy Lizard]

Advised Mack Brown to recruit Kasey Studdard, just to set the standard for thread greatness that he could then shatter.

[Frozen Sooner]

...knows that criminals are a cowardly, superstitious lot. Which is why he takes on the aspect of the Gator when fighting crime in Gotham city.

[Frozen Sooner]

Advised Mack Brown to recruit Kasey Studdard, just to set the standard for thread greatness that he could then shatter.

...is aware that the Kasey Studdard thread will never be matched.

Seriously. We had Texas a-holes on here threatening to sue Phil over that thread. That's got to be an unsurpassable triumph.

[tommieharris91]

...will ask for Rod Blagojevich to be pardoned, so that he can give him "Tebow Justice."

[hgarmorer]

is working on a script for Gainesville Nights: The Ballad of Timmy Tebow

[soonerduke]

invented the Let's Go Gators chant

[soonerduke]

wanted to go to Florida State but couldn't meet the academic admission criteria.

[mpb417]

could bench more than anyone on the sooner defensive line....when he was in the sixth grade

[Knippz]

could bench more than anyone on the sooner defensive line....when he was in the sixth grade

...could bench more than anyone on the Sooner O-line...in the womb.

[boomersooner28]

...[Ricky Bobby] Tim Tebow gets up in the morning and pisses excellence [/Ricky Bobby]

[Howzit]

...could bench more than anyone on the Sooner O-line...in the womb.

...could bench more than anyone on the Sooner O-line...as one of Mr. Tebow's sperm.

[hgarmorer]

was orginally cast to play James Dalton, despite his age he would have turned it into a 5 min movie. So Patrick Swazye was cast instead.

[hgarmorer]

taught Royce Gracie everything he knows

[boomersooner28]

bump


(and how is this not 5-starred or stickied yet? :D )

[mobilesteve]

......invented ESPN (and that's why the love him so much)

[hgarmorer]

lost to the better player tonight.

[mobilesteve]

..Just thought about this thread and it pooped to the top.

[Flagstaffsooner]

Had a cockopening mouth when they said "SAM BRADFORD"

[hgarmorer]

..Just thought about this thread and it pooped to the top.realized this thread hurt when he pooped it out ;)

[Toilet Seat Terror]

...inadvertently proved the theory of evolution when he was born. 9 out of 10 scientists agree that Tim Tebow represents the next species of modern human, Homo tebownius.

The 10th scientist was homeschooled, and believes that Homo sexual holds that distinction.

[cjames317]

... used his and Sam's Heisman trophies as "Rockem Sockem Robots" and one Heisman trophy head now orbits the earth.

[tommieharris91]

...forced the Downtown Athletic Club to give the Heisman to Sam instead of him because he is just that nice of a guy.

[hgarmorer]

's schwartz is bigger than Lord Helmets

[Piware]

Wore a mack daddy suit to the Heisman presentation.

[cjames317]

... visits this thread whenever he feels "not so fresh."

[OUMallen]

...can open any pickle jar, anywhere, any time.

[Skysooner]

...is known as "El Guapo" to those who know him best (and yes he does have a "plethora" of pinatas).

[slmoore]

Trying to get my post count up so I can share some information about parking situation at NC game. Boomer Sooner!

[Hot Rod]

has a dog and Bingo IS his name-o.

[Howzit]

...battles Klingons in the outer rim of Uranus.

[SouthFortySooner]

..knows congress will enact not just a Tim Tebow Holiday, but Holidecade.

[BornandBred]

... has stigmata. Oh, no, that's just herpes on his hands.