Tim Tebow...

[cjames317]

is rendered helpless by Billy Sims' thundering "BOOMER!"

[Soonerpsycho]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v257/Soonerpsycho/spfarksandpics/tebowtoast.jpg

[birddog]

does arm curls with midgets.

[SoonerShark]

...battles Klingons in the outer rim of Uranus.

and speaking of Uranus, he has a green tail.

[The Maestro]

...solved the 27 year old Adam Walsh murder case.

[OUMallen]

...enjoys doing dishes when a guest in another's home.

[cjames317]

... is gonna have the hap-hap-happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f***in' Kaye.

[birddog]

will be addicted to painkillers after jan. 8

[soonerduke]

can do 45 MPH in the left lane of an interstate without provoking road rage.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...will be suffering a major case of trunk-butt on January 9.

[soonerduke]

is a Wonderlust King.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jv3b0VKec8

[cjames317]

... is ineligible for the BCS nat'l championship game cause he answered every question on his comparative religions final with "WWJD".

[Landthief 1972]

...thinks Walker and Texas Ranger are sissy names.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...spoons with his mommy

[Crucifax Autumn]

...shot Kennedy!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...shot Reagan!

[Crucifax Autumn]

Shot the Pope!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Shot Lincoln!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...just wanted a pepsi!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Killed Bob Crane and stuffed him in a trunk!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...genetically engineered AIDS

[Crucifax Autumn]

...dresses up as a school girl and cruises the streets after every game

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks High School Musical is da bomb!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...likes gerbils...I mean he REALLY likes 'em!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Does "missionary" work with little boys

[Crucifax Autumn]

...practices his penis puppetry routine nightly

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Thinks Christmas is the Debil!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is a nerf herder

[Crucifax Autumn]

...REALLY likes getting over center

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has trunk butt

[Crucifax Autumn]

...was once tricked into eating his parents by Eric Cartman

[Crucifax Autumn]

...owns a worldwide porn distribution warehouse.

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Once asked Quagmire to drag his sac across his face

[Crucifax Autumn]

...likes playing house with Elton John

[Crucifax Autumn]

...gives himself beer enemas before every game

[Crucifax Autumn]

...has rosy farts

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Mixed the koolaid at jonestown

[Landthief 1972]

...looked up into the sky and said, "Forgive them Father, they know not what they do," after Bradford's name was announced at the Heisman ceremony.

[gatorsownu2]

A HERO http://www.ryanparkersongs.com/2008/12/tim-tebow-is-hero.html

[blackbeauty02]

...listens to Lizi Minelli before games to get pumped up

I love these threads. Never seizes to humor me.

[oupride]

Will make a great H-back in the Pros. (http://videos.espn.com/m/video/21701078/around_college_football_with_todd_mcshay.htm?pagei d=48804)

[oumartin]

won't be playin' in the MNC due to an injured knee

[soonerduke]

hopes to have as awesome a career with the NFL and ESPN as this guy:

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/blogs/thequad/trev.JPG

[Turd_Ferguson]

is dating Bobby Bowden's daughter.

[delhalew]

...put the lime in the coconut, and drank 'em both up.

[Hot Rod]

...only takes one lick to get to the center of Tootsie Pop.

[tuckfebow]

...loves talking about circumcising all of them little boys in China last summer...

[StoopTroup]

...wishes he was Richard Simmons.

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[cjames317]

... signed up as a contestant on "Fear Factor" and immediately extinguished that show and the entire concept.

[Hot Rod]

's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

[OPSEC]

....WAS the "surge" in Iraq.

[BurningDog26]

John 3:16.2 - God so loved the world he gave us Tim Tebow.

[Dan Thompson]

Can we please stop talking about Tim Tebow?