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proud gonzo
12/10/2008, 01:18 PM
Late breakfast at noon
Man, I love me some bacon.
Nom nom nom, thanks pig!

Viking Kitten
12/10/2008, 01:26 PM
Sublime in my mouf.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
Its sizzle haunts me.

bri
12/10/2008, 01:35 PM
Sublime in my mouf.
That'll do pig. That'll do.
Its sizzle haunts me.

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1890MilesToNorman
12/10/2008, 01:44 PM
Pork fat rules
porker eats fat
fat kills porker

Beef
12/10/2008, 01:57 PM
Bacon smells so sweet
I'm yearning for yesteryear
Chest pains? Bring it on.

mdklatt
12/10/2008, 02:07 PM
Not the biggest fan.
Chest pains and colon cancer?
Thanks but no thanks, man.

proud gonzo
12/10/2008, 04:45 PM
God made pigs taste good
So that people would eat them.
It just makes sense, man!

Viking Kitten
12/10/2008, 04:59 PM
I'm hungry, PG.
Man, I could use some bacon.
Stop hogging it all!

Howzit
12/10/2008, 05:09 PM
All things bacon-esque
Result in celebration,
Save cooking it nude.

Beef
12/10/2008, 05:27 PM
Nothing beats the meat
Of my cousin Mr. Pig
Bacon! Bacon! Yum!