Urban Meyer...

[The Maestro]

(I didn't see it...and it's never too early to start!)

...thanks his parents for naming him Urban. Urban??? WTF???

[cheezyq]

...just edged out Mark Richt in a contest measuring their love for the SEC.

[cjames317]

... likes getting his hair tousled by big strong man boys.

[Knippz]

...tried to act like Tim Tebow's comments didn't happen, in fear that he provoked our D to prove themselves once again. (True story)

[Knippz]

...tried to act like Tim Tebow's comments didn't happen, if fear of Tebow's life.

[Frozen Sooner]

...burps babies by pressing on the top of their skull until all the air leaks out.

[The Maestro]

...likes when chicks call him "Urb" for short.

[mikeelikee]

....wanted to name his son "Suburban". :D

[Turd_Ferguson]

...once tossed Mangino's salad.

[ATX Sooner]

Urban "Cowboy" Meyer likes disco and riding mechanical bulls.

[LoyalFan]

(I didn't see it...and it's never too early to start!)

...thanks his parents for naming him Urban. Urban??? WTF???

Well, they had reasons...having to do with their Catholic faith.
(Remember that Notre Dame was flirting with Urbie before Flawda.)

I'm not certain as to which, if any one in particular, of the Pope Urbans Mr. Meyer is named in honor of, but this one sounds like a notable guy.
http://www.templarhistory.com/urbanii.html

LF

PS: If they turn out to be members of The Backwood Primitive Brethren and Sistren Assembly Of Jumpin' Jehosaphat (Snake Handlin' 'n Cy-Oh-nide Drinkin' Branch), forget I evAr mentioned it.

[BudSooner]

....wanted to name his son "Suburban". :D

Damn, ya stole my idea...oh well.

Decided to shorten it to "Bub":D

Who will by the way, become a coach in his own right...and 38 yrs from now will be the coach of the former Minnesota Vikings, who now reside in Wisconcin, formerly of San Diego, formerly of El Paso, formerly of Branson.

He will have an assistant in the form of Adrian Peterson II, RB coach fwiw. :D

[LoyalFan]

Addendum tew mah preevyus post:

And don't tell 'em whar I lives...K?

LF

[SoonerDood]

...gave Tebow his first pair of jorts.

[OUMallen]

Seems like a dick.

[Dan Thompson]

Is a good coach who will have his team ready for OU.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...is the illegitimate son of hot dog kingpin Oscar, hence why he's such a weiner.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...thinks Mark May is insightful.

[badger]

...is a big fan of the B...
http://nbcsportsmedia2.msnbc.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050101/050101_meyer_hmed_10p.standard.jpg
...C...
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e78/owenvm/Gator_Tebow/UrbanMeyer2.jpg
...S.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/12/08/tim-tebow-urban-meyer-cc.jpg

(from top, 2005 Utah in Fiesta Bowl vs. Pitt, 2007 Nat'l Championship Florida vs. Ohio State, 2008 SEC championship vs. Bammer)

IT IS TIME TO HAND HIM A LOSS.

[olevetonahill]

Has a:hot: Daughter

[KantoSooner]

Is all set to star as 'Dad Brady' in the remake of the 'Brady Bunch'. Tim Tebow will play Marsha. The opening episode will be in the Philippines,during summer break.

Yeah. It's an 'updated' version. Not for kids.

[Frozen Sooner]

's....baloney has a first name.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...knows he'll never be the guy Florida REALLY wanted:

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2347/stoopsufpp6.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

http://www.coacheshotseat.com/BobStoopsCHS.jpg

...knows he'll never sire my children as long as Bob Stoops is alive.

[Frozen Sooner]

...engages in coprophagia. It's only with Tebow, though, so who can blame him?

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

Pretends not to know his cousin Rural when he runs into him at Penney's.

[DrZaius]

.. is warming Tebow's crotch with his face as you read this.

[OUMallen]

Has a:hot: Daughter

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_XcBPo8U0GEk/Rp6HuIYKOeI/AAAAAAAAA88/0_-ydfVwoKw/s400/nikki4.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...is upset that his daughter "knows" Deion Sanders.

[illinisooner]

...thinks winning a national title is like kissing your daughter.

[OUAndy1807]

raped a turtle.

[fossil]

(I didn't see it...and it's never too early to start!)

...thanks his parents for naming him Urban. Urban??? WTF???
;) Has a younger brother named suburban!

[CaliBornSoonerBred]

knows nothing about OUr team except we score a lot

[SoonerShark]

I like the name.

Nevertheless, he was called Urban the Vermin growing up because kids can be cruel and don't need things to rhyme exactly.

[SoonerMom2]

...tried to act like Tim Tebow's comments didn't happen, if fear of Tebow's life.

Meyer tries to act like no players ever get in trouble also. He just calls in the alum, they pick up the tab, and whatever happened to have someone arrested goes away.

[sidewinder517]

Is teaching his daughter how to pick Deions pocket.

[Frozen Sooner]

...has been convicted of popery.

[OUstud]

...thinks One Hot Minute was RHCP's best album.

[DenverSooner751]

..... macramed Tim Tebow a pair of jean shorts

[^*\~><~/*^]

... likes getting his hair tousled by big strong man boys.
Watch number 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkIop4Fexbg

[Jacie]

. . . was happy as a pig in slop to get out of Utah.

[BoomerSoonerTexasscks]

wishes they playing Texas

[BoomerSoonerTexasscks]

Had to leave most of his wives in Utah

[retnuH03]

is glad he doesn't have to worry about tebow hitting on his daughter (he's a fruit)

[Dio]

...was named for a Pope, but routinely beats the Bishop.

[Dio]

...his mama told him Gators is cranky 'cause they have all them teeth and no toothbrush.

[FirstandGoal]

... is going to let his twin brother Oscar coach in the championship game.

[ratherthanlater]

...moved to Florida because he loves the taste of old man balls.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Thinks there should be unlimited drilling offshore of Florida and is invested heavily in all the major oil companies.

[Hot Rod]

...goes by his middle name instead of his REAL first name, which happens to be the same as a famous skiier who tamed the K-12.
http://z.hubpages.com/u/365957_f520.jpg

[SteelClip49]

......wears Crocs and Lacoste shirts when not on the field and cries when he sees the one eyed Gator in Happy Gilmore

[Mark_in_Tulsa]

...is the secret love child of Mr. Belveder and Danny Devito.

[O-town Gator]

is a Jimmy Buffett "parrothead" (True: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/5min/story/800177.html)

[Boomer Mooner]

...has a first name, it's U-R-B-A-N
and he has a second name it's M-E-Y-E-R
he loves to yank it every day, and if you ask him why he'll saaaaayyyyyy,
'cause Urban Meyer has his way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A.

Oh yeah, his brothers name is Bourban, it's his sister that's Suburban.

[Collier11]

. . . was happy as a pig in slop to get out of Utah.

Left behind his other two wives and other "hot daughters" in Utah

[hgarmorer]

Lives downtown just to hear people say "My, you're urban".

oh god, I suck

[illinisooner]

...tried to buy the Illinois senate seat from Governor Blagojevich.

[fadada1]

... thinks peter feltersnatch is really a student at UF.

[homerSimpsonsBrain]

Wants to rename the "Swamp", "The Urban Jungle"

[OUMallen]

...thinks we OU fans are a bunch of namby-pamby wussies for letting this thread fall to page 3...but he's wrong!

[HiFiGator]

is Boomer Sooner land's biggest nightmare ... well, this side of Tebow and Harvin and Demps and Rainey and Hernandez and Murphy and Nelson and Moore and Moody and Moore and .... you get the point.

[cjames317]

... squirmed uncomfortably in his seat when I yelled, "How much for the little girl?"

[OUMallen]

Affects a British accent for prolonged periods of time then looks at you like YOU'RE the idiot when you ask him about it.

[badger]

... wonders how much money he'd milk Notre Dame for now that he's got the Heisman AND the National Champion...

...from one and two years ago. Hopefully Notre Dame has a longer-term memory and not a short-term one come January, or they'll still be smarting over the fact that Oklahoma took both those trophies this season :D

[Crucifax Autumn]

...Tebows Teabag Nightly

[star1]

Well, they had reasons...having to do with their Catholic faith.
(Remember that Notre Dame was flirting with Urbie before Flawda.)

I'm not certain as to which, if any one in particular, of the Pope Urbans Mr. Meyer is named in honor of, but this one sounds like a notable guy.
http://www.templarhistory.com/urbanii.html

LF

PS: If they turn out to be members of The Backwood Primitive Brethren and Sistren Assembly Of Jumpin' Jehosaphat (Snake Handlin' 'n Cy-Oh-nide Drinkin' Branch), forget I evAr mentioned it.
Bring on the Templas again,make a Great Team.

[OUMallen]

...gets a mani/pedi before each game.

[badger]

... is glad there is no playoff.
http://www.secsportsfan.com/images/ole-miss-football.jpg
Never know when one of these will happen again :P

[footballplus]

...wore a turban in suburban of Durban and has a crush of Uma Turman

[IowaSooner26]

...is upset that Tim Tebow is getting more attention than he is.

[IowaSooner26]

... thought that Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't fear the reaper" needed more cowbell.

[badger]

... as evidenced by the fact that a newer thread on Tim Tebow started earlier today has already far surpassed this one, Meyer will be utterly f**ked up the a** when Tebow is out of eligibility and Meyer actually has to coach some talent out of other, non-godlike players.

[CincySooner]

... can't keep a straight face when the doc asks him to turn his head and cough.

[SoonerPr8r]

... thinks peter feltersnatch is really a student at UF.

wishes Peter Feltersnatch was dating his daughter.

[Hot Rod]

...once ate the 'ol 86'er to keep from paying for it.

[IronSoonerMan]

....stole Tebags Heisman to "stiffarm" Himself at night

[deweydw]

... as evidenced by the fact that a newer thread on Tim Tebow started earlier today has already far surpassed this one, Meyer will be utterly f**ked up the a** when Tebow is out of eligibility and Meyer actually has to coach some talent out of other, non-godlike players.

... is looking forward to when Tebow is out of eligibility.

[IowaSooner26]

...can't believe he can't stay on the first page.

[birddog]

prefers to be called suburban frankfurter

[Flsunman]

...tried to act like Tim Tebow's comments didn't happen, in fear that he provoked our D to prove themselves once again. (True story)

No offense, but I don't think UF is scared of OU's defense at all. UF has faced much better defenses all year and did nothing but pile on points and yards.

[FirstandGoal]

...needs to explain to UF fans just how this thread works...

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is gonna get run over by the Schooner soon

[hgarmorer]

is alot harder to make fun of then his QB.

[gatordelaltomaiz]

...knows the difference between "then" and "than."

[GatorOne]

... has not lost the past 4 straight BCS bowls he's coached in.

[GatorOne]

... is a respectable man who pulls the starters early in the third quarter when playing a terrible defense.

[gatorsownu2]

WILL OWN Oklahoma the same way he OWNS ohio state:pop:

[gatorsownu2]

WILL OWN THE BIG 12the same way he owns the big 10:D

[hgarmorer]

is mad a gatard fan for correcting grammar errors on the internet

[GottaHavePride]

... is a hand-on-wall leaner at the urinal.

[GrowlinGator]

... is able to convert this thread into a formation, and is planning to throw a jump pass for a touchdown out of it in Miami.

[IBleedCrimson]

...is a nancy school girl

[GrowlinGator]

could walk on water ... if Tebow hadn't turned it into wine.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Secretly eats fried gator tail because he says it tastes like chicken...

[goingoneight]

... asked Steve Spurrier to come give a pregame speech after he's done with Oklahoma's.

[SoonerObsession]

..parks in handicap parking spots

[SoonerObsession]

...uses paper instead of plastic because he doesn't care about trees

[SoonerObsession]

...consistently misses a belt loop when he wears a belt.

[SoonerObsession]

...always brings cheap store-bought deserts to Christmas parties.

[SoonerObsession]

...leaves his turn signal on even when he's not making a turn.

[SoonerObsession]

...asks the clerk at the dollar store "how much for this?"

[SoonerObsession]

...wears sweatbands on his forehead when he works out with his team.

[hgarmorer]

thinks Gary England is decent at the whole weather gig.

[Czar Soonerov]

...carries around mistletoe over his head at the office Christmas party and slips the tongue

[Czar Soonerov]

...is building Keno.

[SoonerObsession]

...hates ESPN and thinks it's an evil empire that is determined to hurt OU fans in any way possible. Oh..wait...

[SoonerObsession]

...celebrates Michael Bolten's whole catalog and thinks "When a man loves a woman" is as good as it gets.

[BoomerJ]

Has a pregame ritual of wearing Tebow's cup in his leotard while singing "Word Up" by Cameo.

[SteelCitySooner]

...would rather coach at ND

[SteelCitySooner]

...stands still and blocks the passage on moving walkways at the airport

[soonerduke]

thinks the opening at Iowa State is a great opportunity and a step up from the UF job.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

...Feels job security after the SEC showed they are good with 5-19 records.

[Hot Rod]

...plays online games as the alias "Dusty Bottoms"

[FirstandGoal]

... is mad that he was on the second page

[SteelCitySooner]

...charters boats so he can lean over the bow and yell "I'm king of the world!"

[Hot Rod]

...once went to a Halloween party dressed as Leslie Nielsen.

[Skysooner]

....tried the "Naked Man" move on his high school girlfriend and failed miserably.

[illinisooner]

...is looking ahead to Appalachain State.

[SoonerTroll]

... thinks the weather outside is frightful

..... is afraid of the dark like a Canadian

[Hot Rod]

...thinks broccoli has "pubes".

[engigator]

...is wondering what Sam Bradford's "part time job" is.

...is thinking that OU fans sound eerily similar to the Bammers a couple weeks ago before they had their "we created football" @$$es sent home empty handed.

...has done a better job at UF than Stoops ever could have done.

...is thinking about implementing the "hook and ladder" or "statue of liberty".

:)

[t8rg8r]

will never lose to Boise State.

[t8rg8r]

will never have a little brother use the family name to land a coaching job in the Pac 10.

[OUmillenium]

ooops, I was thinking Irving Fryar.

[OUmillenium]

... is going to let his twin brother Oscar coach in the championship game.

beat me to it.

[SoonerObsession]

...still hasn't figured out why he can't install the newest software on his Commodore 64.

[SoonerObsession]

will never lose to Boise State.

Because he will schedule the Citadel in their place.

[TheUnnamedSooner]

... drinks from the toilet.

[SoonerObsession]

...makes change in the offering plate.

[SoonerObsession]

...drinks Tab

[TheUnnamedSooner]

.... eats yellow snow.

[SoonerObsession]

...likes anchovies

[delhalew]

...double dips when sharing salsa or queso.

[mobilesteve]

Created Tim Tebow out of his spit and dirt.

[Jacie]

. . . still considers Notre Dame his ‘dream job’

This one is true.

GAINESVILLE, Fla. (AP)—Coach Urban Meyer tried to reassure Florida fans of his commitment to he Gators on Tuesday, but reiterated that Notre Dame might always be his “dream job.”

Meyer said he was “trying to be extremely respectful for all involved,” but his latest comments might not help stave off criticism.

“Our staff has given our life to Florida football for four years,” Meyer said following the team’s first bowl practice. “We plan on giving our life to Florida football for a long, long time. You start hearing, ‘Well coach, I thought you said (Notre Dame was) your dream job.’ I grew up in the North and that was my dream job. Probably always will, but that has nothing to do with this.

“This is my dream job. This is my job. I hope to be here for a long, long time. I hear that out there and it’s my fault. But this is everything I want in a school. This is the best job in America. You don’t give your life to a school like our whole staff has. We plan on doing this for a long time.”

Last week, Meyer told a Miami radio station that he might want to coach the Fighting Irish once his three children completed high school.

Meyer spurned Notre Dame in 2004, instead choosing to move from Utah to Florida. He won a national championship in his second season and will play for another one next month in the Bowl Championship Series national title game in Miami.

“Once my kids are done, maybe some day I’ll go coach there,” Meyer told WQAM. “I don’t know that. That’s way down the road. Being a father and being able to recruit the best athletes in America within a five-hour radius of my home, that’s why I came to Florida. I thought we could have a great chance at success.”

There was plenty of speculation that if Notre Dame fired Charlie Weis after this season, the school would take another run at Meyer.

Meyer signed a seven-year, $3.25 million extension after the 2006 championship. But he made it clear during the radio interview that returning Notre Dame—he was an assistant there from 1996 to 2000—was still a possibility.

“To be the head football coach of Notre Dame, you’re on a plane recruiting because you recruit San Diego as hard as you recruit New York as hard as you recruit Florida, Texas, Ohio,” said Meyer, whose youngest child has yet to reach middle school. “It’s a national recruiting base. I recruited there for six years, and I spent every night in a hotel in an airport. I’m going to be a good father first.”

[delhalew]

...Got rufeed at spring break.

[delhalew]

rides with teabag on a bicycle built for two.

[delhalew]

says what mama doesn't know won't hurt her.

[shaun4411]

is a complete pompous *** with his idea that florida has better players, is a better team, and will beat ou. ive seen the sly undertone in several of his interviews and comments.

[soonerduke]

gets goosebumps every time he hears the Pride of Oklahoma play Boomer Sooner. Expects to hear it often during the game. Thinks the sophisticated lyrics are very meaningful and inspiring. Is trying hard to memorize them so he can sing rather than just hum.

[SoonerObsession]

...watches "The View"

[delhalew]

TIVOS the view... and oprah

[engigator]

...loves the movie Twister.

[SoonerObsession]

...loves playing Twister with Tebow

[engigator]

...saw Bradford making out with McCoy in New York after Sammy won the Heisman. He turned to Tebow and said we're going to crush that pansy ***.

[SoonerObsession]

...listens to Barbra Streisand and has a preference for track lighting.

[SoonerObsession]

...wants you to place the lotion on your skin or else you get the hose again.

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

was banned for life from Olive Garden after repeatidly ordering fellatio.

[Rock Hard Corn Frog]

then was banned from Waffle House after performing fellatio.

[stoopified]

Has a daughter named Interurban,a son named Gas Turbine.

[SoonerTroll]

... wants you to want him, he needs you to need him, he's beeeeeggin you to beg him, he'd love you to love him, he'd buy a brand new shirt and put on brand new shoes, he would do anything if you'd saaaaaaaaay that you love him.

[Hot Rod]

...is a regular at the Blue Oyster Bar.

[BoomerJ]

Tucks in Tebow nightly just after "Tickle-time".

[SoonerInFla]

...is wondering what Sam Bradford's "part time job" is.

...is thinking that OU fans sound eerily similar to the Bammers a couple weeks ago before they had their "we created football" @$$es sent home empty handed.

...has done a better job at UF than Stoops ever could have done.

...is thinking about implementing the "hook and ladder" or "statue of liberty".

:)

Knows the difference between sticking a hook on a ladder and running a football play...the "hook and lateral."

[SoonerTroll]

..likes a diet coke with a side tebow peni$ for lunch

[OU_Sooners75]

....puts the gay in Gaytor.



(not sure if that was posted or not...but not reading 8 pages to find out. :) )

[deweydw]

... loves duck sausage.

[deweydw]

... hopes this thread won't go over 400 replies.

[coldblooded]

.....Doesn't give a rat's *** about hayseed geeks posting on a self-obsessed hogfarmers message board on subjects about which they know nothing. He is a realfootball coach, and.....he.....will......crush......you........

[Landthief 1972]

...has convinced all the Gaytor fans that there are no hayseeds or hogfarmers in Florida by burning all copies of this photo:

http://forums.palmettofootballtalk.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/2511030366/inlineimg/Y/gator_fans_2007.jpeg

[Landthief 1972]

...hopes Venebles doesn't unveil a new defensive package called "The Hanging Chad" or "Butterfly Ballot."

[cheezyq]

...left "The Flash" off his recruiting list because of his lack of speed...

[cheezyq]

will never lose to Boise State.

...because he's too busy scheming for the Citadel.

Edit: Doh! Should have read a couple of posts down...

[MarylandGator]

...coached the fl gators to their 2nd mnc in 3 years.

[Czar Soonerov]

...goes through the express lane with more than 10 items.

[L-Boy]

...is the God of college football...and Tim Tebow is his Warrior prophet sent to unleash his fury on the non-Gator infidels.

[BigBoomerInBigD]

...was kicked out of Barnes and Noble for "crop dusting".

[SoonerObsession]

...still tries to talk the talk around his players with references to Snoop Dog's Izzleisms

[SoonerObsession]

...thinks Rocky 5 was the best Rocky movie.

[SoonerTroll]

.. has this photo posted above his bed for his nightly "special time"..
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd235/sunkist2612/jorts.jpg

[SteelCitySooner]

...is the founding member of the "Vince from ShamWOW" fanclub

[SoonerTroll]

...is the founding member of the "Vince from ShamWOW" fanclub


Where can i sign up?

[SoonerTroll]

..thinks the Thunder hav a shot against Cleveland :eek:

[soonerthanu]

Does not like his crazy uncle Burban.

Will learn what the 95 gators learned.

[SoonerObsession]

...still answers his phone saying, "whaaaazzzz uuuuupppppp???"

[SoonerObsession]

...told his kids that Santa Clause is not real when they were 4 years old.

[SoonerObsession]

...screams "FOUL" every time someone defends his shot in pickup basketball games.

[SoonerObsession]

...is always complaining that Keanu Reeves never gets any Oscar nominations.

[SoonerObsession]

...pads his post count in the other teams coach's thread. Oh wait...

[SteelCitySooner]

...won't let this thread drop to page 2

[Readyfor8]

... doesn't read the entire thread in a rush to keep it from falling to the second page, and thus is forced to edit his posts.

[Readyfor8]

... makes the most obvious joke and is overly critical of himself because of it.

[76soonergrad]

....has his teeth whitened for a more effective smirk....

[Bruiser53]

...thinks even Mississippi St has more speed than any Big 12 team.

[SoonerTroll]

... always minds the stepchildren

[SoonerObsession]

...asked his doctor what he could do to prevent that pesky computer virus from making his family sick.

[deweydw]

... got stranded on the escalator at the mall when the power went out.

[meoveryouxinfinity]

... got stranded on the escalator at the mall when the power went out.

...ran up and down them looking for the emergency phone

[SoonerObsession]

...can see the merge right sign up ahead, but continues to stay in that lane passing all the people who have already responsibly merged and rudely cuts in at the last second.

[HBick]

...feels threatened by the arrival of Kiffin. Monte Kiffin

[SoonerTroll]

...can see the merge right sign up ahead, but continues to stay in that lane passing all the people who have already responsibly merged and rudely cuts in at the last second.

I hate those people. I always wish tickets upon them.

[SoonerObsession]

...is on the committee that is trying outlaw a DVR's ability to skip through commercials.

[Readyfor8]

... is going to make a great coach at Notre Dame.

[Readyfor8]

... is convinced that the Scopes Monkey trial is about shooting monkeys.

[SoonerObsession]

...can't figure out how the gas pump can wash his car.

[soonerboy_odanorth]

...wishes his first name was "Oscar"....

[SoonerTroll]

... would like two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions and a sesame seed bun more than a national title

[DenverSooner751]

.....plays dance dance revolution

[SteelCitySooner]

...cannot beleive this thread was found on page 4!!!

[SteelCitySooner]

....thinks that ESPN's version of Billy May's is hellacool..

[Crucifax Autumn]

...wears underoos

[Crucifax Autumn]

Stole my coco pebbles!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks bombarding us with gaytor fans will win the game.

[Crucifax Autumn]

eats his eggs under difficult!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...screwed the pooch

[Crucifax Autumn]

...eats *** for breakfast

[Crucifax Autumn]

...still cries about Utah

[Crucifax Autumn]

...swallows

[Crucifax Autumn]

...thinks McDonalds is the bomb!

[Crucifax Autumn]

...farts in his own general direction

[KYSooner]

...mixes his weinies with his mommas' toe jam, and plays ball like a girl.

[oudivesherpa]

... likes getting his hair tousled by big strong man boys.

Uses KY Jelly as styling jell.

[KYSooner]

...bribes children to follow him to the pond with promises of candy and funny stories.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

... real name is Chad Meyer. Changed it to Urban to help with recruiting inner city kids.

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...has been convicted of popery.

...has been convicted of potpourri. But it was egregious offense.

[deweydw]

... can't believe he fell to page 3. And collects urinal cakes.

[illinisooner]

...was rooting for Johnny Lawrence in the Karate Kid.

[Hot Rod]

...will still have his Christmas lights up and on as the first day of Spring arrives.

[Hot Rod]

...once auditioned for Billy Mays' job.

[Hot Rod]

...was one of the original Honeycomb kids.

[FirstandGoal]

.... thinks his thread should be stickied so it doesn't end up in Bolivia...

[FlaBuff]

Likes his omlet extra hairy at the Cafe Risque in Waldo before he hits the flea market.

[SteelCitySooner]

..baits little kids to "pull my finger", then blames it on the dog

[Blitzkrieg]

Urban Meyer is nice...
Sensitive, has lots of friends in Washington.

Urban has a future,
is sensitive and likes meeting people.
@#$%^ @#$% eats puke is a !@##$% #$%^ @#$%^&*()
*&^%%$#@#$% his mother
&^%%$#@%^ his dad
licks his sister's $%^^&

Is an @$$%^&*(!

Ahhhhhhhgh! @#$%^ dog @!$&!

Urban has a future.
He is aesthetic,
goes to Sacramento.

Urban has friends and people,
likes meeting them and is a very social type-

@#$% %^&* @#$% puke is a toilet drinking @#$$%

Pukes through his nose drinks toilet water!

@#$%^ his mother's #$$%^&*
licks his sister's ^&**^
$%^^&*(%$# his father
%^&&*(%^$ his brother
@#$%^ dog #$%^
#$%^& horse #$%^
is a #$%%^

Set to the Tune the Ballard of Jerry Curlan

[StoopTroup]

...posted on SoonerFans today about how proud he was of his 21 graduates.

[StoopTroup]

...just called John Madden because he can't figure out what he's doing wrong.

[Hot Rod]

...still considers himself, a Whopper Virgin.

[Hot Rod]

...wanted to meet Crocodile Dundee after becoming the coach of the "Gators".

[JLEW1818]

has a little pee-pee

[SoonerTroll]

... thinks that USC, Utah, and Texas should all fight for the right to have a share of the national title.

[Buckwheat]

. . . wears these under his jorts.

http://i4.ebayimg.com/03/i/001/14/fc/d01e_1.JPG

[Buckwheat]

. . . and these when he has to wear a coat & tie.

http://shoppingkingz.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/fc2cd94f71cf7ecb975594156ae4c2cd.jpg

[Readyfor8]

... doesn't believe in the Jinx.

[Hot Rod]

...is about to see what Sooner Magic is all about!