SoonerEmpire
12/7/2008, 10:36 AM
I REALLY HATE Texass! I am SO fed up with dumb texans. My hate for them has extended beyond football. Football ties be damned, but I really HATE the state of texass and all that whore's citizens... most of them, anyway. Considering that a good majority of their citizens that pay attention to sports are UTerus supporters, I feel pretty justified in saying "most" of them. As with all things, there are always a few exceptions. But If it weren't for the fine athletic talent that realizes on an annual basis that north of the Red is the Promised Land when it comes to fulfilling their athletic hopes and dreams, I'd be all for nuking that God-awful state. Sometimes, I wish those losers would actually follow through with their threat to leave the Union. America would be better off without them. Good riddance! As far as I'm concerned, those stuck up, whiny a$$ b*tches south of the Red are worse than France!
I normally keep my emotions in check about this, but at this point, I just don't care anymore. the university of texass should burn in hell. For all their elitism. For all their arrogance. For all their stupidity. For all their feelings of superiority... even above God himself, as they think they are. For all their classlessness - even while whining, moaning, crying, screaming, b*tching, and complaining like the $2 dollar hooker that they are, while getting gangbanged, they have the nerve to call US and ANYONE ELSE that doesn't agree with them as classless. They have the nerve to mock US for being "toothless uneducated rednecks who live in mobile homes." Yet, it is THEY who are the heart and home of the "Cowboy" and the "Wild West." It is THEY who are the heart and home for uneducated rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. It is THEY who are the home of the steer and the queer. It is THEY who walk really funny and talk really slow. It is THEY who have ego's bigger than their state itself that, if said ego isn't satisfied by the rest of the nation, they shut down the entire state and go into instant suicide alert, because they can't handle not being in the limelight. They can't handle not being the center of attention for any period of time, no matter how long or short of a time span it may be for. They make themselves out to be SO FAR SUPERIOR to everyone else, but when it comes down to it, they act FAR MORE INFERIOR than anyone else in America! For thinking that they are God's gift to our great nation. For thinking that they are God's gift to God himself! Even the OSU aggies and the Texas A&M aggies don't act as "aggy" as they do! Indeed, texass and their little cheeseburger worshiping university should burn in hell!
I once heard on the Morning Animals a sound byte where the guy says, "Texas... the lowest form of white man on earth!" At the time, I thought it was funny as hell. I thought it was a good light-hearted joke. No big deal. No harm done on either side. Just a light-hearted jab at that so-called university down south in Austin. NOW, however, I think they may REALLY and TRULY have been on to something.
In terms of land mass, texass is America's biggest waste of space. In terms of population, texass is America's biggest waste of human flesh! Again, I realize there are a few exceptions. There are a small... and I mean an EXTREMELY small percentage of people in texass that are good people, but the rest of them are a waste of human flesh. Period! When I say "exceptions," in addition to the exceptions to the few GOOD citizens of texass, I am also being inclusive of the other universities. I have no problem with the Baylor's, Tech's, A&M's (except for their weird cult-like traditions), Rice's, TCU's, and UTEP's of the world, etc. But, considering that a good majority of their citizens are UTerus supporters, I feel pretty justified in condemning "most" of them (again, not all).
I used to wonder, in late December every year, when they would get up in the morning and leave for work, if they turned their cars on, and their cars automatically drove them to San Diego instead of taking them to work. Looks like this year, their cars will get to save a few extra miles and stop in Glendale, AZ if all goes according to plan. Good for them. Progress and improvement one baby step at a time! All of that just makes it THAT MUCH SWEETER that it is US who "HOOKED" their moms in the rectal areas by winning the Big XII championship... AGAIN!
Psalm 75:10, "I will cut off the HORNS of all the wicked..."
I normally keep my emotions in check about this, but at this point, I just don't care anymore. the university of texass should burn in hell. For all their elitism. For all their arrogance. For all their stupidity. For all their feelings of superiority... even above God himself, as they think they are. For all their classlessness - even while whining, moaning, crying, screaming, b*tching, and complaining like the $2 dollar hooker that they are, while getting gangbanged, they have the nerve to call US and ANYONE ELSE that doesn't agree with them as classless. They have the nerve to mock US for being "toothless uneducated rednecks who live in mobile homes." Yet, it is THEY who are the heart and home of the "Cowboy" and the "Wild West." It is THEY who are the heart and home for uneducated rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks. It is THEY who are the home of the steer and the queer. It is THEY who walk really funny and talk really slow. It is THEY who have ego's bigger than their state itself that, if said ego isn't satisfied by the rest of the nation, they shut down the entire state and go into instant suicide alert, because they can't handle not being in the limelight. They can't handle not being the center of attention for any period of time, no matter how long or short of a time span it may be for. They make themselves out to be SO FAR SUPERIOR to everyone else, but when it comes down to it, they act FAR MORE INFERIOR than anyone else in America! For thinking that they are God's gift to our great nation. For thinking that they are God's gift to God himself! Even the OSU aggies and the Texas A&M aggies don't act as "aggy" as they do! Indeed, texass and their little cheeseburger worshiping university should burn in hell!
I once heard on the Morning Animals a sound byte where the guy says, "Texas... the lowest form of white man on earth!" At the time, I thought it was funny as hell. I thought it was a good light-hearted joke. No big deal. No harm done on either side. Just a light-hearted jab at that so-called university down south in Austin. NOW, however, I think they may REALLY and TRULY have been on to something.
In terms of land mass, texass is America's biggest waste of space. In terms of population, texass is America's biggest waste of human flesh! Again, I realize there are a few exceptions. There are a small... and I mean an EXTREMELY small percentage of people in texass that are good people, but the rest of them are a waste of human flesh. Period! When I say "exceptions," in addition to the exceptions to the few GOOD citizens of texass, I am also being inclusive of the other universities. I have no problem with the Baylor's, Tech's, A&M's (except for their weird cult-like traditions), Rice's, TCU's, and UTEP's of the world, etc. But, considering that a good majority of their citizens are UTerus supporters, I feel pretty justified in condemning "most" of them (again, not all).
I used to wonder, in late December every year, when they would get up in the morning and leave for work, if they turned their cars on, and their cars automatically drove them to San Diego instead of taking them to work. Looks like this year, their cars will get to save a few extra miles and stop in Glendale, AZ if all goes according to plan. Good for them. Progress and improvement one baby step at a time! All of that just makes it THAT MUCH SWEETER that it is US who "HOOKED" their moms in the rectal areas by winning the Big XII championship... AGAIN!
Psalm 75:10, "I will cut off the HORNS of all the wicked..."