View Full Version : *** BREAKING NEWS: PLAXICO BURRESS ***
Partial Qualifier
12/5/2008, 03:35 PM
We are providing this information just in case, you know, in case you hadn't heard yet. A service to those who haven't watched a TV or turned on your radio at any random point in time during the last 5 days.
Plaxico Burress was involved in an accident involving a handgun at a Manhattan nightclub.
Plaxico Burress accidentially shot himself in the leg at a nightclub.
Plaxico Burress will face the charge of unlawfully carrying a handgun.
Plaxico Burress's lawyer says he will please 'not guilty'.
Plaxico Burress's teammates support him, but don't want to talk about it.
Plaxico Burress ... Plaxico Burress ... PLAXICO BURRESS!
Srsly -- why is this 'round-the-clock, mention-it-every-10-minutes news??
STOP IT ALREADY!! :mad: :mad: :mad:
Widescreen
12/5/2008, 03:45 PM
They just love saying Plaxico.
fadada1
12/5/2008, 03:47 PM
what happened?
SteelCitySooner
12/5/2008, 03:51 PM
But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?
Partial Qualifier
12/5/2008, 04:10 PM
They just love saying Plaxico.
dude.. that was the ONE plausible explanation that came to my mind. 'Cause I like saying it too :O
But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?
I like saying 'plax' more than 'plex', so let's go with that?
mdklatt
12/5/2008, 04:20 PM
They just love saying Plaxico.
Who doesn't? I've been a fan of saying "Plaxico" ever since his Rustbelt Aggy days. He's no D'Brickashaw Ferguson of course, but who is.
What's the over/under on how long it is before Jerry Jones signs him?
ouwasp
12/5/2008, 04:29 PM
okay, what could "plaxico" mean in a foreign language...:)
My guess is "dumbazz"
Paperclip
12/5/2008, 04:44 PM
In other news, Tony Dungy returned to practice today following the tragic death of his son.
noobalicious
12/5/2008, 04:46 PM
Wow, when i saw this thread title, I thought maybe he decided to shoot someone else, or he shot himself in his other leg or something.
Laaaaaaaaaame.
85sooners
12/5/2008, 04:46 PM
:confused:
SoonerTank
12/5/2008, 04:47 PM
okay, what could "plaxico" mean in a foreign language...:)
My guess is "dumbazz"
I don't know it's like, plexi-glass and Mexico. I'd say it means plastic glass made in Mexico.:D
S008NER
12/5/2008, 05:45 PM
Just wait for this guy's turn to get into the news.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900
soonerinabilene
12/5/2008, 05:51 PM
If you think this is bad, just wait until they find out Michael Vick is involved in dogfighting.
Although we might be getting a break from all the Plaxico talk with OJ finally getting convicted for starting the LA riots.
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12/5/2008, 06:12 PM
hmmmm...I wonder what the headline would be if he shot himself in the tallywacker?
guzziguy
12/5/2008, 09:36 PM
Gun safety tips from Plaxico.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA&eurl
oubose
12/5/2008, 10:38 PM
Who really cares about playtexico? I sure the he** don't!
sidewinder517
12/5/2008, 10:56 PM
Just wait for this guy's turn to get into the news.
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900
I would have to change my name! ROFLAO
GottaHavePride
12/5/2008, 11:31 PM
They just love saying Plaxico.
I like saying "boobies", but people look at me funny after the third or fourth time.
Plaxico translates to "Bullseye Leg" in Swahili
Crucifax Autumn
12/6/2008, 03:17 AM
But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?
Neither...It's Re-tard
olevetonahill
12/6/2008, 04:23 AM
But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?
I think Its Pronounced Dumb ****** Not sure tho ;)
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