*** BREAKING NEWS: PLAXICO BURRESS ***

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We are providing this information just in case, you know, in case you hadn't heard yet. A service to those who haven't watched a TV or turned on your radio at any random point in time during the last 5 days.

Plaxico Burress was involved in an accident involving a handgun at a Manhattan nightclub.

Plaxico Burress accidentially shot himself in the leg at a nightclub.

Plaxico Burress will face the charge of unlawfully carrying a handgun.

Plaxico Burress's lawyer says he will please 'not guilty'.

Plaxico Burress's teammates support him, but don't want to talk about it.

Plaxico Burress ... Plaxico Burress ... PLAXICO BURRESS!

Srsly -- why is this 'round-the-clock, mention-it-every-10-minutes news??
STOP IT ALREADY!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

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They just love saying Plaxico.

[fadada1]

what happened?

[SteelCitySooner]

But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?

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They just love saying Plaxico.

dude.. that was the ONE plausible explanation that came to my mind. 'Cause I like saying it too :O



But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?

I like saying 'plax' more than 'plex', so let's go with that?

[mdklatt]

They just love saying Plaxico.

Who doesn't? I've been a fan of saying "Plaxico" ever since his Rustbelt Aggy days. He's no D'Brickashaw Ferguson of course, but who is.



What's the over/under on how long it is before Jerry Jones signs him?

[ouwasp]

okay, what could "plaxico" mean in a foreign language...:)

My guess is "dumbazz"

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In other news, Tony Dungy returned to practice today following the tragic death of his son.

[noobalicious]

Wow, when i saw this thread title, I thought maybe he decided to shoot someone else, or he shot himself in his other leg or something.

Laaaaaaaaaame.

[85sooners]

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[SoonerTank]

okay, what could "plaxico" mean in a foreign language...:)

My guess is "dumbazz"

I don't know it's like, plexi-glass and Mexico. I'd say it means plastic glass made in Mexico.:D

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Just wait for this guy's turn to get into the news.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900

[soonerinabilene]

If you think this is bad, just wait until they find out Michael Vick is involved in dogfighting.

Although we might be getting a break from all the Plaxico talk with OJ finally getting convicted for starting the LA riots.

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hmmmm...I wonder what the headline would be if he shot himself in the tallywacker?

[guzziguy]

Gun safety tips from Plaxico.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpgL5kuBpMA&eurl

[oubose]

Who really cares about playtexico? I sure the he** don't!

[sidewinder517]

Just wait for this guy's turn to get into the news.

http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/player/profile?playerId=148900

I would have to change my name! ROFLAO

[GottaHavePride]

They just love saying Plaxico.

I like saying "boobies", but people look at me funny after the third or fourth time.

[tator]

Plaxico translates to "Bullseye Leg" in Swahili

[Crucifax Autumn]

But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?

Neither...It's Re-tard

[olevetonahill]

But is it pronounced Plex-ico, or Plax-ico?

I think Its Pronounced Dumb ****** Not sure tho ;)