Strange occurrences in my home

[S008NER]

I have lived in this house for 7 years with no incident but recently started strange feelings of not being alone and being watched. I am seeing shadows on the corner of my eye and doors that are being not being opened but occasionally bumped at night. Sometimes it sounds like someone is trying to come in through the front door twisting the handle and putting a key in but when I get up to check there is nothing.At 1030pm the living room gets really cold drafts despite heater and warm clothes. I have been trying to rationalize and be skeptical looking for further evidence. I really… really hope I don’t find that evidence.

[Curly Bill]

Here's what I think: sucks to be you! :P cause that sounds skeery.

[GottaHavePride]

Walk into the living room and say "What? Do y'all want me to bake a pie or something? Or do you just want me to pay for Cinemax this month?"

[salth2o]

Here's what I think: sucks to be you! :P cause that sounds skeery.

heh!

[olevetonahill]

Maybe you should Lay off the Shrooms fer awhile .

[soonerboomer93]

just ask it to leave, or stay in the garage

[GottaHavePride]

Or you could try saying very loudly "If you don't knock it off, I'm gonna light the incense candle. And you KNOW that gives you a headache."

[Soonerus]

you will grow up soon...don't worry...

[yermom]

call Whoopi Goldberg :D

[GottaHavePride]

Call Bill Murray.

[yermom]

wait, who's he gonna call?

[SicEmBaylor]

My home in OK is haunted. Very haunted. We used to do ghost tours every year and have been mentioned in a couple of travel magazines.

My mom wrote a book about our house which is being published and should be on store shelves pretty soon. I wish it had been out in time for Halloween, but one of her editors quit and the new one had to start from scratch so it has been delayed.

[SCOUT]

It sounds like a problem with the seals in your doors and windows. Try some sealant and you should be fine. That and by a shotgun. Double barrel or pump would be best.


Oh, and a priest.

[Chuck Bao]

Set out a little whiskey, a cigar and some chocolates. That should keep the ghosts quiet for a while.

Okay, that's assuming the ghosts are male. If the ghosts are female, I got nothing.

[soonerboomer93]

you will grow up soon...don't worry...

tell him rus has a big hizzouse and would like him to come visit...

[OU4LIFE]

oh, and make sure you draw a pentagram on the floor, and salt the door and window sills.

that'll show it.

[OKLA21FAN]

It's that MONSTER that the King refers to every now and then. It is getting hungry and needs to be fed. There is, however, a pretty good chance that after Jan 6th, things will go quiet for 10 or so years. It is bigger than all of us.

or you may just want to call Perma-Jack and have your foundation looked at. :pop:

[1890MilesToNorman]

It's just Mack Brown polotiking! Did he write 45-35 in the shower fog on the mirror?

There are people who can help you if it gets out of control!

[Echoes]

It sounds like a problem with the seals in your doors and windows. Try some sealant and you should be fine. That and by a shotgun. Double barrel or pump would be best.


Oh, and a priest.

This.


Just be a skeptic. The wind has been blowing, or something. There are no ghosts in your house.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Set out a little whiskey, a cigar and some chocolates. That should keep the ghosts quiet for a while.

Okay, that's assuming the ghosts are male. If the ghosts are female, I got nothing.

If it's the ghost of Monica Lewinsky, she'd know what to do with the cigar!

[IB4OU2]

If the ghosts are female, I got nothing.

Set out an Anthropology catalog with your mastercard and cell phone.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU

[Flagstaffsooner]

You got messicans!

[NormanPride]

Are you sure... absolutely sure... that the hookers in your closet are really dead? I know some people have had problems with that...

[Viking Kitten]

Quick question? Is there a hellhole in the house somewhere? Are you decorating to "feature" it, with say, clever uplighting or perhaps a ficus tree?

[JohnnyMack]

Ya know in all seriousness I really enjoyed the movie House 2: The Second Story. It ruled. I wonder if that's out on DVD?

[batonrougesooner]

Don't look under the bed.

Or dig in your back yard.

[SouthFortySooner]

I'm saving my creative retort for the copycat thread. It should be a good'un. :D