Spanish to English Translation Request

[SicEmBaylor]

What does this mean:
es "mi pajarito es en mi tortilla."

[olevetonahill]

He wants to wrap yer Hot dog In a Tortilla and eat you .
RUN

[GottaHavePride]

my (small) parrot is in my tortilla.

[GottaHavePride]

Which, if I had a dirty mind, I could see as being slang for "I'm uncircumcised"

But I don't have a dirty mind.

[SicEmBaylor]

my (small) parrot is in my tortilla.

That's seriously what it means? It's Drama chick's facebook status.

[GottaHavePride]

that's exactly it. Though grammatically, is should be "mi pajarito está en mi tortilla" - the verb "estar" means that's where the parrot is at this particular moment. The verb "ser" implies that the parrot is there permanently. So it'd have to be, I don't know, baked into the tortilla, or something.

[proud gonzo]

well, that would probably make more sense than a live parrot NOT baked in a tortilla

[GottaHavePride]

http://mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/images/in_your_macaroni.jpg

[SicEmBaylor]

Good lord, drama people are f-ing weird.

[GottaHavePride]

Dude, that's not even CLOSE to the weirdest status update I've seen on facebook.

[GottaHavePride]

And if I were you, I'd look for an accounting major. They might be more your speed. ;)

[proud gonzo]

Is there a women's prison in Waco?


;)

[soonerboomer93]

it's code for saying that someone is ****ing her

[yermom]

ooh, burn

[olevetonahill]

Is there a women's prison in Waco?


;)

Sicem couldnt even score there If he had a Handful Of pardons .

[SicEmBaylor]

it's code for saying that someone is ****ing her

That may actually be true. I've picked up on a few things and heard a few other things here and there.

To make a long story short, I think she may be hooking up with this clarinet playing overweight band nerd who has a funky smell and is not well aquatinted with good grooming.

[GottaHavePride]

That may actually be true. I've picked up on a few things and heard a few other things here and there.

To make a long story short, I think she may be hooking up with this clarinet playing overweight band nerd who has a funky smell and is not well aquatinted with good grooming.

But he's probably acquainted with ****ing.

[proud gonzo]

and just think, he's getting more than you.

[SicEmBaylor]

and just think, he's getting more than you.

He's a band nerd. A BAND NERD! He plays the clarinet!

[soonerboomer93]

apparently the clarinet gets more ***** then an asscot

[SoonerJack]

"this one time at band camp..."

[1890MilesToNorman]

Is there a women's prison in Waco?


;)

There was but they burned it down back in the 90's.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

You should totally kiss her hand all gentlemanly.

[SteelClip49]

apparently she likes it realllll dirty.

[OUDoc]

Sicem couldnt even score there If he had a Handful Of pardons .

Pardons or hardons?

[Half a Hundred]

Pajarito = little bird, not just a parrot.

Told you. Shoulda just hooked up with her. Sounds like her standards aren't all that high.

[IB4OU2]

Clarinets > piccolos

[OUDoc]

Tengo un mono en mis pantalones.

[Half a Hundred]

El queso es viejo y putrido. ¿Dónde está el baño?

[NYC Poke]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/b/ba/Sadjesus.png/180px-Sadjesus.png

[GottaHavePride]

He's a band nerd. A BAND NERD! He plays the clarinet!

Yes. Clarinet players are geeks. You got pwnt by one of them. Emphasizing his geekness is not helping your case any.

;)

[Whet]

the reference is: she has a "bird" in her tortilla (taco) - get it?

[Turd_Ferguson]

the reference is: she has a "bird" in her tortilla (taco) - get it?No, he doesn't.

[proud gonzo]

obviously.