Soonerwake
12/4/2008, 05:21 PM
I searched and didn't find an insightful discussion of the merits of this story. Of course, with all the talk of atheists and ascots, I can see why not.
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=35964
My favorite response: :D
Oh come on, we've all pulled this before. We come strolling out of the bathroom at a major sporting event, only to see a **** blind drunk and rubbing her crotch up against the trophy case, half full plastic cup of "wine" in her hand. What do you do? You drop a urinal cake sized roofie in her drink, wait patiently in line until the handicapped stall opens up (it's Minnesota, there WILL be a line for the handicapped stall - which coincidentally provides time for the 3 lb spanish fly you just slapped her with to kick in) and then you rocket your dork into her "care facility."
Either that, or while waiting in line for a beer, you give a quick nod to the chick in line next to you waiting for a geriatric to scrape the salt off her pretzel and shoot the money line of "you, me, a spacious shi**er....whadda ya say?" on her and slap till it hurts. As the SWAT team is tearing the metal door of the hinges, the best advice really is "uh, wine, you had lots of wine."
http://www.hawkeyelounge.com/showthread.php?t=35964
My favorite response: :D
Oh come on, we've all pulled this before. We come strolling out of the bathroom at a major sporting event, only to see a **** blind drunk and rubbing her crotch up against the trophy case, half full plastic cup of "wine" in her hand. What do you do? You drop a urinal cake sized roofie in her drink, wait patiently in line until the handicapped stall opens up (it's Minnesota, there WILL be a line for the handicapped stall - which coincidentally provides time for the 3 lb spanish fly you just slapped her with to kick in) and then you rocket your dork into her "care facility."
Either that, or while waiting in line for a beer, you give a quick nod to the chick in line next to you waiting for a geriatric to scrape the salt off her pretzel and shoot the money line of "you, me, a spacious shi**er....whadda ya say?" on her and slap till it hurts. As the SWAT team is tearing the metal door of the hinges, the best advice really is "uh, wine, you had lots of wine."