This is why it's OUr year for another MNC

[Okla-homey]

bear with me.

Last week, on Monday, we had a death in the family.

On Wednesday, my mouth started hurting.

On Thursday my jaw started swelling. Couldn't enjoy T'giving because my mouth hurt too badly.

On Friday, I was really hurting. Dentist put a crown on a tooth a month ago, and he thought that would take care of the problematic cracked tooth, but allowed that we'd know in a month if that took care of it. Well, it didn't. Big honking abcess.

Of course, the Lortab and antibiotics the dentist called in got me through to Monday. Went to the dentist Monday at 1300, and he diagnosed a "hot no. 31." That's dentist lingo for an abcessed rear right molar. Referred me to an endodontist (that's dental parlance for a guy who does root canals). I was in his chair at 1630 that day and he completed Phase I of the root canal by 1830. I gotta go back in two weeks for the rinse and flush Phase II, then back to my dentist for a new crown two weeks after that.:(

Okay, so today was the first day my mouth felt normal since last Wednesday.

I get home from work, and this rescue dog we had adopted last week had gotten loose.

I chase him on foot a quarter-mile down south of my house to the vicinity of the StarWorld 20 on South Memorial ( I know, meaningless to non-Tulsans, but I'm on a roll) trying to catch him. Of course, since he's new to our house, he's blowing me off and running from me.

He won't stop, and keeps hauling doggie a$$ south.

The whole time I'm thinking, if he turns west and heads for Memorial Drive (four lanes and packed at 6pm), he's toast.

He does.

He gets hit.

I rush in to scoop him up and get him out of the road, and what does he do? Remember, injured dog right? You know, like all pet owners should know if they have read anything about animal first-aid, otherwise sweet doggies will go Cujo when they're frightened and hurt. But I couldn't leave him in the danged busy thoroughfare. Anyhoo...as I take him into my arms,

he rares up and HE BITES THE TIP OF MY NOSE OFF! Srsly.

He bites my thumb to the bone as I unlatch him from my nose.

I carry him, by the scruff, the quarter mile back to my house, bleeding like a professional wrestler all the way. I get home, praying my wife is home from work, but nooooo. I call my wife to take me to the ER. Of course, this night she decided to work late so she has to drive from the hospital where she works, collect me, and return.

I get a break because a plastic surgeon, known to my GP who happened to be moonlighting in the ER tonight, takes my case.

They take me to the OR, put me under, and rebuild my nose. A full blown rhinoplasty. Now, those of you who have seen me, know I had nose to spare, so he had extra material to work with. But for now, my appearance would scare small children. The thumb should heal on its own, although the dog bit it to the bone.

Therefore, after the flippin' last ten days I've had, I am quite certain, if there is a God in Heaven (a fact of which I'm quite certain), we'll hang half a hundred on Missouri, and beat the crapola out of our MNC opponent.

Oh, and the dog? He's gimping a bit, has a little road rash on his right rear leg, but he's eating and getting around fine. We'll have him checked out by the vet tommorrow, but I think he was just shaken up. I gave the tip of my nose to save his life, but he's too skittish to even come when I call him. I reckon he'll get over that in time.

BOOMER SOONER! BEAT MISERY!

[Frozen Sooner]

OK, my week of furnace blowups and car wrecks isn't quite as bad.

Hope things get better, Homey.

[GottaHavePride]

Holy ****, Homey. Glad you're ok after all that.

[Okla-homey]

Holy ****, Homey. Glad you're ok after all that.

I'll be fine unless my nose or thumb gets gangrene or something. If that happens, I'll be the thumbless, noseless guy at the tailgates next year.

Srsly, I look like I was in an altercation with Hannibal Lector.

[BigRedJed]

Crimeny. Get better, Homey. If it makes you feel any better, the dog is grateful, now that things have settled down a bit.

[GottaHavePride]

Just so long as you don't get a Thing in Homey's Nose to match the Thing in Norm's Leg, then...

[BigRedJed]

However, he very possibly has now developed a taste for human flesh. I'd watch him if I were you.

[yermom]

OK, my week of furnace blowups and car wrecks isn't quite as bad.

Hope things get better, Homey.

how did i miss this?

and damn Homey, that's quite the rescue of a rescue dog

my condolences for the thumb and the schnoz, happy healing :eek:

[bri]

So, no lunch this week? :D

Way to take one for the team, Holmes. Or ten, as it were.

[KsSooner]

Stoops injury report,"Homey just needs an aspirin and a bandaid, he will be good to go"

[Hot Rod]

Homey gets the game ball this weekend.

[TUSooner]

Wow.
Just. Wow.
But I'm sure you'll be as pretty as ever.

& I think I'll not complain about my little stuff for awhile.



Root canal + crown = rawk yer face off, btw. Wish I'd had mine years ago.

[OU4LIFE]

I, apparently, lead a very charmed existence.

Dang Homes....take care of yourself brother.

[SoonerJack]

Man, Humanitarian of the Year award for the Homester.

I'm guessing if we begged for pictures of these injuries or the perpetrating pooch we would be denied. lol

Hope you get better and that your prediction comes true!

[Viking Kitten]

Guess he picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

(Hope you feel better soon, Homester.)

[yermom]

Root canal + crown = rawk yer face off, btw. Wish I'd had mine years ago.

root canals really get a bad rap...

[Okla-homey]

root canals really get a bad rap...


yep. If I had had a root canal a month ago, instead of the crown alone, I wouldn't have had to endure all the pain last week from the abcess.

[OU4LIFE]

abscess = teh succ.

Had one from a broken-in-half tooth a few years ago.

ain't much pain like tooth pain. weird stuff.

[BillyBall]

Sorry to get off track here, but when did you go back from Mike Rich to Frozen again? Im getting really confused here...

[C&CDean]

Sounds like an average week on the Deanarosa...

Hope the dog heals up soon.

































And you too.

[olevetonahill]

NOW you Know why I just rescued a wienie :D
You got to Post Pics bro . You Just got to .
Oh and Im glad you gonna be Ok . Maybe even Better Lookin

[Okla-homey]

NOW you Know why I just rescued a wienie :D
You got to Post Pics bro . You Just got to .
Oh and Im glad you gonna be Ok . Maybe even Better Lookin

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/3616/tuckn700461839519802569yd4.jpg
Here's the dog I saved who bit the end of my nose off. He's a schipperke. We have owned schipps for twenty-five years w/out incident.

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/7408/tuckn700461839519801541ep4.jpg
Here's my pre-surgical, uninjured ginormous schnozz (taken at the chilly TT game w/my kid)

I'll post a pic of my post-surgical nose later.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Sweet 8lb 6oz deelishus baby jebus, Homey.

But when we win, you'll be a hero!

Take it easy and get all healed up quick...dang.

[olevetonahill]

Im Glad yer daughter didn't Get the Jimmy Durante look from You .:D
Come On we need the Injury Pics, Ya know so we Can Laugh at some one Besides Sicem and the Frag Mag for awhile .:D :D :D :D :D

[proud gonzo]

holy hell, man!

[Oldnslo]

dang, Homey. Heal up!

and you're right.

[Okla-homey]

Dog update:
Vet says dog has a cracked pelvis. It'll heal on its own. No lasting effects. Put him on anti-biotics for the road rash.

[shaun4411]

the reason it's ou's year is because they like to play in miami for the national championship. this'll be the 3rd consecutive trip for them. they plan to beat another florida team there.

[XFollower]

your week could be worse, you could be mack brown!

[LosAngelesSooner]

Not to mention that the last time we won a NC we had a Dem Prez.

Not to ad insult to injury. ;)

Best of luck. Heal quickly. Sorry you went through all that crapola.

P.S. - Glad to know that was your daughter in the pic. I almost had MEGA respect for you catching such a cute, younger wife. :D

[SoonerInKCMO]

P.S. - Glad to know that was your daughter in the pic. I almost had MEGA respect for you catching such a cute, younger wife. :D

Imagine what his wife must look like to have someone made half of him still look that good! :eek:


:D

[captain_surly]

Dog update:
Vet says dog has a cracked pelvis. It'll heal on its own. No lasting effects. Put him on anti-biotics for the road rash.

That is one lucky dog. Good on you for rescuing him twice now. If you end up with a scar on your nose you can make up a good story about a bar fight or something.

Too bad there wasn't a live news crew nearby, you'd be famous by now. I must admit I would pay to see film of you prying his mouth off your nose while trying to get out of the road. Did any of your neighbors see you carrying him back to the house by the scruff whilst bleeding profusely from the face and hand? If so, I'll bet they're scared of you now.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

[Okla-homey]

That is one lucky dog. Good on you for rescuing him twice now. If you end up with a scar on your nose you can make up a good story about a bar fight or something.

Too bad there wasn't a live news crew nearby, you'd be famous by now. I must admit I would pay to see film of you prying his mouth off your nose while trying to get out of the road. Did any of your neighbors see you carrying him back to the house by the scruff whilst bleeding profusely from the face and hand? If so, I'll bet they're scared of you now.

Thanks for taking one for the team.

No witnesses but the dry cleaners were pretty freaked when I dropped of the bloody suit I was wearing this afternoon. I told 'em not to sweat the bio-hazard because the dried blood was about 18 hours old.

[kbsooner21]

I'm sorry Homey and I'm glad you're ok, but I would have paid good money to see that. I was in tears laughing after reading your story :D

[Okla-homey]

I'm sorry Homey and I'm glad you're ok, but I would have paid good money to see that. I was in tears laughing after reading your story :D

It is pretty funny. I have found one must try to find humor in every bad thing. It helps in "rolling with the punches" life inevitably serves up.

[olevetonahill]

It is pretty funny. I have found one must try to find humor in every bad thing. It helps in "rolling with the punches" life inevitably serves up.

Still waitin on the " After Action " Pics ;)

[Okla-homey]

Imagine what his wife must look like to have someone made half of him still look that good! :eek:


:D


Here's a better picture of her taken at the same game with some random Fiji. She thought it was funny he and she had identical sweatshirts. I think she's beautiful. She's a good kid, and apart from stereotypical blondeness-induced goofiness, has never given us a moment of trouble.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5429/tuckn700461839519785125cj9.jpg

[olevetonahill]

That dude looks Like a Nerd ;)

[Okla-homey]

That dude looks Like a Nerd ;)

he does indeed. He's also wearing a girl sweatshirt.;)

[bri]

Or is she wearing a boy sweatshirt?

:les: ANDROGYNY!!!

[shaun4411]

That dude looks Like a Nerd ;)

id have sheepish grin on my face too if a beautiful woman like that were standing next to me

[olevetonahill]

id have sheepish grin on my face too if a beautiful woman like that were standing next to me

You got any where Near her Homey and I would Hurt you .:mad:

[C&CDean]

You got any where Near her Homey and I would Hurt you .:mad:

Damn right. We don't want no God hater messing with our girl.

[olevetonahill]

So Now you see Shawn.
You even Look at her . Homey, Dean and I will put such an Asswhoopin On you. Oral Roberts wont be able to Pray it Off .:mad:

[bri]

Well, I'm sure Oral could pray it off if you payed enough. :D

[NormanPride]

Holy crap, Homes. Glad to hear the Schipperke is okay. Just be glad it wasn't a really large dog! We had a rough time of it as well over the holiday. Baj came down with a pretty nasty bug, and I threw out my back. The wins over aggy and Purdue certainly made it all better though!

Take care of yourself...

[olevetonahill]

Well, I'm sure Oral could pray it off if you payed enough. :D

Dont Under estimate the severity off the Asswhoopin , Im talkin here .

[bri]

Dont Under estimate the severity off the Asswhoopin , Im talkin here .

I'm not. You're underestimating the power of Oral Roberts and PPV Jebus. :D

[Soonerwake]

In my house, the dog would still be running and the nose would be fine. You run away, you are on your own.

Of course, you are a better man than me Homey. :) Hope you heal up quick.

[olevetonahill]

Hope you heal up quick.
But Not before we Get Pics :D

[olevetonahill]

I'm not. You're underestimating the power of Oral Roberts and PPV Jebus. :D

Well He Might have to get Richard in to Help him .:D

[shaun4411]

Thanks for the kind words after i complimented someone. btw, im no god hater-- i just dont believe there is one.

[olevetonahill]

Thanks for the kind words after i complimented someone. btw, im no god hater-- i just dont believe there is one.

YW :P Plus If you Dont Believe someone or something Created all this you are a Moran .

[OUHOMER]

Damn, Homey, that was a hell of a story. I was watching the movie in my head as I read your story..... I glad you dont have a cold this week :D

[olevetonahill]

Damn, Homey, that was a hell of a story. I was watching the movie in my head as I read your story..... I glad you dont have a cold this week :D

That would be even better :D
Come On Homester . we waitin On the Pics .:D

[Okla-homey]

glad you dont have a cold this week :D

That would suck with the suckage of a thousand crack hoes. Imagine, a runny nose you can't blow because your nose is a stiched-up piece of raw meat, so the snot would just have to drain onto your lip where you wipe it off. repeat x100. :eek:

[shaun4411]

YW :P Plus If you Dont Believe someone or something Created all this you are a Moran .

okay. prove it.

by the way, do you actually think care that you neg me?

[Okla-homey]

okay. prove it.

by the way, do you actually think care that you neg me?

They wouldn't call it "faith" if it could proven. That said, I believe He exists more than I beleive in man-made global warming. So, call me an ignorant troglodyte.;)

[olevetonahill]

okay. prove it.

by the way, do you actually think care that you neg me?

How about YOU Prove there Isn't ?
Oh and Obviously you Care or you wouldn't Even Know :P

[GottaHavePride]

Ah. I love this time of year. When polititcal arguments give way to religious arguments.

That's right - poltitical. I said it.


Oh, and Homey, tell the Blonde Daughter she'd look even more stunning if she gave up the fake-tanning. ;)

YWIA.

Sincerely,

A Dude.

[bri]

And yet another South Oval thread takes about three random turns. :D

[olevetonahill]

And yet another South Oval thread takes about three random turns. :D

Yup it sems we wnet From Homey Gettin His Nose bit off, to Pics Of beauty and the beast, to asswhoopin , to Religion . Now where we go ?

[bri]

And fake bake protests. Don't forget the bold fake bake protest. :)




I LIKE PIE!

[olevetonahill]

And fake bake protests. Don't forget the bold fake bake protest. :)




I LIKE PIE!

Yea I almost missed that
So i guess we need to add POO in the thread

[Frozen Sooner]

Ah. I love this time of year. When polititcal arguments give way to religious arguments.

That's right - poltitical. I said it.


Oh, and Homey, tell the Blonde Daughter she'd look even more stunning if she gave up the fake-tanning. ;)

YWIA.

Sincerely,

A Dude.

She looks fine as she is.

Sincerely,

Another Dude Who Thinks It's a Bit Creepy to be Scoping Out Homey's Daughter.

[olevetonahill]

She looks fine as she is.

Sincerely,

Another Dude Who Thinks It's a Bit Creepy to be Scoping Out Homey's Daughter.

Its cause shes almost Like the Boards Daughter ;)

[Okla-homey]

And fake bake protests. Don't forget the bold fake bake protest. :)




I LIKE PIE!


I dunno about any of that. I do know she's never had any trouble attracting fellers.

[LosAngelesSooner]

Here's a better picture of her taken at the same game with some random Fiji. She thought it was funny he and she had identical sweatshirts. I think she's beautiful. She's a good kid, and apart from stereotypical blondeness-induced goofiness, has never given us a moment of trouble.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5429/tuckn700461839519785125cj9.jpg

You know a girl's got a nice rack when you can tell she's got a nice rack through an oversized sweatshirt.

:eek:


:les:PERMABANNED!!!!!!


:dean:

:cry:




;) :D

[bri]

Another Dude Who Thinks It's a Bit Creepy to be Scoping Out Homey's Daughter.

So you're saying that restraining order that pg took out on you taught you a lesson about creepiness?

[SoonerJack]

Here's a better picture of her taken at the same game with some random Fiji. She thought it was funny he and she had identical sweatshirts. I think she's beautiful. She's a good kid, and apart from stereotypical blondeness-induced goofiness, has never given us a moment of trouble.

http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/5429/tuckn700461839519785125cj9.jpg

The blond daughter is super cute. Glad to hear that she is trouble free as well.

[shaun4411]

How about YOU Prove there Isn't ?
Oh and Obviously you Care or you wouldn't Even Know :P

its cool, youre just lonely, i get it man.

as far as proof goes, the burden of proof befalls to he who makes the claim (e.g. that there is a god). Until you can prove your case, we go by wysiwyg (what you see is what you get). in other words, if we cant see/hear/smell/taste/feel an omnipotent, ever loving, evil hating creator of all things doing his good work on this disease infested, crime ridden, sin loving earth, by default, there isnt one. unless you want me to tell you about the invisible elephant that follows me everywhere.

[Frozen Sooner]

So you're saying that restraining order that pg took out on you taught you a lesson about creepiness?

Like I've ever paid attention to restraining orders.

[mdklatt]

Here's a better picture of her taken at the same game with some random Fiji.

She looks a lot like Mrs. Homey. Are you sure you're the father? ;)

[OU4LIFE]

Like I've ever paid attention to restraining orders.

now tasers...he pays great attention to tasers....

[Okla-homey]

bear with me.

Last week, on Monday, we had a death in the family.

On Wednesday, my mouth started hurting.

On Thursday my jaw started swelling. Couldn't enjoy T'giving because my mouth hurt too badly.

On Friday, I was really hurting. Dentist put a crown on a tooth a month ago, and he thought that would take care of the problematic cracked tooth, but allowed that we'd know in a month if that took care of it. Well, it didn't. Big honking abcess.

Of course, the Lortab and antibiotics the dentist called in got me through to Monday. Went to the dentist Monday at 1300, and he diagnosed a "hot no. 31." That's dentist lingo for an abcessed rear right molar. Referred me to an endodontist (that's dental parlance for a guy who does root canals). I was in his chair at 1630 that day and he completed Phase I of the root canal by 1830. I gotta go back in two weeks for the rinse and flush Phase II, then back to my dentist for a new crown two weeks after that.:(

Okay, so today was the first day my mouth felt normal since last Wednesday.

I get home from work, and this rescue dog we had adopted last week had gotten loose.

I chase him on foot a quarter-mile down south of my house to the vicinity of the StarWorld 20 on South Memorial ( I know, meaningless to non-Tulsans, but I'm on a roll) trying to catch him. Of course, since he's new to our house, he's blowing me off and running from me.

He won't stop, and keeps hauling doggie a$$ south.

The whole time I'm thinking, if he turns west and heads for Memorial Drive (four lanes and packed at 6pm), he's toast.

He does.

He gets hit.

I rush in to scoop him up and get him out of the road, and what does he do? Remember, injured dog right? You know, like all pet owners should know if they have read anything about animal first-aid, otherwise sweet doggies will go Cujo when they're frightened and hurt. But I couldn't leave him in the danged busy thoroughfare. Anyhoo...as I take him into my arms,

he rares up and HE BITES THE TIP OF MY NOSE OFF! Srsly.

He bites my thumb to the bone as I unlatch him from my nose.

I carry him, by the scruff, the quarter mile back to my house, bleeding like a professional wrestler all the way. I get home, praying my wife is home from work, but nooooo. I call my wife to take me to the ER. Of course, this night she decided to work late so she has to drive from the hospital where she works, collect me, and return.

I get a break because a plastic surgeon, known to my GP who happened to be moonlighting in the ER tonight, takes my case.

They take me to the OR, put me under, and rebuild my nose. A full blown rhinoplasty. Now, those of you who have seen me, know I had nose to spare, so he had extra material to work with. But for now, my appearance would scare small children. The thumb should heal on its own, although the dog bit it to the bone.

Therefore, after the flippin' last ten days I've had, I am quite certain, if there is a God in Heaven (a fact of which I'm quite certain), we'll hang half a hundred on Missouri, and beat the crapola out of our MNC opponent.

Oh, and the dog? He's gimping a bit, has a little road rash on his right rear leg, but he's eating and getting around fine. We'll have him checked out by the vet tommorrow, but I think he was just shaken up. I gave the tip of my nose to save his life, but he's too skittish to even come when I call him. I reckon he'll get over that in time.

BOOMER SOONER! BEAT MISERY!

ONE DOWN. ONE TO GO.

[bri]

I shudder to think what calamity has to befall you in January to secure our victory. ;)

[Okla-homey]

I shudder to think what calamity has to befall you in January to secure our victory. ;)

We're good. My Trifecta of Terror this month covers it.

[olevetonahill]

Still waitin on the After Pics .:P

[Hot Rod]

I'd just like to add that I feel this is OUr year as well. My first son was born in 2000 and it turned out to be a great football season. My 2nd son was born in 2002 and well, no crystal ball, but we did get a conf. championship. This year, my brother's first son was born, so I'm hoping tradition continues.

Boomer Sooner!

[Okla-homey]

Stitches out today. The plastic surgeon doc says it's healing well. He says it should look fine, but be only about 3/4 the size of my original equipment nose. The bad part is I have to rub this cream that costs 25.00 bucks for a little tube ("Mederma") on said nose x3 each day to prevent scarring.

And the dog is fine. Almost can't tell he got his pelvis cracked last Wednesday.

That is all.

[bri]

All's well that ends well!

[Frozen Sooner]

Glad to hear you're healing up.

Juries don't like lawyers who look like Mel Gibson in Man Without a Face.

[Frozen Sooner]

All's well that ends well!

And now his nose ends well short of where it did!

(Pa-dump!)

[OU4LIFE]

We're good. My Trifecta of Terror this month covers it.

I've seen that Simpsons episode.

glad you're better.