Ascot Question ***Calling Lid***

[SicEmBaylor]

I just ordered a new gray harringbone blazer, and I want a decent looking ascot to go with it.

I'm thinking this one, but I'm not sure about the black. What say you?

http://www.forzieri.com/usa/product_view.asp?l=usa&c=usa&dept_id=7&pf_id=fz02017-006&id_valore1=26&id_valore2=&id_valore3=&id_valore4=&id_valore5=&search=1

[Viking Kitten]

You are so completely full of s**t. Somebody should light you on fire and throw you on a porch.

[SicEmBaylor]

You are so completely full of s**t. Somebody should light you on fire and throw you on a porch.

Lid has been banned until the dust settles, hasn't he?

[Viking Kitten]

Yes. That dandy is off somewhere sporting his morning coat and foppish top hat, thinking to himself, "Ah yes, Sicem my boy. Here is a look guaranteed to get you in a girl's knickers."

[SicEmBaylor]

Yes. That dandy is off somewhere sporting his morning coat and foppish top hat, thinking to himself, "Ah yes, Sicem my boy. Here is a look guaranteed to get you in a girl's knickers."

So, then you're saying buy the red instead of black?

[Rogue]

OK, I'm still not sure WTF an ascot is. :confused:
Some kind of bunched-up tie?

And, yeah, VK is right.

[Okla-homey]

If you insist on doing this to yourself, paisley is the best option for said ascot.

[OUDoc]

If you insist on doing this to yourself, paisley is the best option for said ascot.

If he goes through with those clothes, he'll be "doing it to himself" for a looong time.

[SoonerJack]

C'mon y'all. Give Sicem a break. This sounds PERFECT. He is debonair and a gentleman.

Forzieri's signature silk ascot tie is a key accessory in any debonair gentleman's wardrobe. A pleated neckband allows it to be worn in a variety of ways while the deep hue is livened up with playful but subtle polka dots. Gift box included, Made in Italy.

[SoonerStormchaser]

Where the hell is Lid?

[King Crimson]

If he goes through with those clothes, he'll be "doing it to himself" for a looong time.

very nice.

[1890MilesToNorman]

You gonna need to change your handle to PimpEmBaylor, be sure to get purple.

[frankensooner]

Go with the red so you can look like Fred Jones. He was always sneaking off with Daphne Blake doing lord knows what.

[Oldnslo]

Last dude to sport an ascot and carry it off was maybe Thurston Howell III.

[Viking Kitten]

Sassy!

http://www.costumeworld.com/images/gambler.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Manly!

http://artofmanliness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ascot.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Suave!

http://www.amasquerade.com/images/products/famous_fiction/27BR5143.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Debonair!

http://profbloodgood.net/catalog/images/4VVAVVestAscotVelveteen.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

I bet that last one makes BSG hungry.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

He looks ornery. Ornery ones are kinda tough and stringy. Better freeze him and save him for an economic emergency.

[NYC Poke]

Can we merge this with the Out of the Closet thread?

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

How's mah hair?

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/45168404_d09b7d2527.jpg

[Viking Kitten]

Holy crap. I think this IS Lid.

http://www.dandyism.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ascot.jpg

[bri]

This thread couldn't be any gayer if it clicking on it redirected you to Honcho's website.

[olevetonahill]

Holy crap. I think this IS Lid.

http://www.dandyism.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ascot.jpg

To Tall , and Not Fat enough .

[NYC Poke]

http://doubledeckerbuses.org/blog/media/250px-Scottbuddycole.jpg

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Can we merge this with the Out of the Closet thread?

We could merge all of his threads and make a giant clump of sad, pathetic, pale crap.

'The Official I Am Going To Be A Bridesmaid I Still Do My Ex-Girlfriend's Laundry I Can't Find Cinder Blocks I Get Lost With A Map I Met A Girl And Messed That Up Too OMG My Friend's Gay And It Scares Me I Drive A Miata I Want To Wear An Ascot I Tailgate At Elections I Can't Make A Cigar Costume I Get Letters From Convicts I Got Punched By A Biker I Don't Know How A Mailbox Works I Invite Chicks TO Go To Branson I Made Church's Chicken Racist I Don't Know How To Jumpstart A Car I Like Zima' Thread.

[bri]

You know who'd look sharp in an ascot? Abraham Lincoln.

[proud gonzo]

I call shenanigans

[1890MilesToNorman]

I would start with a different article of clothing for sophistication. Rhino thongs are popular these days.

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Nice%20Thong.jpg

[NYC Poke]

I was with my girlfriend while she was shopping for clothes for her kids at some totally overpriced place on the Upper East Side. I was a little bored so I wandered off into the mens department. There I noticed they had a cape. It was a really deep midnight blue silk-lined cashmere. I don't really have the wardrobe to support a cape, and in any event it cost about as much as a Miata, but it might look good with your ascot.

[IB4OU2]

Dean got his Ascot on a railroad spike once.

[King Crimson]

I was with my girlfriend while she was shopping for clothes for her kids at some totally overpriced place on the Upper East Side. I was a little bored so I wandered off into the mens department. There I noticed they had a cape. It was a really deep midnight blue silk-lined cashmere. I don't really have the wardrobe to support a cape, and in any event it cost about as much as a Miata, but it might look good with your ascot.

cape would be a real pull. i did see Yes in about 1991 on the reunion tour with the rotating stage. they all wore capes.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

ASSCOT

[SicEmBaylor]

If you insist on doing this to yourself, paisley is the best option for said ascot.

I'm not wearing paisley. I prefer a solid color or simple dot pattern.

[SicEmBaylor]

Debonair!

http://profbloodgood.net/catalog/images/4VVAVVestAscotVelveteen.jpg

OMG, that's pretty close to how my parents dressed me as a kid.

They had some portrait shots made of me when I was around 5 or so and they have me dressed in knickerbockers and a bowtie. I **** you not.

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v313/SicEmBaylor/FrostonEaster-1.jpg

[Lott's Bandana]

We have a Baylor d00d on a Soonerfans board asking a Whorn for fashion advice.


This is what happens when neither one of them has a football game on Saturday...


Muuuuaaaahhhhaaa.

:P

[olevetonahill]

We have a Baylor d00d on a Soonerfans board asking a Whorn for fashion advice.


This is what happens when neither one of them has a football game on Saturday...


Muuuuaaaahhhhaaa.

:P

You Forgot to Mention His Family are Aggies .
No wonder Hes confused about his sexuality

[OUHOMER]

We could merge all of his threads and make a giant clump of sad, pathetic, pale crap.

'The Official I Am Going To Be A Bridesmaid I Still Do My Ex-Girlfriend's Laundry I Can't Find Cinder Blocks I Get Lost With A Map I Met A Girl And Messed That Up Too OMG My Friend's Gay And It Scares Me I Drive A Miata I Want To Wear An Ascot I Tailgate At Elections I Can't Make A Cigar Costume I Get Letters From Convicts I Got Punched By A Biker I Don't Know How A Mailbox Works I Invite Chicks TO Go To Branson I Made Church's Chicken Racist I Don't Know How To Jumpstart A Car I Like Zima' Thread.

I am sorry, I am starting to believe this can not be true. I think he is another Sooner Will.

there is no way, no how, this could be true. I am mean I have seen folks that have been protected all their lives. But nobody like this.

is it possible??????????

[SouthFortySooner]

Since I had met several of "you people" at the tailgate and realized you were just ordinary folk, I had vowed to myself to post more often. You know, try to add something to the board. But, I just speechless here in this one guys. and gals :O

[bluedogok]

Holy crap. I think this IS Lid.

http://www.dandyism.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/ascot.jpg
Nope, Lid wears bowties, you can never trust someone who wears a bowtie....

[olevetonahill]

Since I had met several of "you people" at the tailgate and realized you were just ordinary folk, I had vowed to myself to post more often. You know, try to add something to the board. But, I just speechless here in this one guys. and gals :O

Didnt Know Just HOW ordinary we are did Ya .:D

[Rogue]

We could merge all of his threads and make a giant clump of sad, pathetic, pale crap.

'The Official I Am Going To Be A Bridesmaid I Still Do My Ex-Girlfriend's Laundry I Can't Find Cinder Blocks I Get Lost With A Map I Met A Girl And Messed That Up Too OMG My Friend's Gay And It Scares Me I Drive A Miata I Want To Wear An Ascot I Tailgate At Elections I Can't Make A Cigar Costume I Get Letters From Convicts I Got Punched By A Biker I Don't Know How A Mailbox Works I Invite Chicks TO Go To Branson I Made Church's Chicken Racist I Don't Know How To Jumpstart A Car I Like Zima' Thread.

That'd be a loooong sig.
And I'm considering it. ;)

[OUHOMER]

Since I had met several of "you people" at the tailgate and realized you were just ordinary folk, I had vowed to myself to post more often. You know, try to add something to the board. But, I just speechless here in this one guys. and gals :O

Ordinary, wow, JUST ORDINARY....:D
we have been called a lot of things, but never ordinary:D

[soonerboomer93]

just make sure you asscot matches your asshat

[Jello Biafra]

man....you are one happy fanny fan.....

i got somthin fer yer *** though.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQfbJuBLDak




(warning! make sure the chittlins are not around)

[SouthFortySooner]

just make sure you asscot matches your asshat

Dis is what I'm talkin about. Would any of you be surprised you learn stuff here that you can use in everyday life.!

[Jello Biafra]

Nope, Lid wears bowties, you can never trust someone who wears a bowtie....

this is the only kind of bow tie lid wears.....cracks it open like a shotgun and wears it like a gas mask...


http://image56.webshots.com/156/3/28/32/497632832nffHFg_ph.jpg

[GottaHavePride]

I cannot believe the amount of fail in this thread.

This can't be real.

I mean, ok... wear a good suit, yes. Wear good shoes, yes.

An ascot? A freaking ascot? Get a driving cap while you're at it and every girl you met will say "oh, you remind me of my grandfather".

Chicks don't **** their grandfathers.

[soonerboomer93]

Dis is what I'm talkin about. Would any of you be surprised you learn stuff here that you can use in everyday life.!

you're obviously a man who knows his asshats

perhaps you can help sicem :D

[Jimminy Crimson]

Chicks don't **** their grandfathers.

Says who?

Sincerely,
Arkansas

[Oldnslo]

http://computoparaterrenales.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/fictional15_09.jpg

[Tulsa_Fireman]

BUT LOVEY!

[TMcGee86]

This is how I know Sic Em is totally and completely full of ****.

He spends one thread crying about how his family has no money because of his sick sister, and that his why he has spent the past 8 years at baylor...

And then he starts a thread about what color $58 dollar ascot he should buy.

If what you said before was true, if I was your dad I would shove that asscot so far up your *** your tounge would have polka dots.

[bri]

You realize that's only gonna encourage him, right? :D

[olevetonahill]

This is how I know Sic Em is totally and completely full of ****.

He spends one thread crying about how his family has no money because of his sick sister, and that his why he has spent the past 8 years at baylor...

And then he starts a thread about what color $58 dollar ascot he should buy.

If what you said before was true, if I was your dad I would shove that asscot so far up your *** your tounge would have polka dots.

If I were His Dad, Id have put him in a tow sack with some Big rocks and dropped Him Off the side Of a Bridge a Long Time ago
Jes sayin