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Lott's Bandana
12/2/2008, 11:28 AM
The '70s and '80s:

-The Kerry Jackson Probation - No Bowl Games - No UPI MNC

-Brash new head coach that is often caught by the TV cameras crouched on the sideline, smoking a butt.

-New state-of-the-art run offense that nobody knows how to stop.

-Plays John McKay's powerhouse team in LA to a tie.

-Players with Afro's the size of a Wichita Mountain tumbleweed.

-Quarterbacks with fur coats.

-80 point beatdowns.

-A program that an Alabama coaching legend publicly admits he won't schedule.

-A 37 game unbeaten streak to start off the decade, about a year after "The Game of the Century".

-Colored blond mohawks.

-NCAA Nazi T-shirts

-A Quarterback that wears a bandana with the opponent's colors under his helmet. :D

-A defensive secondary with the nickname: Murder Incorporated.

-OU/Texas spying dramas

-Beating the Buckeyes - in their house.

-Suing the NCAA and forming the CFA.

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Fast Forward:

Now, all we do is capitalize on an opportunity presented to us by the system, and we have become anathema to the rest of the nation...fueled mostly by the controversy-driven sports media neo-monopoly that just purchased said system.

And who lit the match?

The Bootlegger's Boy

Bob Stoops is a class individual and I am more than proud to have him skippering our ship...
...having said that, right now the black hat fits.

Let's wear it for a while.

:pop:

Half a Hundred
12/2/2008, 11:33 AM
There's a reason we were not called Sooner Nation before.

It's because we were the Big Red Monster.

Make way for the bad guy.

OKLA21FAN
12/2/2008, 11:45 AM
-A Quarterback that wears a bandana with the opponent's colors under his helmet. and one that could throw perfect 60 yard spirals too! (just wish sometimes there was a receiver within 20 yards of the target :pop:

MrJimBeam
12/2/2008, 11:54 AM
First TV camara I see Saturday, I'm flippin' it the bird.

FranklinTN_SoonerFan
12/2/2008, 12:06 PM
Well said, well said.

SoonerBacker
12/2/2008, 12:47 PM
There's a reason we were not called Sooner Nation before.

It's because we were the Big Red Monster.

Make way for the bad guy.

I like it! Goodbye, Sooner Nation.

Revive the Big Red Monster!!!!!!

Lott's Bandana
12/2/2008, 03:34 PM
and one that could throw perfect 60 yard spirals too! (just wish sometimes there was a receiver within 20 yards of the target :pop:


Uber Heh.

:D

SoonerEmpire
12/2/2008, 05:17 PM
right now the black hat fits.

Let's wear it for a while.

Sounds fine with me. I like it when the rest of the country thinks we're the bad guy. Just as long as none of our players take it to heart and end up on the cover of SI in an orange jumpsuit again... :(

soonerboomer93
12/2/2008, 05:27 PM
**** it

evil is more fun anyways

UberSooner
12/2/2008, 06:03 PM
Dump Toby on the sidelines and bring in kid Rock. We be in biznazz.

Jacie
12/2/2008, 07:18 PM
And get the Boz to fix his and his son's hair rainbow warrior style for the sideline shot!

SoonerBorn68
12/2/2008, 08:14 PM
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks2/stoopsevil.jpg

swardboy
12/2/2008, 08:59 PM
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks2/stoopsevil.jpg

WE'LL SCORE A MEEEELLION POINTS ON YOUR AZZ......

Frozen Sooner
12/2/2008, 09:19 PM
Dump Toby on the sidelines and bring in kid Rock. We be in biznazz.

I'm not a big Toby Keith fan, but I prefer him and JR roaming the sideline about a million times over that talentless Ted Nugent wannabe.

the_ouskull
12/2/2008, 11:27 PM
Yeah, I could pretty much do without Kid Rock since, like, 1999ish. He had good music to drink to when I still thought that music to drink to was a positive thing.

the_ouskull

Lott's Bandana
12/2/2008, 11:48 PM
http://www.geocities.com/soonerborn91/farks2/stoopsevil.jpg

Somehow I get the feeling Bob would crack a smile on this one...

What's his [email protected]?

1890MilesToNorman
12/2/2008, 11:57 PM
"The Bootlegger's Boy" If you haven't read this book you don't understand Switzer. I read it 10-15 years ago and the the King became the Emperor to me.

En_Fuego
12/2/2008, 11:58 PM
We have always had that "Gangsta" rep.........Even though we're not, let's play it to the hilt..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tommieharris91
12/3/2008, 02:16 AM
Dump Toby on the sidelines and bring in kid Rock. We be in biznazz.

I wanna be a cowboy, baby...

pott_2
12/3/2008, 03:54 AM
I'm not a big Toby Keith fan, but I prefer him and JR roaming the sideline about a million times over that talentless Ted Nugent wannabe.

werd...