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yermom
12/2/2008, 10:40 AM
"i plead the fifth"

am i missing something?

BigRedJed
12/2/2008, 10:41 AM
A tiny piece of your thigh?

What do I win?

TheHumanAlphabet
12/2/2008, 10:56 AM
What a jerk! And a 100K bond! Damn...I hope he loses a lot with that bone head move...

stoops the eternal pimp
12/2/2008, 11:09 AM
yxE_oQBwrdU

yermom
12/2/2008, 11:15 AM
:D

BudSooner
12/2/2008, 11:24 AM
$100k, part of your thigh,playing time with the reigning SB champs....and probably the end of your playing career there...I would say alot.

But there is always greener pastures in Oakland. ;)

1890MilesToNorman
12/2/2008, 11:27 AM
"i plead the fifth"

am i missing something?

If you shot yourself in the thigh I would say you missed what you were shooting at! :D

RacerX
12/2/2008, 12:16 PM
It was a plaxiddent.

Scott D
12/2/2008, 12:28 PM
$100k, part of your thigh,playing time with the reigning SB champs....and probably the end of your playing career there...I would say alot.

But there is always greener pastures in Dallas/Arlington. ;)

fixed ;)

Boarder
12/2/2008, 12:30 PM
fixed ;)
You beat me to it.

yermom
12/2/2008, 12:52 PM
how did i not already say that? :D

picasso
12/2/2008, 01:23 PM
you'll shoot yer thigh out kid.

stoops the eternal pimp
12/2/2008, 01:27 PM
He's too young for Oakland to take him

GrapevineSooner
12/2/2008, 01:40 PM
You'll be the biggest threat to gun crime in the city and your crime for possessing an unlicensed gun warrants 3 1/2 years in the slammer!!!

Scott D
12/2/2008, 02:30 PM
He's too young for Oakland to take him

not true, we just prefer to take disgruntled players who don't perform up to snuff in Oakland, so we trade/release them and they perform at a pro-bowl level once they leave town for teams that are in contention.

Dallas is where you go to add to your police blotter.

VeeJay
12/2/2008, 03:56 PM
I'm thinking Vick and Plaxico are both going to wind up with the Ravens. Just a hunch.

TMcGee86
12/2/2008, 05:45 PM
pleading the 5th would just mean that you don't testify.

However, everyone else in the club and hospital who saw you shoot yourself would testify and you would go to jail.

The 5th usually only works when you are called upon to testify in someone else's case. That way you don't get yourself in trouble for something you are not already in trouble for.

NYC Poke
12/2/2008, 05:49 PM
He's a malingerer. Send him back to the front, I say.