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yermom
12/2/2008, 10:32 AM
http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/Holy_Book_of_Bacon

i'm leaning more toward the Jedi, myself

BigRedJed
12/2/2008, 10:37 AM
That. Is. Awesome.

Mmm... ...bacon.

BigRedJed
12/2/2008, 10:39 AM
[edit (http://worshipbacon.com/index.php?title=Holy_Book_of_Bacon&action=edit&section=9)] The Book of Journeys

[edit (http://worshipbacon.com/index.php?title=Holy_Book_of_Bacon&action=edit&section=10)] Chapter 6

[edit (http://worshipbacon.com/index.php?title=Holy_Book_of_Bacon&action=edit&section=11)] The Sins of the Vegetable

See The Sins of the Vegetable (http://worshipbacon.com/wiki/The_Sins_of_the_Vegetable).
And lo, the Baconites descended into the Valley of Green and met with the Broccolians where they saw the decadence and sin their neighbors had engaged in.
The fields overflowed with exposed leafy flesh and no Bacon was grown.
Cheese was intermingled with devil broccoli in pagan ceremonies to their nefarious gods.
The sight of such depravity caused Saint Wendy of Baconator to gouge her eyes out with much wailing and beating of her breasts.
The cries fell upon the ears of the Hog Mother and she wept.
The Baconites set a great fire to purify the land and the Hog Mother was pleased.
Once the vile Broccolians where stricken from the land the devout began the season of Bacadan and all enjoyed days of fasting and nights of BaconHeh.

stoops the eternal pimp
12/2/2008, 10:41 AM
~wipe tear~ beautiful...Saint Wendy of Baconator

soonerboomer93
12/2/2008, 11:46 AM
bacon rice crispy treats here
http://ridiculousfoodsociety.blogspot.com/2008/11/bacon-rice-krispies-treats.html

yeah, you heard me

sooner_born_1960
12/2/2008, 12:15 PM
Bacon and marshmallows! Hallelujah!