The Duggars in Springdale Arkansas are expecting again...

[BigRedJed]

...number 18... ...and they have a new book!

Congratulations!

[BigRedJed]

I really only created this thread because I like this picture so much:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg

[OUDoc]

Except it should be "Uterus".

[SoonerJack]

Props to OUDoc for getting the anatomy right.

I'm sorry, but this family just creeps me out.

Them and midgets.

Ok, them, midgets, and some clowns.

[BigRedJed]

Hey, I didn't make the pic Doc. Don't kill the messenger. Perhaps a more appropriate pic would say "Vagina: it's not the door to a clown car."




????

[BigRedJed]

Also, "vagina" looks funnier in print than "uterus."

[OUDoc]

Also, "vagina" looks funnier in print than "uterus."
Agreed. Vagina is much more fun to say.

[leavingthezoo]

Eventually all those little duggars are going to multiply. I think their trying to take over the world.

[BigRedJed]

The oldest son was on the Today show with the whole family this morning, and his newlywed bride was with him. She said she'd love to have a huge family like his.

And so it begins.

[BigRedJed]

Agreed. Vagina is much more fun to say.
Surely vagina is a lot more fun than uterus, in general.

[BudSooner]

STOP ****ING,

sincerely,
Wilt Chamberlin

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

:les: TIE HER TUBES!!!!

[OUDoc]

The last kid should just grab a handful of Fallopian Tubes and slide on out.

[BigRedJed]

She said they're going to take it one kid at a time, but she's probably down for another.

[bluedogok]

Reminds me of the "family" scene early in Monty Python's Meaning of Life.

[OUDoc]

Every sperm is sacred.

[BigRedJed]

If that's the case, SicEm has surely given new meaning to the term "holy tube sock."

[My Opinion Matters]

Someone should tell them that doing it a lot, without birth control, is not a talent.

[Viking Kitten]

Every sperm is sacred.

If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate!!

[Pricetag]

I have a really tough time believing that they're doing this out of love or religious belief.

[IB4OU2]

The last kid should just grab a handful of Fallopian Tubes and walk on out.


fixed-

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Okay, religious freedom and all... the dress and the hair on the wimmen is creepy. IMO.

[BigRedJed]

OMG. IB4OU2...

[SicEmBaylor]

...number 18... ...and they have a new book!

Congratulations!

That woman is despicable. She's basically breeding a slave labor force. Have you seen her show on TV? All the kids do all day long is do chores, babysit, take care of teh house, etc. I don't think I've ever seen one of those kids act like a kid.

When you have that many children you're putting an unfair burden on the rest of your kids. I think she's a horrid woman -- simply horrid.

[IB4OU2]

OMG. IB4OU2...


What? me? :O

[BigRedJed]

That woman is despicable. She's basically breeding a slave labor force. Have you seen her show on TV? All the kids do all day long is do chores, babysit, take care of teh house, etc. I don't think I've ever seen one of those kids act like a kid.

When you have that many children you're putting an unfair burden on the rest of your kids. I think she's a horrid woman -- simply horrid.
Yeah, but at least she puts out.

[BigRedJed]

What? me? :O
Yes, you. That was easily deserving of post of the week status. Perhaps even more.

[SicEmBaylor]

What religion are they? Their girls always have their hair long, tied in a ponytail, and wearing those horrible prairie overalls.

[IB4OU2]

That woman is despicable. She's basically breeding a slave labor force. Have you seen her show on TV? All the kids do all day long is do chores, babysit, take care of teh house, etc. I don't think I've ever seen one of those kids act like a kid.

When you have that many children you're putting an unfair burden on the rest of your kids. I think she's a horrid woman -- simply horrid.

They may own several chicken houses... slave labor comes in handy.

[JohnnyMack]

What religion are they? Their girls always have their hair long, tied in a ponytail, and wearing those horrible prairie overalls.

COTFSM

[bri]

There's never a flight of stairs around when you need one, is there?

[47straight]

What religion are they? Their girls always have their hair long, tied in a ponytail, and wearing those horrible prairie overalls.


The kind of religion where men get to have sex with women?

Maybe you can get a pamphlet.

[SicEmBaylor]

The kind of religion where men get to have sex with women?

Maybe you can get a pamphlet.

I don't have 20 kids in me.

[BigRedJed]

BSG does. She said they were delicious.

[Viking Kitten]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26942419/

Here's a relatively recent news item about the family that contains a couple of disturbing things.

1) The new baby is due around Jan. 1, which will be exactly nine months after the last one was born. That means, well, uhhh... ewww. I don't want to get into gross detail here, but trust me. Ewwww. Jim Bob must be one horny bastard.

2) The oldest son just got married. That means the second generation will soon start spawning. If each of those kids has a relatively conservative number of children, let's go with 10, that means the Duggars could have 180 grandchildren, 1800 great granchildren, 18,000 great-great granchildren, etc. I think we can see the true objective here is global repopulation. Am I the only one who finds a little frightening the concept of a world full of women in prairie skirts and their closely related horny bastards?

3) I still maintain long fundamentalist hair should not resemble a Davy Crockett coonskin cap. If you can cut the front, you can cut the back, Michelle.

[SicEmBaylor]

Pure evil.

[SicEmBaylor]

Evidently the dad used to be an Arkansas State Rep.

I really don't even need to look up what party he belongs to.
:sigh:

[Viking Kitten]

Pure evil.

Thanks! I try!

[soonerinabilene]

COTFSM

Church of the F*cking Stupid Morons?

[mdklatt]

Yeah, but at least she puts out.

Hotdog in a blimp hangar.

[KC//CRIMSON]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/89/249270409_664e6841fa.jpg


See kids, this is what happens when you ingest a hillside of Spanish Fly.

[JohnnyMack]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26942419/

Here's a relatively recent news item about the family that contains a couple of disturbing things.

1) The new baby is due around Jan. 1, which will be exactly nine months after the last one was born. That means, well, uhhh... ewww. I don't want to get into gross detail here, but trust me. Ewwww. Jim Bob must be one horny bastard.

Mmm hmm. Yep. That's disgusting. Thanks.

It's probably like a slip and slide at this point. She probably can't feel much of anything anymore. I imagine they must be using a turkey baster or something.

[Viking Kitten]

Mmm hmm. Yep. That's disgusting. Thanks.



Dude, don't get mad at me. I'm not the one tying my waist to a 2X4 so I can boink some lady before the placenta is even out.

[SicEmBaylor]

The oldest daughter is hot. I'd hit it.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Consider them farmers growing their own food. Economy is bad, you know. People won't be able to afford to buy food if this keeps going the way it's going.

But these people will be just fine. Just...fine.


Dibs on the soft bald heads!

[Viking Kitten]

And think of all the delicious human cheese that lady can produce. Gosh darn it, it just makes bad financial sense not to keep churning out younguns.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

And each additional kid prolly brings with it just a *few* more uterus bits so you know, it's like a slimy, deelishus baby nugget covered with meat sprinkles.

:les: C'MON #19!

[Viking Kitten]

Plus if you let 'em simmer with the enormous amount of amniotic fluid she probably produces, it's like a delicious baby broth.

[bri]

Wow, and I thought implied stair abortions would be the most disturbing thing in this thread.

Kudos, ladies. Kudos.

[JohnnyMack]

http://www.duggarfamily.com/photos.html

Check out these pictures. Creepy. Except for the one with the "Michelle admiring Jim Bob for being the spiritual leader of the family" caption. Some of you ladies need to be payin' attention to that.

*cough*Booty*cough*VK*cough*

[Viking Kitten]

Mrs. Duggar's uterus has now been freed up for number 19. (http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/121908dntex18thbaby.2c95770.html)

For real. She delivered yesterday, so I expect she and Jim Bob are getting it on right this very minute.

In other news, BSG was last seen brandishing silverware and tying a bib around her neck.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

It's still soft. Bones ain't hardened yet. Kinda like a can of salmon.

Got'ny salt?

[Turd_Ferguson]

It's still soft. Bones ain't hardened yet. Kinda like a can of salmon.

Got'ny salt?Fry it in some olive oil and garlic. Taste like chicken.

[Viking Kitten]

Mmmm... Briny.

[bri]

Hey, leave me out of this, woman.


Does the state of Arkansas have any sort of child welfare division? If they do, they should be sending someone by their house twice a day to give that yainch a hard punch to the gut. It's time to be proactive, people.

[John Kochtoston]

http://totalyellow.com/F/Thr/ShawnKemp.jpg

[8timechamps]

She's like a human Pez dispenser.

[Jerk]

At least they're self-sufficient and not on welfare.

That's all I have to say.

[Harry Beanbag]

And think of all the delicious human cheese that lady can produce. Gosh darn it, it just makes bad financial sense not to keep churning out younguns.

I'm not even completely sure I understand what this post means, but it's making me want to throw up.

[Viking Kitten]

http://home.millsaps.edu/mcelvrs/Bush-mission-accomplished.jpg

[Frozen Sooner]

...number 18... ...and they have a new book!

Congratulations!

Is the book entitled The Rhythm Method-Make It Work for You!?

[bri]

I think it's called If We're Writing, At Least We're Not F*cking.

[SicEmBaylor]

At least they're self-sufficient and not on welfare.

That's all I have to say.

They're self-sufficient because they've bred their own slave labor force. They're self-sufficient in the same way my great-great grandaddy, his daddy, and his daddy were "self-sufficient."

[Frozen Sooner]

At least they're self-sufficient and not on welfare.

That's all I have to say.

Though you have to wonder what the EIC with 18 kids is.

[Jerk]

Though you have to wonder what the EIC with 18 kids is.

I'm not a tax expert, so I have no idea. Still....I'm not paying for them, and that's what matters. They don't appear to be having kids that they can't take care of.

The only thing that matters now is that the kids turn out to be well-adjusted and productive members of society - who pay taxes - and don't leach from the system. From what little I've read, they are turning out fine.

[BigRedJed]

If future Duggar generations reproduce as prolifically, they will have 104,976 great, great grandchildren. In six generations the family will be larger than 10% of the current U.S. population.

[IB4OU2]

If future Duggar generations reproduce as prolifically, they will have 104,976 great, great grandchildren. In six generations the family will be larger than 10% of the current U.S. population.

Quick! We need to build more Duggar cages!

[bri]

Soylent Green is DUGGARS!!

[IB4OU2]

Soylent Green is DUGGARS!!

Some have a taste for milk fed Duggar.

[bri]

You can really taste the cruelty! :D

[NormanPride]

This thread has made me physically ill. I always laughed at the girls who thought boys were gross. Pot calling the kettle black? More like coal agonizing over how filthy snow is. Girls is gross, yo.

Now pass me a hand. The fingers are like popcorn shrimp when they're fresh!

[bri]

Look, just because this chick's repetitive use injury makes the miracle of birth look like a reenactment of Lazarus walking out of the tomb as portrayed by really small people, that don't make it gross.

It makes it hilarious.