soonerspudman
12/2/2008, 01:17 AM
Get ready for it folks, it's coming:
Disney head #1: Smerfie, who do you like for the Heisman?
Disney head #2: Well Gleep, it really comes down to Bradford and McCoy, their total offensive production is about even, it's really a coin toss, therefore you have to go with which QB won the head-to-head competition.
Disney head #1: By that Smerfie you mean McCoy is the clear favorite...
Disney head #2: Yes Gleep, it's not really even a coin toss, head-to-head counts for everything.
Disney head #1: But Smerfie, Bradford just threw for 350 yards and led his team to the Big 12 championship against Mizzou...
Disney head #2: ...a game he shouldn't have even been in, a game stolen from Texas and from McCoy
Disney head #1: Thanks Smerfie for bringing clarity to this issue, there you have it folks, your new Heisman trophy winner.
It's coming folks, it's coming...
Disney head #1: Smerfie, who do you like for the Heisman?
Disney head #2: Well Gleep, it really comes down to Bradford and McCoy, their total offensive production is about even, it's really a coin toss, therefore you have to go with which QB won the head-to-head competition.
Disney head #1: By that Smerfie you mean McCoy is the clear favorite...
Disney head #2: Yes Gleep, it's not really even a coin toss, head-to-head counts for everything.
Disney head #1: But Smerfie, Bradford just threw for 350 yards and led his team to the Big 12 championship against Mizzou...
Disney head #2: ...a game he shouldn't have even been in, a game stolen from Texas and from McCoy
Disney head #1: Thanks Smerfie for bringing clarity to this issue, there you have it folks, your new Heisman trophy winner.
It's coming folks, it's coming...