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soonerspudman
12/2/2008, 01:17 AM
Get ready for it folks, it's coming:

Disney head #1: Smerfie, who do you like for the Heisman?

Disney head #2: Well Gleep, it really comes down to Bradford and McCoy, their total offensive production is about even, it's really a coin toss, therefore you have to go with which QB won the head-to-head competition.

Disney head #1: By that Smerfie you mean McCoy is the clear favorite...

Disney head #2: Yes Gleep, it's not really even a coin toss, head-to-head counts for everything.

Disney head #1: But Smerfie, Bradford just threw for 350 yards and led his team to the Big 12 championship against Mizzou...

Disney head #2: ...a game he shouldn't have even been in, a game stolen from Texas and from McCoy

Disney head #1: Thanks Smerfie for bringing clarity to this issue, there you have it folks, your new Heisman trophy winner.

It's coming folks, it's coming...

JLEW1818
12/2/2008, 01:24 AM
haha it could happen. Although Sammy gets another game, yet again on national tv.

olevetonahill
12/2/2008, 01:31 AM
If Sam dont win , Its rigged and we need to tell em all to **** off dip ****s .

bri
12/2/2008, 01:33 AM
Too bad you can't claim retroactive Heismans. We'd probably be pushing double-digits at this point. :D

JLEW1818
12/2/2008, 01:40 AM
BCS, Heisman , the 2 most argued sports things in America.

yermom
12/2/2008, 01:44 AM
Bradford just needs another ho-hum 5 TD game in KC, and no one will remember McCoy

boomersooner28
12/2/2008, 01:51 AM
I'm sorry, you can pimp McCoy all you want for his rushing, leadership, heart, blah blah blah, BUT when you look at the numbers it's not even close. The old college record for most TD passes in the first 2 seasons of playing QB was 55 by Danny Wuerfel I believe. Bradford has 82! 82! (I think ;) ) Bradford is killin Jason White's Heisman stats...which is ridiculous.

JLEW1818
12/2/2008, 01:52 AM
It is hard to argue with Sammy B

boomersooner28
12/2/2008, 01:56 AM
Oh and Sammy can throw the tip-drill ball wayyyy better than Colt! :D

JLEW1818
12/2/2008, 01:57 AM
indeed

Crucifax Autumn
12/2/2008, 02:05 AM
Yes he can!

olevetonahill
12/2/2008, 02:06 AM
Plus the " Samster" Can Pinwheel better than any of em .
Damn that Play skeered me .:eek:

AlbqSooner
12/2/2008, 07:26 AM
Bradford just needs another ho-hum 5 TD game in KC, and no one will remember McCoy

Unfortunately the announcers and half time talking heads will keep mentioning McCoy and how he is more deserving throughout the game. They will make sure everyone remembers McBoy.

Hot Rod
12/2/2008, 08:13 AM
Plus the " Samster" Can Pinwheel better than any of em .
Damn that Play skeered me .:eek:

Not to mention a play where you do actually fumble the snap and still get into the endzone for a TD! Nice call, Mr. Wilson!

BoomerSooner, esq.
12/2/2008, 08:44 AM
We are going for the trifecta: Big 12 Championship, National Championship, and Heisman. You cant argue against Sam.

SoonerJack
12/2/2008, 08:52 AM
Unfortunately the announcers and half time talking heads will keep mentioning McCoy and how he is more deserving throughout the game. They will make sure everyone remembers McBoy.

This will be the best part about attending the game live. I won't have to listen to Musberger and Herbstreit yammer on about stuff they don't know about.

Can't wait.