I need someone to shoot me in the thigh...

[8timechamps]

You'll need to use my gun, then hide it for me.

Oh, and calling 911 isn't an option.

TIA

[Frozen Sooner]

Yeah, Plaxico Burress may be the dumbest SOB in the NFL right now. That includes Pacman Jones.

[8timechamps]

I would love to see how it went down.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

Did it surprise anyone that Keyshawn Johnson said that he needs someone to reach out to him?

Plaxico, it all makes sense now. All you need is a hug.

[Frozen Sooner]

Heh. Just make sure before you hug him that the safety's on.

[mdklatt]

Plaxico to the Cowboys in 5...4...3...

[SouthFortySooner]

Maybe he and VY could get together for a little hugfest and peel all better?

[BudSooner]

It's days like this that makes me feel better that the dumb bastard is out of Pittsburgh....damn, just damn. :D

[Hot Rod]

"Eli, hit me, er, shoot me!"