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swardboy
11/30/2008, 06:51 PM
...likes mustard with his boogers.

SoonerPr8r
11/30/2008, 07:11 PM
....would rather play saxet again to get whining lessons from Mack

meoveryouxinfinity
11/30/2008, 07:15 PM
..is making bets on how many times #44 gets to #10

AlbqSooner
11/30/2008, 07:18 PM
* * * thinks his name sounds macho.

Curly Bill
11/30/2008, 07:22 PM
...wishes he could be there to comfort Mack.

Partial Qualifier
11/30/2008, 07:27 PM
completely ignores the "Buffer Stall" rule in the men's room

Dan Thompson
11/30/2008, 07:38 PM
...is going to lose Saturday night.

OklahomaTuba
11/30/2008, 07:43 PM
Shat his britches when he heard the bad news..

Breadburner
11/30/2008, 07:49 PM
likes to be tickled on the begoinya.....

DrZaius
11/30/2008, 07:59 PM
sells coke to silly rock and roll clowns........


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c400/drzaiusatl/Forum%20Pics/DrRockso.jpg

ouwapiti
11/30/2008, 08:01 PM
and his DC probably have a xanax/paxil drip going right now

Soonersince57
11/30/2008, 08:02 PM
likes to chase Daniel

westcoast_sooner
11/30/2008, 09:32 PM
Wishes he had taken the Washington job now.

devOUt
11/30/2008, 10:14 PM
....had a 45-35 sign.

Dio
11/30/2008, 11:13 PM
...voted texass #1 and left OU off his ballot completely.

LoyalFan
11/30/2008, 11:19 PM
Logs on at GheyTigers.com as "Periwinkle". My cousin Bruce (Pronounced "Brooth") told me so his pwn self.

LF (Pronounced "El Eff")

GottaHavePride
11/30/2008, 11:20 PM
... clicks his tongue a lot when he talks.

ATX Sooner
11/30/2008, 11:31 PM
...is two-thirds of a shocker. 2 in the Pinkel, 1 in the stinkel.

mdklatt
11/30/2008, 11:44 PM
...gets his sweater vests second-hand from Jim Tressel.

sooner2b09
12/1/2008, 12:17 AM
....Flew the plane that was carrying 45-35, mack re-payed him with a hand jorb.

Boomer_Sooner_sax
12/1/2008, 08:38 AM
...thinks muffin tops are sexy!

badger
12/1/2008, 08:44 AM
... knows they'll keep the North/South split, just to keep the desired KC market happy with Mizzou contending for a championship :D

... has autographed AND framed SI/ESPN magazine covers of Chase Daniel, whom he adores far more than Mack loves Colt. People, that's SAYING something :D

... wonders why his phone never rings when a prime coaching vacancy becomes known.

... wonders if Chase will still wins some type of trophy he can put on the shelf he made specially for the Heisman Daniel was supposed to win.

madillsoonerfan5353
12/1/2008, 09:33 AM
...Is waiting in the woodshed for Coach Stoops and CO............................AGAIN!!!!!!!:D





BBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SoonerJack
12/1/2008, 09:36 AM
moonlights as The Tick
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v445/jwiley/TheTick.jpg

CincySooner
12/1/2008, 12:50 PM
...yells "DOMINO!!" everytime he plays a Draw-4 card in Uno.

IBleedCrimson
12/1/2008, 01:00 PM
... Mentored chase daniels in picking then eating boogers, and did a
Damn fine job

Paperclip
12/1/2008, 02:56 PM
Announces his offensive coordinator is taking a head coaching job before the school has the chance to announce it. What a putz.

OUMallen
12/1/2008, 03:03 PM
takes his own set of 3 tuba players everywhere he goes just in case he happens to lose to Oklahoma....again.

Bwaaaa bwaaaa BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ratherthanlater
12/1/2008, 06:03 PM
...bought his wife on the internet to hide his obsession with little boys.

soonerboy_odanorth
12/1/2008, 06:13 PM
... thinks he's being clever when he screams at his weekly press conference, "You media guys are stupid! STUPID STUPID STUPID!!!! Heh heh. Heh. Heh heh. Heh!"

JLEW1818
12/1/2008, 06:16 PM
takes Tbags from chase

SCOUT
12/1/2008, 06:26 PM
... is currently in the fetal position under his desk muttering, 'not again, not again, not again'...

SoonerTroll
12/1/2008, 06:54 PM
... just wants to close his eyes, just wants to fall asleep cause he'll miss you chase and he don't want to miss a thiiiiing :)

ratherthanlater
12/1/2008, 07:57 PM
...gets happy in the pants watching this video.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU

ratherthanlater
12/1/2008, 08:12 PM
...is looking for funding for his internet video project titled: Pinkel and Chase and 1 cup.

badger
12/2/2008, 09:11 AM
... is crying because you guys let him fall to page 3

TheHumanAlphabet
12/2/2008, 10:24 AM
Has a collection of Chase Daniel's biggest boogers on his office wall all framed and looking nice...I wants to bronze them when Chase graduates.

fadada1
12/2/2008, 11:11 AM
...thought the BCS might go ahead and give osu the nod in the big12 game - just to **** musburger off.

Hot Rod
12/2/2008, 11:39 AM
...thinks Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is based on a true story!

soonerhillbilly
12/2/2008, 11:42 AM
-Had to check the schedule again to make sure MU was still playing OU in the CCG, because sooner fans are still talking about Texas.
-Thinks OU fans should focus on the CCG game
-Is considering printing signs that read 20-6 (1998)

badger
12/2/2008, 12:24 PM
... wonders if losing the Big 12 this year will get them into the Orange Bowl or if those d@mn birds from Lawrence will bargain their way in again. Stupid Jayhawks.

:P

SoonerTroll
12/2/2008, 04:06 PM
.... likes to movie KIDS because he too gives random people AIDS

Hot Rod
12/2/2008, 04:17 PM
...tried to audition for American Idol last year.

badger
12/2/2008, 04:26 PM
... thinks everyone who thinks the Big 12 Championship game should be between the top two Big 12 teams and not North/South should STFU, because Lord knows he didn't want to face the No. 2 Big 12 team two games in a row last year.

SoonerTroll
12/2/2008, 06:51 PM
.. is a transexual from TRANSylvania

NormanPride
12/4/2008, 04:29 PM
... laughs when this thread falls to page five. FIVE!

OUmillenium
12/4/2008, 04:38 PM
...says it burns have he takes a tinkel.

humblesooner
12/4/2008, 05:38 PM
Spent $7000 to have 45-35 signs made and hired an airplane to fly a banner that says 45-35 over Arrowhead.......because Mack told him he was supposed to if he ever wants be a big time coach/program.

scottrox66
12/4/2008, 07:49 PM
...heard it was going to be chilly at the game, so he's going to take a bowl and a spoon.

deweydw
12/5/2008, 10:02 AM
... likes to go to the mall and sit on Santas lap.

OUMallen
12/5/2008, 10:29 AM
Takes up two parking spaces with his motorcycle (which is an early 90s crotchrocket)

badger
12/5/2008, 10:36 AM
...posed a horn fan to fly the banner over Austin. NOBODY EXPECTS THE MIZZOU INQUISITION!

OUMallen
12/5/2008, 10:45 AM
Personally sees to it that the Iron Starr is closed on Sundays. (Bastard!)

Flagstaffsooner
12/5/2008, 10:46 AM
...thinks OVJuice is the stuff running down his leg.

badger
12/5/2008, 10:47 AM
...cries himself to sleep at night because even the state of Missouri (http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/fp/flashPollResultsState?sportIndex=frontpage&pollId=64429) doesn't think the Tigers will pull this off.

OUMallen
12/5/2008, 11:01 AM
..thinks Chase Daniel is cute when he's chippy and arrogant.

pott_2
12/5/2008, 11:04 AM
...thinks badger is a guy...:eek:

SoonerinSouthlake
12/5/2008, 11:18 AM
.....has been picking boogers and feeding them the Chase all week thinking it will rekindle the magic

birddog
12/5/2008, 11:27 AM
is summoning the ghost of ray finkel to remind the holder to keep the laces out.