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soonerboy_odanorth
11/28/2008, 09:23 PM
How must we still be cast from the temple and chased from the land at every turn? Will we Isrealites of middle American not be blessed for our faith and servitude to baby football Jebus?

With Boise States and Longhorn fallen angels we are tormented by the beast who shall be called beazespnlbub, whose number is 25... in my area code.

Yet I know we must remain humble, assume nothing but labor and toil, and pray to those who flower our gardens with roses, bring fiesta to our households, put the sugar at our tablesides, and grow the orange fruit on our trees.

And because of this faith, I know the path of the righteous Sooner is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil talking heads. Blessed is Stoops who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the Chatanoogas through the valley of darkness, for he is truly our recruits' keeper and the finder of lost children. And we will strike down upon Longhorns with great vengeance and furious anger and also all Cowboys and Raiders who attempt to poison and destroy OUr brothers. And all will know OUr name is OKLAHOMA when we lay OUr vengeance upon them!

sidewinder517
11/28/2008, 09:31 PM
Can I hear a BOOMER!

ruf/nekdad
11/28/2008, 09:48 PM
And my wife and daughter can't understand why I spend so much time on this site.

GottaHavePride
11/28/2008, 10:05 PM
From the title, I was sort of expecting this pic:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a243/cardinal4/gladiator20are20you20not20entertain.jpg

bri
11/28/2008, 10:22 PM
Well now that you mention it, I am entertained.

OULenexaman
11/28/2008, 10:30 PM
have another shot....

SouthFortySooner
11/28/2008, 10:34 PM
Thats what I'm talkin about. Talkin plain and simple now.

yermom
11/28/2008, 11:58 PM
what does Bob Stoops look like?

bri
11/29/2008, 12:00 AM
What?

;)