Offishul Bevohs vs. TX Ag & Mil School For Girls

[Rogue]

Cause it's the only NCAA game on tonight.
Drink whenever OU is mentioned.:texan:

[King Crimson]

gig'em.

drink every time the phrase "on a neutral field" or "by 10"....or (sleeper double drink) "teammates at Abilene Christian"

[King Crimson]

since when did they play this on T-giving night?

[IronHorseSooner]

gig'em.

drink every time the phrase "on a neutral field" or "by 10"....or (sleeper double drink) "teammates at Abilene Christian"

Or every time you see a 45-35 sign (wait, you could be in Drunkytown before kickoff).

[OUHOMER]

Or every time you see a 45-35 sign (wait, you could be in Drunkytown before kickoff).

That's what I was thinking. I hope the sign deal blows up in there face. Hell I hope the aggies win 45-35 That would be perfect :D

[Rogue]

Think Mike Sherman will make it another year?

[King Crimson]

if the Aggies (who really suck) could just sort of hang around or make it quasi-close that would be OK.

[SeattleOUstudent]

slap fight in the endzone. Aggies want to fight!

[soonermeteor]

I would appreciate if a few aggies could catch some Colt McCoy passes. :D

[King Crimson]

slap fight in the endzone. Aggies want to fight!

Farmer Fight or whatever they say. whhoooppp!!

[Sooner5030]

whoop! or whatever they do.

[King Crimson]

Think Mike Sherman will make it another year?

he's around for a couple more. but, talk about an uninspirational hire. not like he was on anybody's radar as a hot commodity. the NFL retread thing is so "2002".

[Rogue]

WhoopgigemHiRicketyWhoopDeFreakin'-Doo!

[Rogue]

ChiggerIggerRum

[Rogue]

It's like scat for hillbillies with shaved heads.

SawVarshadee'sHornsOff

[King Crimson]

sit down bus driver.....give em a horse laugh!

[King Crimson]

yet another game where Erin ANdrews isn't topless. wtf?

[Rogue]

Colt reminds me of Applewhite...kid's a gamer

[SoonerTroll]

has anyone else heard that the whorns have hired a plane to fly over the ou v. osu game with the 45-35 banner.

FAIL

[sendbaht]

Has the game started yet? My TV program here in Thailand says the game is on at 8am this morning live ESPN. The are showing Cricket for goodness sakes.

[pcsoonerboy]

I heard they are suppose to fly banners over during gameday on saturday.

[SoonerTroll]

yes, whorns driving

[King Crimson]

atm sucks

[Mudskipper]

I don't think that Texas needs to do anything but run up the middle...atm is soft

[Sooner5030]

TD bad guys

[SoonerTroll]

there defense is awful, awfully slow

[SoonerPriv]

wow.. they might need to put a spy on colt.. jeez.. ya think?

[Rogue]

Is Cricket the game with the balls and hammers you play on a lawn?
On TeeVee?

[soonermeteor]

I like how colt was down and they just ignored it. Nice job there offishuls :rolleyes:

[Mudskipper]

I don't think it would matter much

[LilSooner]

CHEATER!!!!

[sooner2b09]

Two bad calls, that was not a first down he was a yard behind it and he was down before the ball crossed the endzone. Not that it would matter, ATM is horrible this year.

[SoonerTroll]

Can texass beating atm really help them that much???

[bri]

At this point, our only hope for this game is that Aggie can keep it close enough to where we can use "Kansas logic" on Horn fan, i.e. "We beat them worse on their own field than you did at home."

[SoonerDood]

you expect them to review something that would go against the whorns?

[SoonerPriv]

Is Cricket the game with the balls and hammers you play on a lawn?
On TeeVee?


croquet :D

[soonerwalt]

I like how colt was down and they just ignored it. Nice job their offishuls :rolleyes:

That's right BCS!!

[Rogue]

Javorskie Lane must be 45 years old.

[Sooner5030]

Yes it can help them. It's all about exposure and reminding voters how good you are. We get a great chance on saturday night also.

[King Crimson]

yet another flag on ATM. nice work ags.

[King Crimson]

OMG. it's Will Muschamp...the man who invented football.

[Mudskipper]

I think a complete demolishing of them might help some, exposure wise.....anything less than that even a comfortable win would just be what was expected at home against a horrible team

[SoonerTroll]

Well the commentators are helping us by constantly talking about how bad aTm is

[soonerwalt]

OMG!!!! eATMe really sucks!!!

[Rogue]

Coach In Waiting...sounds like a concubine.

[King Crimson]

i love how the food in Applebee's ads looks like it's made of plastic.

[soonerwalt]

I think Mike Sherman's favorite part of a game is the TV timeouts. At least the rest of the country can see how bad his team plays

[Rogue]

4535 sign drink

[pcsoonerboy]

i am drinking everytime i see a 45-35 sign and i am about drunk already.

[soonerwalt]

way ahead of ya

[SoonerPriv]

Erin Andrew's dressed as a ref.. lol..

[SoonerTroll]

why is that official always smiling, its creepy

[SoonerTroll]

thats what i call a SACK LUNCH

[SoonerPriv]

sack.. there may be some hope after all..

[Rogue]

McCoy getting knocked around

[soonerwalt]

"They know who they are.....They've been giving up long drives all year long"

Damn thats harsh!

[SoonerTroll]

its amazing, sacks!

[tommieharris91]

Yay!! A punt!!

[bri]

Awesome! They made them punt!

MORAL VICTORY!! :D

[bri]

Meanwhile, ENA just got DDT'd by an aggy over on FSN. :mad:

[soonermeteor]

Aggies seem to be causing a little trouble. I'm more concerned about colt looking bad though.

[JLEW1818]

KEEP THAT PRESSURE ON HIM

[tommieharris91]

Meanwhile, ENA just got DDT'd by an aggy over on FSN. :mad:

The Adarius Bowman's Drop game.

[Rogue]

aTm going with the old 4-4-4 defense! :eek:

[SoonerTroll]

YIKES!

[Mudskipper]

that guy was having way too much fun with that clapper

[Leroy Lizard]

Note to ATM: Keep it on the ground. Run out the clock.

[Mudskipper]

Note to ATM: Keep it on the ground. Run out the clock.

Pray for a power outage

[SoonerTroll]

Note to ATM: Keep it on the ground. Run out the clock.

completely agree

[bri]

STUNNED MCCOY FAMILY!

[Mudskipper]

McCoy is getting roughed up

[SoonerTroll]

note to voters - first quarter not impressive

[Sooner5030]

Aggie finding a way to give up 3rd and long.

[Mudskipper]

only 7 points in the first quarter!

[soonermeteor]

note to voters - first quarter not impressive

Additional note: "Mobile" quarterback Colt sacked twice.

[kevpks]

If the Aggies could get a couple of first downs we'd be in business.

BTW, what the heck was Craig James talking about before the break? Something about Colt being a high school graduate and getting a driver's license?

[JLEW1818]

wow the aggies offensive line is horrible

[Flying Scotsman]

Keep it under 29!!

[SoonerTroll]

Jesse Palmer blows

[SoonerTroll]

hahahahahhahahahaha colt

[sooner2b09]

They stopped them on a third and long. Another moral victory!

[kevpks]

wide left. awesome.

[sooner2b09]

Missed!

[bri]

YAY! NO GOOD!!

Hang in there, Aggie. You're horrible, but so is that field...

[Mudskipper]

woo hoo!

[soonermeteor]

Missed field goal = karma starting to kick in? :D

Aggies holding their own for now. Game is not out of control yet.

[SoonerJack]

what is the deal with Texas' turf?

[pcsoonerboy]

3 moral victories. Texas A&M should claim the victory now.

[Mudskipper]

thank goodness for beer

[JLEW1818]

come on aggies

[Sooner5030]

a 17-7 victory would be awesome.

[sendbaht]

Good missed and only 7 points the quarter......I have to watch this on ESPN gamecast now...but I have that and you guys so I am thankfull

[SoonerJack]

good gravy teh aggies are terrible

[Sooner5030]

where will aggie find 7 though?

[SoonerTroll]

did it rain in austin or something??

[King Crimson]

look out, Steven McGee is playing.

[bri]

Well, at least that fluttering pass to no one didn't sink into the turf...

[soonermeteor]

where will aggie find 7 though?

pick six? :pop:

[pcsoonerboy]

aggies defense will have to score it if they get 7 points

[Rogue]

Water + Dirt = Mud

[8timechamps]

Good Lord....the aggies are the worst!

[OffroadOUFan]

Since when did holding the aggies this year to a three and out become so exciting as to warrant all that celebration?

[sendbaht]

come on aggies...shoot...the aggies have a total of 10 yards so far

[8timechamps]

A&M -2 yards offense so far.

And the whorns only have 7. Realllly impressive.

[Sooner98]

Sweet cranberry sauce, is Texas A&M the worst Big 12 team to ever take the field?

[8timechamps]

come on aggies...shoot...the aggies have a total of 10 yards so far

I think you're counting kick return yards.

[bri]

How the hell did Aggie score 28 on us? :confused:

[colinreturn]

A&M -2 yards offense so far.

And the whorns only have 7. Realllly impressive.

think of all the voters that will shut it off at halftime with 7-0 score

win for ou.

[King Crimson]

sweet tackling ags.

[bri]

Meanwhile, Allen Patrick just broke a 63-yard run to start the second half over on FSN. The Brook is going crazy. :D

[8timechamps]

I love the fact that the whorns put together the "effort" to have so many signs made, and I've seen exactly 1.

[SoonerJack]

the way texas is carrying the ball, i bet they fumble pretty soon.

[kevpks]

I know Texas is winning but how many "style points" have they accrued thus far?

[bri]

I love the fact that the whorns put together the "effort" to have so many signs made, and I've seen exactly 1.

They're probably hanging on to them until they're not struggling against the worst team in the Big 12. :D

[SoonerJack]

I think bouncing that field goal off of the goal post was pretty stylish.

[garland sooner]

i wish they could tackle.

nvm... qb sack.

[kevpks]

That was a Heisman quality face plant right there.

[8timechamps]

They're probably hanging on to them until they're not struggling against the worst team in the Big 12. :D

So, in other words...we may never see 'em.

THIS IS A JOKE!

[SoonerTroll]

Colt's jersey is a bit dirty....

[kevpks]

Great another 3rd down upcoming.

[pcsoonerboy]

I know Texas is winning but how many "style points" have they accrued thus far?

I would say none so far.

[SoonerTroll]

Aggies need a td

[8timechamps]

Whoopi....a touchdown.

That's the best they could do...14 points in the first half?

[soonermeteor]

Darn Aggs, you had been doing so well!

[kevpks]

Colt's parents are there. We get it.

[bri]

God, Aggie is so horrible they can't even horse-collar guys properly.

Their fail makes the dead collie cry.

[Rogue]

WTF was that....frame around the screen said "Texs Fight" on top and "It's the End of A&M" or something on the bottom?

[colinreturn]

Colt's parents are there. We get it.

so is teh unidentified hot girl

[SoonerJack]

Colt's parents are there. We get it.

lol:D

[8timechamps]

Style points are what they want....

Not so much so far.


However, if aggie offense can't manage a first down, aggie defense is going to get real tired, real soon.

[SoonerTroll]

ya i don't know whats up with those frame screens, it feels like the biased media striking

[Turd_Ferguson]

WTF was that....frame around the screen said "Texs Fight" on top and "It's the End of A&M" or something on the bottom?is that part of their fight song:confused:

[sendbaht]

so far this is not the "style points" they want. Goodness as bad as aggies are playing and it 14 zip come on aggies!!!!

[garland sooner]

hm... if i had a team, i'd be comfortable on third downs against the ags.

[Leroy Lizard]

Okay, down by two TDs with a little over 5 minutes in the half. Keep it on the ground!

[kevpks]

A flag. What a shock.

[colinreturn]

ive counted 5 plays affected by this POS field.

[bri]

45-35 sighting! Drink!

[sendbaht]

You are correct...I reread it and it's 10 plays not yards.

[Rogue]

4535 sign...drink

[8timechamps]

The whorns might as well be playing a pee wee team. Holy ****!

[soonermeteor]

In Mack brown's defense hes pulled starters off the field? Do these commentators ever watch games?

[bri]

Dear Bachelor,

We've been pulling our starters in the fourth quarter all year...and we've still been beating teams by 60. You fail.

[Rogue]

another one

[OUHOMER]

do i drink twice, I AM NOT WATCHING THE GAME

[Cam]

Did I just hear that Texas hasn't had the chance to blow away teams by 60 cause their starters aren't in during the 4th quarter?

It'd be nice if these guys who get paid to do commentary actually did some research.

[sooner2b09]

They are so bad. It is just sad. How have they won 4 games this year?

[bri]

Yes, two different signs.

[8timechamps]

They want so badly to look like Owen field did Saturday. Fail.

[SoonerTroll]

Jesse Palmer knows nothing, just a pretty face, pathetic

[bri]

It'd be nice if these guys who get paid to do commentary actually did some research.

Research? Dude, Jessie Palmer is too busy getting mouth hugs from Wendi Nix in the studio all day to actually watch games.

[okiewaker]

Just heard. "to Mack's defense the reason they have not been blowing people out is because they have been pulling starters out in the 4th qtr". Jesse Palmer folks. This is laughable.

[Rogue]

They dominate teams differently
Whatever

[OffroadOUFan]

so is teh unidentified hot girl

She's so much a fan that she's wearing burnt puke skin.

[colinreturn]

wow. that was the worst point evar. weve been pulling everybody at damn halftime

[8timechamps]

I think I could do better against the whorns. By myself.

[SoonerTroll]

Jeeeeeeeez, could we loan aTm Joey H for the night?

[Rogue]

aTm first down

[8timechamps]

WAIT A MINUTE.............

[bri]

YAY! ALMOST IN FIELD GOAL RANGE NOW!!

[sooner2b09]

Wow!

[8timechamps]

C'mon 14-7!

[Sooner5030]

ALL SOME

[sooner2b09]

... could the aggies score?

[bri]

I DEMAND MORE GIGGING! MUCH MORE GIGGING!!

[jdsooner]

Run clock and score TD. No FG!

[garland sooner]

nice run. let's keep it going.

[sendbaht]

WOW now that was a play

[Cam]

Any points before half time for aTm would be freakin sweet.

[8timechamps]

:rolleyes: A&M is probably moving the ball because Mack took out his defensive starters. :rolleyes:

[SoonerTroll]

Go for it

[Sooner5030]

FG damit

[8timechamps]

GO FOR IT!

[sooner2b09]

FG!

[garland sooner]

well, a fg is nice.

[bri]

YAY! POINTS!!

MORAL VICTORIES, FTW!!!

[Rogue]

aTm lights the board!

[ARW3]

just for kicks:

TAMU:
Total D: 113th
Total O: 69th

[sendbaht]

Maybe now texas is "trying to hard"

[sooner2b09]

Hey 3 is better than 0, Texas not looking so hot right now.

[Cam]

a turnover here would be nice. Preferably a pick 6.

[SoonerTroll]

alright, now a pick six and mccoy gets hurt, not seriously hurt, but he's out for the game :)

[soonermeteor]

Aggs have no chance if they are going to settle for field goals.

[bri]

Jeez, this is insufferable. How do people root for A&M all the time and not just say "f*ck it" and wander out into traffic?

[8timechamps]

This is much more impressive than our beatdown of Tech!

[GottaHavePride]

well, a fg is nice.

Heh. "Nice" in that "oh, your eHarmony picture looks 40 pounds lighter than you" way.

[SoonerTroll]

sorry Bri, milk was a bad choice

[TAFBSooner]

U of texas: What starts here changes the world . . .

World wide economic disaster, one drowned city, . . .

wrong thread

[8timechamps]

JEEZ! 3rd down for the whorns might as well be a free play!

[pcsoonerboy]

This is much more impressive than our beatdown of Tech!

It does look more impressive. Tech was only #2 and undefeated.

[okiewaker]

Fg gets them one step closer to 4-8.

[8timechamps]

Colt might be feeling a little "hurt"

[garland sooner]

so, i just found an old aTm drink koozie at my parent's place from when i thought i might study there. hopefully, it'll transfer some of my sooner mojo to them just for the night.

[8timechamps]

It does look more impressive. Tech was only #2 and undefeated.

Good point. We really didn't look to good either. Unlike the whorns tonight.

[sooner59]

The good thing is.....

Texas is not blowing them out. Aggie is hanging in there.

[OUHOMER]

Is texas playing soft, I am not watching the game.. I dont understand why they are blowing them out

[bri]

Blerg, looks like it's gonna be 21-3 at the half and we'll be treated to 15 minutes of everyone reminding us that "IT'S A RIVALRY GAME! THAT'S, LIKE, 56-0 IN REGULAR NON-RIVALRY GAME SCORING!!"

[8timechamps]

DAMN!

I'm done. I can't watch anymore of the whorns.

[garland sooner]

dang. touchdown. i was hoping for a 14 to 3 halftime.

[OffroadOUFan]

JPalmer must've had "methodical" on his word-of-the-day calendar this morning. Yuck.

[Sooner5030]

That will kill a team. Try so hard to stop them only to let them score with 12 seconds left.

[SoonerTroll]

There holding the signs now

[sooner59]

45-35 Drink.

[pcsoonerboy]

7 signs, 7 drinks everyone

[TAFBSooner]

Re that sign -

Colt is pretty good. I think he ranks higher than #12 in the Heisman race.

[ARW3]

The good thing is.....

Texas is not blowing them out. Aggie is hanging in there.


Haven't you heard? This is a 'rivalry' game. So it's to be expected...aand excused.

[soonervegas]

Did the aggies actually down grade in head coaches this offseason? My feeling is yes...

What a joke settling for the field goal.

[sooner59]

Oh crap, different sign.....Drink!

[garland sooner]

wow. no flag on special teams. hizzah!!

[OffroadOUFan]

"How does Colt McCoy get pounded and keep delivering like that"!!! Wow, just wow.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

Mack is such a creep.

[colinreturn]

IF WE DIDNT MISS THE FIELD GOAL. AND THEY DID. IT WOULD BE 24-0.

what a *** **** ******* ****

[TAFBSooner]

Mack Brown interview, and no reference to 45-35?

[TAFBSooner]

Mack Brown interview, and no reference to 45-35?

[Leroy Lizard]

In case anyone was wondering, the score at the half when we played ATM was 38-14.

[SoonerJack]

IF WE DIDNT MISS THE FIELD GOAL. AND THEY DID. IT WOULD BE 24-0.

what a *** **** ******* ****

wait. who said that? I was on a different channel for a while.

[bri]

In case anyone was wondering, the score at the half when we played ATM was 38-14.

:texan: SEE? Y'ALL GAVE UP TWO TOUCHDOWNS! Y'ALL SUCK!! YEEEEEEEE-HAWWWW!!!!

[soonerwalt]

"How does Colt McCoy get pounded and keep delivering like that"!!! Wow, just wow.

WOW! That thread could easily be continued over on Smack Central:D

[sooner59]

Lou Holtz commentating on NFL = teh suck

[aurorasooner]

Sherman = FG Fran. I'm beginning to think that the whorns watered down the field this afternoon to get the Aggies worrying more about the field than winning the game and negate some of that cult emotion. For a supposed high-class CFB program, all the players slipping and sliding and all the divots from those TV ground level shots make that field look completely low-class on national TV.

[ARW3]

Get ready for it...Texas should go because their defense is better.

[SoonerDood]

Cowardly former NFL coach kicks FG to keep the score close, and in typical NFL style, runs prevent defense and lets the other team score.

[Rogue]

Ugh...aTm is just awful

[Katherine]

I can't believe the whorns field is such crap and I can't believe Sherman only went for the field goal. I guess that's because he has the NFL coach mentality and wanted to play it "safe.":confused:

[Sooner5030]

I wonder how much shrapnel from lou holtz mouth ends up in that food.

[soonerwalt]

Lou = Lame a$$ Coach...err,..actor,....ummm....person

[garland sooner]

i thought that was a pretty lame segment.

[bri]

Get ready for it...Texas should go because their defense is better.

Good point. I mean, they did hold that explosive Texas Tech offense to a mere 39 points. :D

[colinreturn]

watch out for janitors making fun of you. - brought to you by the big 12 conference

[randall180]

wait. who said that? I was on a different channel for a while.

that Sexat coach said that...

[bri]

i thought that was a pretty lame segment.

You actually watched that?

Sucker. :D

[aurorasooner]

Dr. Lou = Lame. Perfect time for a Notre Dame pep talk and that quack wimps out.

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

I think Lou's funny...in a pet monkey kind of way.

[garland sooner]

You actually watched that?

Sucker. :D

yeah, unfortunately. i just got back to the couch and couldn't find the remote. :rolleyes:

[BlondeSoonerGirl]

A pet monkey that spits a lot.

[josh09]

Im glad the texass fans seem to have forgotten the score of our game.....

[instigator]

Why was Dr Lou so stingy with the turkey?

[garland sooner]

OOHHHHH.... great play!!!!

[sooner2b09]

aggie looking a little better... thats a stretch hehe

[bri]

Note to A&M: Stop trying to throw the ball to Japorkie Lane.

Although, it IS fun watching fatty fall down trying to find the ball. :D

[soonergirlNeugene]

Am I reading this right - Texas A&M has 78 yards of offense?

[sooner2b09]

Scoring position, Moral Victory. They now have more Moral Victories then points!

[bri]

Scoring position, Moral Victory. They now have more Moral Victories then points!

Maybe Aggie should change their tradition to "kiss your date if we get a moral victory".

[kevpks]

False start. Why? Why? Why?

[instigator]

List of Michael Goodson football skills:


Run fast in a straight line


That's all I can think of.

[sooner2b09]

This is possibly the worst field behind the Steelers Dolphins game last year.

[sendbaht]

141 yards

[soonergirlNeugene]

Agh thats it I just won't be able to watch the game. Every time I flip over to it, Aggie is in a position to make a play and instead does something dumb. You guys gotta keep me posted.

[instigator]

I haven't seen a ball stick in the ground yet.

[sooner2b09]

I haven't seen a ball stick in the ground yet.

Yeah but I have seen a player slip at least 10 times. 3 resulting in sacks.