Going into the Closet

[stoops the eternal pimp]

To see if my wife hid any Christmas presents for me..Nothing so far..That makes me uncomfortable. We've been married for six years.

She's still my wife I suppose, but I'm really weirded out. I don't hate the woman or anything, but I'm not real sure I'm going to be comfortable just hanging out, knowing I can't find any presents for me.

Weird. Unusual. Strange. Peculiar. Bizarre. Odd.

[Whet]

Have you had a heart to heart talk with your wife, prior to going into the closet? Or, are you going to spring this on her without any warning? How will she react?

[NYC Poke]

That goes against everything in the Bible.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

Have you had a heart to heart talk with your wife, prior to going into the closet? Or, are you going to spring this on her without any warning? How will she react?



No. I'm don't know how to talk to her about this. Maybe we can still just hangout, i'm not sure. Maybe she will stay the same. I hope it results in her wearing a thong and a boa.

[stoops the eternal pimp]

That goes against everything in the Bible.

Well it depends on which bible you read. mine says

If thou questioneth if said spouse may have place presents in hiding, thou shalt search upon the land, sea, and closets so that peace may enter thou heart.

[soonerboomer93]

To see if my wife hid any Christmas presents for me..Nothing so far..That makes me uncomfortable. We've been married for six years.

She's still my wife I suppose, but I'm really weirded out. I don't hate the woman or anything, but I'm not real sure I'm going to be comfortable just hanging out, knowing I can't find any presents for me.

Weird. Unusual. Strange. Peculiar. Bizarre. Odd.

I didn't buy you anything

Does that weird you out?

[NYC Poke]

Well it depends on which bible you read. mine says

If thou questioneth if said spouse may have place presents in hiding, thou shalt search upon the land, sea, and closets so that peace may enter thou heart.

"No man, when he hath lighted a candle, putteth it in a secret place, neither under a bushel, but on a candlestick, that they which come in may see the light."


Dude, you're getting candles. That's so gaaaaooooooood! Candles are good!

[stoops the eternal pimp]

I didn't buy you anything

Does that weird you out?

I ordered you bacon

[NYC Poke]

Bacon of the Month Club?

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