Mike Gundy....

[StormySooner-IN]

....is a man, and is 41!!!


:D

[Scoregasm]

And he's about to get his arse handed to him at T. Butt Pickins Offishul home stadium Turf

[SoonerDood]

is not a mother.......of children.

[tommieharris91]

...is begging Mike Holder to release individual tickets so that his house doesn't look half-empty.

[OUAndy1807]

is a pederast

[SanDiegoSoonerGal]

secretly wants Jenni Carlson to have his baby.

[Flagstaffsooner]

...is a little snot nosed booger eating aggie that Jeni Carlson could whup with one hand tied behind her back.

[FirstandGoal]

.... is so vain, he probably thinks this thread is about him

[soonermix]

is having his greatest season as a head coach and will be rewarded by getting to go to the alamo bowl

[OU_Sooners75]

...lives in the 1980s!

(Spiked hair)
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/tim_layden/09/26/fairgame/t1_gundy.jpg

[OU_Sooners75]

...tries too hard to be like Bob Stoops!

(Notice the visor)
http://kotv.com/newsimages/640/a6990eb2-a118-4a81-9800-975e858f90d1.jpg

[Piware]

Sits on that equipment trunk pretending to draw up offensive plays. In reality the clipboard holds applications for director of operations at the sheep washin' station.

The Little Wooly Washeteria is the cornerstone of the Indoor Practice Facility and will only operate in summer months due to the declining price of oil. They hope to have the big tarp to go over the poles by Spring.

[kevpks]

is praying that Zac Robinson won't fumble on the goal line for the third year in a row, but we all know he will.

[soonergirlNeugene]

better have "the world's most powerful offense" ready for the #1 offense in the country!

[Gandalf_The_Grey]

.....must be gellin...like Megellan

[Crucifax Autumn]

...is a girl and she's 13

[pott_2]

...is a Dapper Dan man...

[Flagstaffsooner]

Shops at Fredricks of Stillwater.
http://bangkokgirls.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/jamieshooker.jpg

[Czar Soonerov]

...is three fourths inacrit.

[OKC-SLC]

is about to get beat by 50 on teh tee vee.

[StoopTroup]

....had to change his diaper twice last night.

[olevetonahill]

...lives in the 1980s!

(Spiked hair)
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/writers/tim_layden/09/26/fairgame/t1_gundy.jpg

And has Bigger titties than some Gurls .
****ing nOObs cluttering up the Board with threads sayin the same **** 14 different ways .:mad:
Found this On PG 4

[CincySooner]

... intentionally gave T. Boone Pickens the wrong directions to Thanksgiving Dinner.

[hgarmorer]

is having a sideline board made that pleads for mercy so Stoops can read it

[Jason White's Third Knee]

..was asked what he uses in his hair. He replied, "None of your beeswax!"

[deweydw]

... gets advise on life, love, and yes, how to be a man from his distant cousin, sheep herder, Balki Bartokomous.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s85/deweydw/balkiismbanner.jpg

[Flagstaffsooner]

Stands out in a crowd.
http://www.healthandbeauty.net.au/images/sheep-sleep1.jpg

[Ardmore_Sooner]

...is a woolist.

[Ton Loc]

knows that marriage for a gay person is a bum deal. ;) :P

[OUmillenium]

...loves to eat yellow snow and shout "LEMON FREEZE!"

[Jason White's Third Knee]

...throws out some bitchin' poppin' and lockin' at wedding receptions.

[olevetonahill]

Uses and recommends This recipe (Thanks Flag):D


Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use
> of popcorn
> as a Stuffing -- imagine that.
> When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect
> for people
> like me, Who just are not sure how to tell when
> poultry is thoroughly
> cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try.
>
> 4 - 5 lb. Chicken
> 1 cup melted butter
> 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is Good.)
> 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S
> LOW FAT)
> Salt/pepper to taste
>
> Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well
> with melted
> butter, salt, and pepper.
> Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in
> baking pan with
> the neck end toward the back of the oven.
>
> Listen for the popping sounds.
> When the chicken's *** blows the oven door open
> and the chicken
> Flies across the room, it's done.

[cjames317]

... is gonna have an interesting Thanksgiving dinner with Cale.

[OKLA21FAN]

thought up the 'cattle gate' entrance at home games

[SoonerBacker]

loves his pony named pokey!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v140/HardCorpsHistory/raiti01_Gumby_Pokey.jpg

Guess what THEY do together at halftime!

[badger]

... has never beaten OU as a head coach, leading to our current winning streak over them since 2003.

[OKLA21FAN]

feels the urge to puke when reading the daily oklahoman!

[meoveryouxinfinity]

....is an offensive coordinator being paid a HC's salary

[randall180]

... is hoping for the omelet bar

[IronHorseSooner]

....is jealous of Pistol Pete's 5 o'clock shadow

[Boomer_Sooner_sax]

watched Twilight with the lights on!

[IronHorseSooner]

...likes to spell out "I LOVE EWE" in his Alphabits cereal, which freaks out his wife, Sandy the Goat, everytime.

[SbOrOiNaEnR]

...makes his Gooner brother sit at the kids' table on Thanksgiving.

[Dio]

...tries to relate to the kids on his team with lots of hip "Crocodile Dundee" references.

[SoonerDood]

...thinks Jorts are on the verge of making a comeback.

[fadada1]

...thinks this thread needs to find its way back to the first page!!!!

[SoonerPr8r]

...his Gooner brother makes him sit at the kids' table on Thanksgiving.


fixed:D

[devOUt]

...advises Mike Holder on the aggie ticket policy.

[deweydw]

... likes to stay at the YMCA on road games.

[badger]

... wants lots of empty seats Saturday so there will be places for his coaches to hide when the game gets too lopsided.

[Knippz]

...will change the term "Choke-lahoma" to "Choke-lahoma State."

[IronHorseSooner]

...thinks the song "Sheep go to Heaven, goats go to hell" by Cake is just about the coolest thing ever made.

[NormanPride]

... pretends he is a "Lifelong Poke," but is taking lessons from Rich Rodriguez on how to escape your hometown team's grasp for a big program's big money.

[IronHorseSooner]

...in order to combat OU having Toby Keith and JR on their sidelines, will counter with Garth Brooks, Keith Anderson, and "Clucky the Prize Rooster" from the Payne County Livestock Show.

[TheHumanAlphabet]

Doesn't like to coach defense, so never looks on the field when the offense is on the bench. Loves to say "Waaa Happened!" when they say the O needs to go back out...

[IronHorseSooner]

...is waiting for just the right to unveil the "Wild Goat" formation.

[Rogue]

Is a Dapper Dan man.

[Tulsa_Fireman]

...married (at least then) a smokin' hawt former Miss Titan from Midwest City.

Mmmmmmm.

[ratherthanlater]

...is single handedly saving the hair-gel industry in these hard economic times.

[IronHorseSooner]

...makes the livestock judging area off-limits so his players don't get tempted.

[OU_Sooners75]

...wishes he could coach as good as his Brother Cal!

[StoopTroup]

.....just did an interview with Jenny.

[StoopTroup]

.....just did an interview with Jenny.

....then they went to Jared's.

http://www.willisventures.com/Images/Jareds_Charlotte_NC-DWP1389.gif

[StoopTroup]

...is on his knees.